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Keegan Salisbury
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Keegan Salisbury looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!! THIS ASPIE GREW UP TO ABUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!! |
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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ATTENTION!
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Keegan James Salisbury (also known as MultiKeegster1, MultiKeegster2, KJS12, TheYtpMaker1000, YTPMaker1000, SourWashingMachine, Imageny, Empty Recycle Bin, xomdjl_, >nul, and Keegdog) is a severely autistic 17-year-old unwanted piece of shit, wannabe hacker, DDoSer and general fucktarded sped who wastes his time on the internet doing lots of shit no one cares about or other rubbish that rightfully drew the ire of many. This fat enby faggot usually sits on his chair making ytpmvs, whacking off to his many waifus, some of which are underaged; DDoSing and hacking people he doesn't like, overreacting over the slightest provocations, having autistic meltdowns and harassing every girlfriend he ends up getting together with.
Who in the living fuck is this dude and why is this an article?
Some 17 year old kid who's been on the internet for a long time has done nothing but make shitty youtube poops and crappy ytpmv/otomads. He has done nothing but manipulate others by joining a community, finds a girl and then ends up harassing them to the point the girl gets extremely uncomfortable being on this planet.
Keegan's Sex Slaves
The following faggots listed below are Keegan's new squad of sex slaves best friends and fuckbuddies that are also fellow outcasts like he is.
CLoggermore - Also known as Mommadomma, she is an absolutely pea-brained, diaper-obsessed, disgusting, sweaty, smelly, stinky and mentally retarded bitch who is obsessed with Keegan to the point she decided to become a pedo just to own his haters. She makes some of the worst roleplays one can ever find, fills everything she says to the brim with her fucktarded diaper fetish shit obsession
- LewmioA - This shit-stained, cum-greased lint roller treated Ky like fucking shit and would complain nonstop while ignoring everyone else. He also defamed Baby Lamb Creations all for attention and his daddy made him do push-ups as a result. Now that his former friends hated him, he had no choice but to crawl back to Xomdjl_ like a massive pussy along with the fact that Geoshea was completed obliterated off the web. Also he hates Madness Combat as apparently the fandom treated him like shit.
- Isaac - A baby-faced crybaby that loves throwing tantrums on camera like a pussy while supporting RJ Kumar to no end. HE WANTS FUCKING LOVE!!!!
- WonderSauce2005 - A chronically rude, backstabbing psychopath with severe buttsex addiction crippling him, especially when he does get to suck Isaac's weiner.
- melsbacksfriend - A furry aspie with a creepy obsession with Vaporeon. He also happens to be one of his real life fuckbuddies.
- RjGunner111 - Some crazy curry nigger who tried stealing Roszina Head's email to sign it up for several mailing lists and would constantly cyberstalk her nonstop. He also enjoys have gay buttsex orgies together with Isaac and Seth,
The Beginning
On September 15th 2004, Karrie Flannigan shat Keegan out of her vagina and bought him into the world. At a young age, Keegan was diagnosed with Ass Burgers.
Angry Birds for Google Chrome
Keegan's Love Quest!!!
Similar to Chris-chan, who has a love quest by trying to get together with girls, Keegan has made a similar approach to wanting to fall in love with girls too. His recent ex-girlfriend, broke up with him cause of his sexually abusive attitude towards her. Fearing that his waifu would leave him forever, Keegan tried to use his permaban powers to bring her back to her server as well as forcing her to buy lewd clothes for herself so Keegan can jack his twizzler-esque microwang on her. After the breakup, Keegan felt very suicidal and developed a pornography addiction due to no longer having Ky to sexually abuse and live out his deranged incel fantasies.
You can literally compare Chris-chan to Keegan as they both:
- Have Long hair
- Autism
- Mentally Disabled
- Transtrenders - Keegan claims to be a "Demi Boy" and "Pansexual" at Ky's old server
- Freaks
- Disgusting
Since Keegan has developed an addiction to buttsex and trying to fuck every girl, someone caught Keegan in the acts of him becoming a potential pedophile.
During sometime before the breakup, Keegan and his ex were arguing in the DMs, leading to Keegan to use his Angry Birds for Google Chrome and Permaban powers to keep her forever, which resulted to her trying to breakup cause Keegan is a crazy dumbfuck, not like this has happened before. This also lead to the communities like the YTP and YTPMV communities to exile him from their communities for Keegan's awful behavior. These messages also reveals Keegan would always talk to her butt naked with his 3cm wiener showing off so he can fap towards her too, and the fact he also made her order kinky clothes off Amazon so he has a waifu forever, not like that anime fucking exists for low lives like him.
Midori's Document of Keegan
Some random douche (and a fucking simp) who is writing this article and the creator of this article under the name of Template:Ytchannel (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe), was a former friend of Keegan, who decided to make a ytpmv out of Keegan (at the same time shoving a bunch of Japanese and Korean sources like Shuzo Matsuoka or Olympus Guardian, into the ytpmv as well as writing a whole ass document of Keegan and his wrongdoings), with the BGM being Witch Doctor. Keegan hasn't learned shit from Midori, nor his document, and proceeds to get everyone to forgive him, heck, half the people who watches Midori's content (which half of his viewers are from Japan, have already acknowledge Keegan's bullshit over the past years and so).
Midori’s purpose to write this article was because Keegan didn’t learn a single goddamn thing from his document, heck yet alone, Keegan wrote a document trying to say Midori was full of bullshit and that the article was put of context when in reality, it really showed that Keegan is a soon to become a pedophile when he doesn’t change his act, and take full responsibilities of his actions. Instead he’s still shoving the fact that he doesn’t need to listen to his haters and let alone, decided to join the GoAnimate community again for them to harass and manipulate his ex girlfriend, and his former friend Midori, Keegan’s two biggest targets.
Keegan's Document of him defending himself from this situation can be viewed here, https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IL4zMF08hfyZtwKt21h7l9SUb-nVexkIIMYjG3mFVSc/edit?usp=sharing
After Midori wrote the document, Keegan decided to “retire” from YouTube only to comeback like two weeks later, which resulted him 3 days later to do the same shit and comeback a day later. This has been an ongoing thing where Keegan wastes everyone’s fucking time, giving more work for Midori to add to this fucking article. No wonder abortion exists in the first place.
At some point before the article, Keegan once wanted Midori to help him make visuals for a ytpmv only for it to actually suck. You can view it here
Keegan also forced his waifu for ytpmv samples and sent them to Midori cause Keegan looked up to Midori and possibly jacked off to him as well, only for Midori to get pissed off, having to tell any others who has the sources of Ky to delete them. Apparently idiots like Glitchlov who also was a pedo tried to call him out, heck nobody wants to be around weirdos like him.
Sometime today, Keegan is still on the loose crying that he lost everyone.
Trivia
- Keegan's bent dick is only 3 inches long.
See Also
- Chris-Chan - The older version of Keegan, whom both are similarly the same people, just different ages.
- Incel
- Rape
- YouTube Poop
- YTPMV - the stupid shit Keegan makes yet alone the community wont accept him in again
External Links
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Keegdog
- Discord: Keegdog#3771
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/keegdog0
- SoundCloud (NOW INACTIVE): https://soundcloud.com/notactiveanymore
- DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/imagenydoeszeart
- Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/keegdog0
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Keegan Salisbury is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Keegan Salisbury is part of a series on Dying Alone
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