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Battle for Dream Island
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Battle for Dream Island (a.k.a BFDI) is a shitty Total Drama Island rip-off created in 2010 by two bored pedophile rice niggers, Cary Huang and Michael Huang (a.k.a the Huang Twins/HTwins) because they cannot get any pussy. The plot for this show is almost nonexistent and makes no sense; it's about inanimate objects with limbs fighting for a luxury island. The show is known for having terrible voice acting, recycled assets, royalty free music, boring backgrounds and spawning the steaming pile of shit that are object shows.
So far, the show has had 5 seasons. The first season is the main one which introduces us to the almost nonexistent plot for the first 2 episodes and then the rest is all random characters moving around in lifeless backgrounds. The second season was going to be a revival of the show continuing from where the first season ended. This one actually had a less shitty plot compared to the first one but then the creators decided to end it and make IDFB, BFB and TPOT, the 3 other seasons of the show which compared to the first two have no effort put into them and are just filler to keep the 9 year old fans mouths shut and satisfied, Keep in mind that it took them 5 years to come up with these.
As shown on Cary's channel and Michael's website, the Huang twins are capable of making interesting and well-made technology-related content; however they'd rather shit out 10 minute BFDI episodes instead.
Staff and Cast
- Cary Huang - The creator of the show. Unlike the other staff members, he's the most respectable given that he codes relatively decent AI capabilities.
- Michael Huang - Co creator somewhat intrigued by the lewd content made by the fans. Quit animating and writing for the show after BFB 8 to pursue a YouTube career.
- Caedmon Johnson - Former animator for the show that made the show look like shit. Also popularly sexted a 15 year old girl.
- Tantusar - Voice actor for Tree who runs the shitty Discord server.
Everyone Else
Remember Michael and Cary being described as pedophile rice niggers? That's actually relevant. Pedophiles because every worker they outsourced are all roughly underage. Hmmm... I wonder why... Rice niggers because due to being from China, they run business likewise. Some say the pay is practically Chinese minimum wage. Absolutely nobody questioned it. The experience has been described as several little children living in a Chinese sweatshop 24/7, producing BFB episodes. While the executives and international government officials all had gay orgies upstairs. This is a fantasy most of the workers have too. Evident by making object shows themselves, or wanting to. The way they cope is they masturbate to object porn in the little time they have. Or fuck each other when Micheal and Cary aren't watching. Everyone stopped briefly to lynch off defective workers. Perhaps background checks were needed.
"Characters"
Here are the shitty characters that appear in the series.
Standards
- Firey - Idiot of the show. Surprisingly won. Also has a whiny squeaky sounding voice.
- Leafy (IsHere) - A bitch who wants to win the island, but lost the battle over a flame.
- Bubble - The show's punching bag. Lots of lesbians love this character even though she was never a good character to begin with and even after she fell off all because she was their cute crush.
- Woody - A scaredy dick. Used to be hated in all seasons except for the effortless BFB. HTwins probably got butthurt over no one liking him, so they made him dab to attract 9-year-olds to like him.
- Teardrop - A random character that doesn't know how to speak.
- Spongy - The fat one. This character is compromised
- Yellow face - One of the filler characters.
- Puffball - The only good BFDI character.
- Needle (Needy) - One of the idiotic characters that get angry over being called "Needy".
- Four - Technically just 4 from Numberjacks but with limbs. Is a host in BFB and is a recycled character from a HTwins video from 2008.
- Ice Cube - A little block of ice who gets revenge on anyone who fucks up her day in the slightest bit. Unsurprisingly, this is what makes her even better than Puffball.
The four "friends"
- Snowball - Short tempered gay tranny dick and a sick fuck. Hates Golf Ball, Bubble, Ice Cube, and armless contestants. Narcissistic.
- Blocky - Just like Snowball, he's a trans gay sick fuck. Only difference is he's a prankster.
- Eraser - Another gay tranny. He can range from sane to just like the two aforementioned sick fucks.
- Pen (is) - The only nice gay tranny boy.
