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Dat 'stache.
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Ashley Bennett (otherwise known as luvmonkeys) is dramuwhore/lolcow of epic proportions, best known on /cgl/.

The (literal) shit that started it all

It's not what you think it is.
Brooch Dramu ensues
All Comments
Guise srsly
QQ ensues

On November 18, 2011, luvmonkeys uploaded a picture of her latest cosplay endeavor on her DA. Unfortunately, she acted like a baka and got her shit posted on /cgl/. The thread, which was about horrible cosplay props, swiftly decimated to "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT SHIT, IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT."

Her DA was posted and subsequently ravaged by nauseated seagulls, telling her that it looked like a boiling pile of dog shit. Luvmonkeys flipped.


Anons come out of the woodwork

One of her millions of twitter-like status posts.

Eventually it was revealed that this was a mutual vendetta and many in the thread actually knew her IRL. Around 11 anons whom knew her personally and were tired of her bullshit took part in the dramu. Luvmonkeys caught on to this and started deleting friends on Facebook, but somehow managed to avoid most, if not all of them.

Batshit insanity unearthed!

It wasn't long until many who knew her were posting their own personal woes about dear little luvmonkeys. Tales of autism and many other long lists of mental diseases she expresses and/or claims to suffer from were told, including one anon posting quote "that time when she was upset about not being able to go to a meetup because she didn't get her camera...? The camera was going to be a gift from her grandfather - who died the day of the meetup. 'Sorry I can't go, guys, my grandpa died! Guess I'm not getting my camera now.'"

Inevitably, someone contacted little Ashley about her personal critique thread on /cgl/, at which point she responds by posting her sob story about the meanies at 4chan on facebook.

say that to my face and not online and see what happens

CPS Fiasco

Delicious Cosplays

Kawaii~~
oh god panty why
Kawaii desu

Luvmonkeys dramu part II

New DA found in 10 seconds.

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