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Ace of Spades

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Ace of Spades is a vidya game enjoyed by v and other gamers who liek games that don't suck. The game itself is a combination of Minecraft and a First Person Shooter. Since the game is still in early beta, the count of annoying brats is low. Did I mention that it only for PC?

From the website, one must download the client, then try to connect to server for several hours, or use a server finder.


Gameplay

You have a rifle (that can't kill shit, unless it's a head shot) and frag grenades (that are only good for griefing) as weapons so you can kill the others dead. In addition, you have a shovel and a pickaxe to grief with. Finally, you can have 50 blocks to build giant dicks with. The objective is to capture to other teams suitcase, which contains intel, by sneaking through tunnels. Sound Familiar? In addition to this, you must not get killed by Snipers and makeing sure no one detects your hack attempts that you have to use, because you suck at PC games, n00b.

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An Example of Gameplay


The graphics got much better in beta .53

Blue is known for their camping skills and being the team with the majority of underage b&. Green is known for just building shit whilst getting spawn-killed.

But even with all this, it is a better waste of your time than Call of Duty.

How to Troll

The developer made an anti-griefing feature where you can teamkill players that destroy blocks on their team's side. Therefore, all you have to do is place blocks in inconvenient places, or obnoxious colors. Then, kill the other player that breaks them. Luck for the trolls, there is no B& hammer. Player must use a "/votekick" command to kick (and only kick) players. Like 4chan, these player never get shit done.

Another great way to troll is to completly build around another player so that they cannot move. If you do this, the game glitches and the only solution is to become an hero with grenades.

External Links

AoS Homepage

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