Fanbase
Believe it or not this series has a fanbase: a severely autistic fanbase which consists mainly of 12 year old boys who use GoAnimate, have an unhealthy obsession with logos from the 80s/90s and fantasize about having sexual relationships with the characters in the show despite the fact that they think porn is the most disgusting thing ever. If you disrespect their opinions on the show being great, they'll threaten to murder you and if you curse at them they'll give you warnings and eventually block you like aspergic fucking pussies (even though the show itself makes a middle finger joke in the first episode).
Objectcucks can be spotted on Twitter, Tumblr, GoAnimate, Youtube and DeviantART where they'll beg you to draw their fucking unoriginal and retarded OCs that literally anyone could make or tell you that you should watch object shows and become part of their "fandom". The DeviantART, Twitter, and tumblr sides of the "fandom" aren't much different from other fandoms as they are attracted to drama in the same way flies are attracted to shit. These sides of the community are usually inhabited by aspergic pedophiles, 10 year-old roleplayers and greenyfags.
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Note: Liy is a character in the show who is a lightswitch, therefore this fag wants to fuck a lightswitch. -
How your average BFDI fan will react if you say something negative about BFDI. Where else have we seen those types of threats? -
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Creator of Inanimate Insanity regrets making his show an "object show"
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Since the Object Show Community is filled to the brim with 9 year old spergs with no lives, it would be impossible to cover it all. Here are the more notable people/groups.
AnimationEpic (Powerword: Adam Katz✡) - One of, if not the first person to get popular by ripping off BFDI (and therefore opening the floodgates for retarded 7-year-olds to make their own "object shows"); shitting out Inanimate Insanity on April 1, 2011.- Tantusar - Retarded leader of the objectfag discord server. Warns and bans people every 2 minutes for the most absurd reasons ever.
- SuperScratchkat - A fag that used to work on this "show" until leaving.
- CloudyEggs - A depressed fucktard who shits out unfunny content, also notable for making the abomination known as Shape World. Also will probably an hero in the future due to his autistic actions (and probably did since he hasn't uploaded any videos since March of 2022). Fell out of relevance as most of his current videos only get like around 80 views.
- BGGaming Deluxe - A notable pedophile Jewtuber that presents obvious information about BFB that is already well known. Also, he makes fucktarded BFDI shitposts.
- Karinbyrne
- 13 year old boys
- Spergs - Autism is basically required to like BFDI and object shows.
- Dying Alone - People who watch object shows have a high chance to die alone.
- Batshit Insane - Common.
- GoFags - A lot of objectcucks use GoAnimate to make their object shows and quality grounded videos.
- Logo Editors - People who worship Klasky Csupo and make a fuckload of effect videos out of it. Also, they make Shuric Scan YTMPVs that they didn't steal the .veg for and spent all their hard work on. You'll see most of these people have effortless OC's on their profile pictures which are just random images with BFDI limbs and faces slapped onto them.
- MollyBee - The Object Show community's pedophile arch-nemesis. Constantly goes on Discord servers of the OSC in order to rape them with child porn. Also, she treats her Discord server like slaves, and tries to rape/kill anyone who does not follow Molly's orders. Also got her hater in trouble for him telling her to pretend to be him.
Fanart & OCs
"Object fanart" is as effortless as everything else they make and usually consists of recycled assets from the original show put together in Photoshop, but nowadays due to BFB influence its more common to shittily manually draw the limbs, reducing the required effort to near zero. These atrocities can easily be found in the deepest corner of DeviantART and Twitter. Objectfags also make "original characters" sometimes, but honestly where the fuck is the original in "original character" when it comes to objectcucks, their characters are literally inanimate objects and anyone could make one. Some Objectcucks like to go ten steps even further in unoriginality and rip off characters/items from actual cartoons, anime or videogames, add BFDI assets to it and call them their "original character". If you thought it couldn't get worse there are some other OCs that are literally just balls with hair and limbs. Objectfags also like to make shitty drawings quoting outdated pre-2014 memes...
Okay, so we've established that the BFDI fandom is filled with 10 year-old's who only have 3 pubes and piss out from one of them. We have also gathered the fact that they have absolutely no talent and they beg people on DeviantART to draw their shitty, unoriginal and most likely down syndrome infested OC's. It is most likely a possibility that some objectcucks are fans of other shows like Eddsworld but prefer a shitty animated webtoon over a slightly less shitty webtoon. We can also gather the fact that they they haven't surpassed the level of sonic the hedgehog fans, but they are pretty close to being more autistic.
