Judge William Adams

Judge William Adams
Download Kazaa? That's a paddlin'
Details
Description	Texas Judge in Aransas County, known for paddlin' internet users.
Classification	Progenitor of Butthurt
Virginity	Compromised
Fears	Kazaa, the internet, youtube, technology, gays
Values	God, beating children, sodomy
Links
URL	Youtube

That's a paddlin'

If you take the man at face value, Judge William "Bill" "The Judge" Adams is a high class judge and all-around good natured family man. However, behind the monkey suit lies the most monumental redneck sack of shit you will ever meet. Hailing from the lovely county of Aransas in South Texas his existence is spent beating his wife and daughter and feasting upon the sandwiches they prepare for him. Make no mistake, while this smarmy fucker doesn't wear a wifebeater and shotgun cans of Bud Light, he is the embodiment of backwoods trash. When he's not busy lying through his teeth about his family life and wasting taxpayers' money on stupid shit he's getting secretly filmed beating the holy fuck out of his disabled furry daughter.

	“	Get on the stomach or I'm gonna start beatin' you again	„
	—Judge William Adams, exercising his second amendment rights like a retard

	“	I never got mah lick in on 'er	„
	—Judge William Adams, demonstrating his true redneck colors

I am a Judge and you should respect the Robe!

Dox

His house as seen from Google Street View.

William "Bill" Adams

• 123 Elm Street
• DOXVILLE, TX 78994
• Phone (Personal): Unlisted
• Phone (Aransas County Courthouse):
• Fax (Aransas County Courthouse):

That's a Paddlin'

Vidya gaems? That's a paddlin'

Apparently he has more in common with them Jappos than he thinks

He may be a Mexican

Another Godless Hippie Heathen (Warning: video contains an asshole)

If he would have just got on the internet, he would have see this
lovely instructional video! By a 16 year old black girl, no less!

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See also

• Christian Spanking Blogs
• Rusty Ray - possible bff?

External Links

• WhitePages.com profile of William Adams (CONFIRMED)
• Aransas County Court-At-Law Page - Has the phone number for the court where he works. I heard he likes pizza!
• Aransas County Court Contact Page - Let them know that one of their judges is about to be fucked a la Anthony Weiner

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