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David Motari
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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David's fellow marines recorded his valorous act and uploaded it to the internets for others to appreciate. Thankfully, they also state his name in the video so all who viewed it would know just exactly who to thank.
Some argue that the whole incident was actually a hoax. They claim that you can see the real dog being switched with a stuffed toy, or that the dog was already dead. Computer Science III majors are fully confident that the video has been augmented, and that—at the least—the puppies plaintive cries have been added for dramatic effect. Some have even called in to question the puppy's trajectory, arguing that it was hurled impossibly far.
Motari is an obvious troll who would rather explain why he threw the puppy and see all of his personal accounts hacked rather than confess to his obvious fabrication. Seriously, it's obvious that this video could only be a hoax.
Quotes
Dave's Statement
He's sorry if you can't see that he did that dog a favor, you jerk.
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I want to clear somethings up before tomarrow (sic). This might be hard to believe but I am sorry about the dog. At the time I just really didn't care. I was dealing with my own inadequacies with a tiny penis and never being able to satisfy a man. And when you are constantly under fire sometimes people develop a different sence (sic) of humor than what others are used to.
That video was from over a year and I don't know who put it out there but it wasn't me. It has been a really hard day. I don't know how they got my information but someone got all my information and i had to disconnect my parents and my boyfriends phone not to mention i had to redo my myspace because it got hacked. I just want it to end.
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—Dave Motari, GI Throw
so i herd u liek to throw mudkipz
Portrait of a Soldier
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Don't have to follow nobodies footsteps, I'm makin my own, fully grown, and this life is my own
How do I ruined my lifeThe hero in action. How this man, in the face of grave danger, risked his life for your freedom, should make a tear run down your cheek
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There is no way to know for sure if the puppy is real or not unless you are the one who produced it
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—Charlie Powell, College of Veterinary Medicine; dumbass
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hot army man is hot. i challenge niggertits.com to find cock pics.
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—anonymous Gaia fan
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The united states has 100's of millions of people transfered from airports to border regions in the U.S. every year. The country has a static population of approx 300 million. Because of the efficiency and scope of the U.S. tranportation system its estimated around 1 million people are transfered or stay in the U.S. forced into some form of slavery.
Keep in mind 1.5 million people is equal to about 1 PERCENT of the population (It is 0.5% dipshit). Many prostitutes are forced into their profession, many immigrants are promised good jobs in the U.S. and are forced into sweat shops they cannot leave. Keep in mind just last month a NYPD police officer and his wife forced a teen runaway into slavery they would pimp her at parties if she left they promised kill her. They think the whole lasted at least a year. In Texas a gang of teens kidnaped teen runaways and held them in hotels forcing them into prostitution again death was the threat of leaving. There are hundreds of these cases uncovered but there are many more we never hear about. Unfortunately less than half a percent of population is more than a million. That means 99.5 percent of our poplulation will never be forced into some form of slavery. I'm concerned about that half of a percent. Not some dead
puppy found on the side of a road and thrown.
We sit here, back home, safe and sound, and it’s easy to see your actions and be disgusted. I certainly was.
It’s easy to criticize from behind the safety of a keyboard. . . .
You will probably face some disciplinary action from the Marines. Conduct unbecoming a Marine. I hope you are not dishonorably discharged for 16 seconds.
if i had a chance to kill him, here is how i'd do it:
First, while naked, i'd tie him up by both arms and tie his legs as far apart as i can get them
then i'd shoot him in the kneecaps.
after he finished squirming, i'd get garden shears and slowly cut off his penis
after all his swearing and shit, i'd shove it in his mouth and tape it shut
Then i would gouge [spelling?] out his eyes
i'd shove both of them up his ass, along with a 6 inch metal pole
then i'd take a straightedge and start slicing around his nipples
then i'd take a blade and cut out his nipples and place them in his eye sockets
then I thought "Nah forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes smell ya later!"
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there!
to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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—Ashkee Chapin, Clearly better than David
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He is a piece of Shit! what kind of scum does that? i've invited everyone of my friends to this group, and i suggest you do the same. lets make him the most hated person on facebook.