Rule 34 obsession
If you all didn't believe all of us when we said the members of the OSC are mashing penises, here is the proof. The Object Show Community, a community for children initially has a shit ton of porn uploaded of it every 5 fucking seconds. Literally refresh every day on any rule 34 site and you'll see a fresh factory line of degenerate near child porn of object shows drawn by actual teenage girls who's parents hate them. These people all fuck eachother, and masturbate to objects religiously. It has been heavily noted that most people in this community are only in it because of their autistic obsessions and this is an actual fetish for them. On the right is an example of what you will find:
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The eyes are more smaller than the mouth
Logo Editing Subfandom
If you thought the main part of the Battle for Dream Island fandom was strange and fucking retarded you might not have heard of the logofag sub-fandom within it. The Logo Obsessed Subfandom consists mostly of fetuses who have a fetish for editing the living shit out of TV closing logos from an era in which they weren't even alive. Like the main part of the fandom they will also jerk off to anything GoFags make and will most likely beat the shit out of you and then shit out a century lasting grounded threat if you insult their precious logo-editing hobby, however the reason why this is/was referred to as "Post-2014 Subfandom" is because it originated in late 2014, it's slightly different from the main side of the fandom and unfortunately it continues to expand like cancer cells over time. This objectcuck side of this community can be easily spotted in social media as they're so fucking original that they all use recolored BFDI cube characters with cat ears and cat tails as their avatars, have "teh object thingy" in their name and worship their god Kyoobur9000, who spawned the entire logo editing genre in the early 2010s. Most of them also are obsessed with the steaming pile of shit that is Greeny Phatom and are part of shitty UTTP ripoff groups on YouTube and Jewgle+, so lulz might be had by trolling the shit outta them.
Modern Objectcucks
Yep, these failed abortions still exist hanging out in the same places as they always were; now watching shit like BFB Cursed and are now obsessed with a pile of shit known as Baldi's Basics, making Greeny Phatom a thing of the past. Why couldn't the HTwins just kill their shitty show?
Object Shows
As you might already know Battle For Dream Island spawned the autism known as an object show. Some notable object shows are:
- Inanimate Insanity - A show that surprisingly has more effort put into it than the atrocity that is Battle for Dream Island. It was absolute dogshit until the second season, which is less shittier than the first. Ironically, this show is better than the show it was inspired by.
- BFDIA/IDFB/BFB/TPOT - The other 4 seasons of BFDI that have less effort put into them than the first one and are just filler so the fans of the original show could shut the fuck up about the lack of episodes. (Note: It took them 5 damn years to make these)
- Challenge to Win - Like the title suggests it's another show that has the same old boring "Challenge for Prize" plot and same blandness as BFDI. The first episodes of this one were animated using Scratch, a shitty website objectcucks seem to love.
- Object Invasion - Another object show that used to be animated in Scratch. Has better animation than most other object shows.
- The Optical and The Illusions - The first Object show to be hardcore as fuck and curse. The animation (if you can even call it that) is awful.
- Shape World - Probably the worst object show in existence. The "plot" is the same as BFDI, It uses BFDI's assets, It's recorded with a fucking potato, The characters are literal shapes, It's made in powerpoint and the voices are all the same.
- Object Overload - Another generic object show. The creator eventually got tired of it and stopped making episodes.
- Object Terror - Crazy emo Object Invasion ripoff about objects swearing or dying. Creator is a racist and has Asperger's Syndrome.
- Next Top Thingy - NTT was a short lived object show with the same overused "Challenge for prize" plot that has been done so many times that it's actually hard to count the amount of object shows with the same plot. This show was basically what you'd get if you put the deviantart side of the object community and animated it. It was cancelled after the 2nd episode for unknown reasons.
- Excellent Entities - You thought II and OS87 was the best? Nope! This is the fucking lulziest object show ever. No fucking doubt.
- Object Show 87 - An accurate parody of object shows using the most overdone Object Show Cliches.
