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Attention Whore

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Models and model wannabes are attention whores.
Trying to look sexy with a fucking pinecone.

Most commonly found on the Internets, an Attention Whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely insane and most still attend high school. Massive attention whores have Histrionic Personality Disorder. Some of them are 300 pound women who think they're cute by dumping crap on other people to massage their flat egos.

   
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They are looking for their 15 megabytes of fame. They want to be admired, want someone to want them. A lot of them are lonely and starved for attention. A lot of girls think they have no choice but to pose in this way. And then there are the thrill seekers who do it because it's edgy and cool.
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—ABC News telling it as it is

While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell dedicated for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything Satan could conjure up himself. The only way to cure Attention Whoredom is to fuck the living daylights out of the subject, or, if they are jailbait and buttugly, hand them over to Pedobear, who will fuck anything that has a small vagina and no tits.

This trait is also known as the móst agressive form of cancer.

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Types of Attention Whore

The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.
Successful attention whore is successful.
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"The idea was the pearls".

While it is possible for Attention Whores to simply be classified as whores for public attention, they are generally divided into four, more specific attention whoring categories:

Attention Whore Tactics

Katie Rees (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.
Attention Whore AKA Camwhore aka Slut aka White_trash akaTanning aka Skeezer
Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ a variety of tactics. Common examples include:

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