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I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting
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I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting is a phrase that originally appeared on a bizarre bootleg T-Shirt that featured an image of Jailbreak from The Emoji Movie that was stolen directly from the notorious Nazi paedophile artist known as Shadman. It is most likely that the shirt was supposed to say "I masturbauted during the Sandy Hook Shooting" but of course the fucking dog-eaters that are forced to make these shirts in a nightmarish Azn sweatshop just had to go and fuck it up like they always do.
The shirt was originally discovered after being received by YouTube attention whore and likely Encyclopædia Dramatica user Mumkey Jones during a viewer mail video. After playing with his Boku no Pico dakimakura, Mumkey proceeded to stupidly open a bunch of random packages from his fans despite knowing full well that they may contain Anthrax or explosives – fortunately for Mumkey, he still isn't popular enough to warrant assassination despite wearing a fursuit and acting like a fucking retard on YouTube for over a year.
The shirt is widely believed to reference the fact that 99.99% of Encyclopædia Dramatica users masturbated immediately upon hearing of Adam Lanza's divine cleansing of Sandy Hook Elementary.
Mumkey Gets The Shirt 😂
This account has been terminated for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines pissing off the Jews. 😂
Watch it on Mumkey's website and skip to 9:52. BALEETED ONCE AGAIN
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