- Battle For Space Palace - BFDI but users play as the contestants. The characters didn't even speak until episode 17 and the creator is too lazy to make the last episode.
- Book from BFDI - A "spin-off" made by some 15 year old Objectcuck who's name is "ISBSP" (International Sucking Ball Sacks Palace). This object show, like I.I and the BFDI saga, has a Italian "dub" produced by a sped.
- Battle for Luxurious Hotel - An object show that actually has effort. The shitload of assets used for contestants at different angles blends in with the traditionally animated faces and limbs. And yet it's on a fucking hiatus and instead is getting spinoff series.
How to make your own object show
- Coming up with the plot: Don't. Literally no one watches these for the plot so don't even bother. But if you're that desperate for a plot just do what everyone else does, copy the original show's plot.
- Characters: Take an image of a clipart object, put the shitty BFDI assets on it and give it a name that ends in "ey" (Ex: Dildoey). Don't forget to make it as unoriginal as possible by using as many cliches as you can.
- Animation: Who gives a shit about animation? Just make slideshows in PowerPoint; little kids will still watch it.
- Voices: Buy the shittiest and cheapest microphone you can find, plug it into your computer, shove it into your mouth and start deepthroating it then record all that and put it in your shitty show. Don't forget to make your voice high pitched for the female characters and low pitched for the fatass characters.
Object Show Cliches
- Episode starts with unnecessary dialogue between 2 characters about an unrelated topic or question.
- First challenge is some characters fighting on a wooden beam.
- Quiet character or character that doesn't speak at all
- Character with no legs or arms
- Character is a JPEG image taken off Google Images
- Female character with masculine voice or male character with squeaky voice
- Character that hates being called a name and says "Don't call me X" (eg: Don't call me nigger!)
- Useless and retarded character that does absolutely nothing
- Atrocious and ear murdering voice acting
- Show is about doing contests to win something
- Unlawfully imprisoning characters to eliminate them
- Character that is either too nice or a complete douchebag
- Androgynous characters
- The "nice guy" character
- Royalty Free Music (Mostly shit from incompetech because the BFDI fandom are all pussies who wont use copyrighted music)
- Character ripped straight out of a cartoon or videogame
- Character that isn't even an object and is just a ball with limbs and hair
- Internet users as characters. (ex. An "objectsona" of some crippled 12 year old on Twatter)
- Character from a meme that will die very quick (ex. Ugandan Knuckles)
- Characters has to be some sort of new made up gender by Tumblrfags (ex. Nonbinary)
How to troll objectcucks
- Make a rant on BFDI or its community
- Make fun of how their OCs are unoriginal
- Tell them their community is full of underage children
- Tell them object shows are shit
- Tell them BFDI is an effortless Total Drama ripoff
- Tell them there are better flash cartoons
- Call them objectcucks/objectfags/objectphiles
- Swear
- Show them any kind of porn or hentai
- Tell them the Huang twins are gay for eachother
- Tell them the characters in BFDI are bland, unoriginal and stupid
- Tell them 2005 Newgrounds flash cartoons have better animation than Object Shows
- Redirect them to this article
- Tell them that if they have an object show avatar their opinion doesn't matter
- Tell them that Puffball was the only good character in the show
- Tell them that almost all of the OSC is pedophilic
See Also
- Objectphiles (not to be confused with pedophiles in the Object Show Community)
- Vyond - A shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis
- BonziWORLD - Another shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis
- DeviantART - YET another shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis
- Flash
- AnimatedJames
- Overrated - Object shows in general.
- Fetish
- Greeny Phatom - Another show objectcucks are attracted to. Believe it or not this one has even less effort put into it than the 2 last seasons of BFDI.
- Total Drama - What BFDI ripped off
- Homestar Runner - What BFDI wishes it was
- Lock Legion - BFDI but before it was cool and quite possibly better
- The Annoying Orange - Another series catering to objectfags, minus any actual animation.
External Links
- jacknjellify - Creators of BFDI
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battlefordreamisland- BFDIA 5b The Official BFDI (flash) Game
- The BFDI Wikia
- The BFDI Fanon Wikia
- Even if you're a satanist or atheist you'll need a bible after scrolling through these tags on Tumblr
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