Jesus loves this man, for he hunted terrorists and made many sacrifices
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—Man in boots at 3am, moar vandalism
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Really? So you know what dogs sound like when they are thrown wildly, you sick fuck? You've never heard a dog yelping? ARE YOU SERIOUS? Fuck man, think before you post!
The dog isn't moving because the back of its neck is being held, just like a mother holds it in its mouth; its a natural reaction for the dog to go limp and not move.
STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THIS SICK FUCK.
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—Andrew Cole
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Fuck thats messed up man, you should've at least cut its eyes out and pissed in them man...that's fucked up
I am half tempted to go to iraq
Shoot him in the face
throw him off the cliff and watch his corpse decompose into the ground watching him on his quest to hell
I am usually not this morbid but this fucker deserves it!!!
EVERY LAST MINUTE OF TORTURE ISNT ENOUGH!
Bullshit. His parents are at fault for raising such a fucked up human being. Stop your whiny, "HIS PARENTS DIDN'T DOOOO IIT." If they are the parents of this person (and only if they are), they deserve all the opprobrium cast upon them.
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—Adam Robinson, demonstrating the fair and balanced sense of justice that all animal rights faggots should follow
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Additionally, anyone who thinks this IS a funny joke needs to reassess their morals and contributions in life.
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—Jessi Storms, telling YOU, dear reader, to reassess your morals and contributions in life
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FUCK THIS PRICK
IF ANYBODY SEES THIS DUDE IN PERSON SHOOT HIM IN THE LEG AND THEN THROW HIM OFF THE NEAREST BRIDGE.
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—Lenny Diko, confirming that two wrongs make a right. ALWAYS.
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Some people say its fake, but I say its real. And I am pretty pissed off at that son-of-a bitch. And his bitch sister comes on there ('there', meaning the News), err what ever the stupid relative, they're getting death threats, y'know why? Cause their relative, that marine over there is an asshole to do that to a puppy. They can't fight back, and they got their lame excuse, 'war changes people', yeah it does; it makes their lives screwed up but it doesn't make them able to kill a puppy. 'Ike how can war make you kill a puppy? It can make you hate a certain, (stutter) certain people, like the ones you are fighting, I don't think it makes you kill a puppy, I think its just retarded. And I really hope a muslim terrorist suicide bomber blows that son-of-a bitch up, alright. I am not meant to be funny, I am dead serious. I hope that asshole gets whats coming to him.
Throw the dog down the well so my country can be free!!
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—A true Marine appreciating Motari's commitment to his job
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fucking dog deserved that shit, who gives a shit about it? its not like it can think for itself...Motari did it a favour by throwing it off a cliff it would've just ended up dead anyway you dumb fucks
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—Anonymous on what we are all thinking
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Give that man moar puppies!!
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—Osama
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LOL GENIUS PURE GENIUS AND WRITING IN ALL CAPS FEELS LIKE IM SCREAMING IN MY HEAD!!FUCK YEAH!POWER!!!!
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—DAVERULEZ
Thanks Mom
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A moment of using bad judgment does not portray the true character or integrity of my son David. It does not show that when he was home on leave, the first thing he would do was buy soft dog food for our aging dog Bear.
It does not show the kind and gentle heart of a young man who served his country for 3½ years of his life. Nor does it show the battles he fought in Afghanistan or Iraq; that he fought for the freedom of the people of Afghanistan, Iraq and the United States of America!
The video released does not alter our opinion of him. The sun rises in the morning and sets in the evening. Life goes on no matter how much grief we may be in. My son’s life will go on as will ours.
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— Motari's mom - Proving that there is such a thing as a face only a mother could love.
The real video. You can plainly see the terrorist explode.
lol wut? Motari goes BAWWW.
Motari, internet tough guy.
nice work dude!
oh noes
Motari as a child
card crusher
now that's hot
this isn't cloverfield
OMNOMNOMNOM
Mr. Motari deleted his alleged Bebo profile, but he didn't know that the Internet doesn't forget.
You're going down, Motari!
Rule 34 could not be absent!
