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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The Hambeast and her lover, in both real-life and animu forms.
"Hoe my god this got +300 views all because of a boob animation thanks to all the pervy viewers (including me xD) viewing this"

Do you remember a game called Spyro? Like many, you may have grown up in the 90s playing this Playstation gem about a purple dragon and his whimsical adventures. Unlike many, however, you may have wanted to do more than just play the game. You may have become a hardcore fan: desiring to live in the world of Spyro, and lusting over not him but the enemies that he briefly encountered. That's right. Yes, I'm talking about having sexual fantasies about video game bosses that nobody remembers.

19 year-old self-proclaimed Aspie Amanda L. Turcol (or LadyALT69 as she is known on the Interwebs) is one such case. Now, if you are part of Spyro fandom, you may recall the drama that surfaced on deviantART in years past from Chantelle/Ripto's Fan Girl (RFG for short) and her insane sexual infatuation with Ripto (the main antagonist of Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage). Both ALT and RFG have much in common, including jealously guarding their sacred relationship with a polygon to the point of verbal rage and violence (in the form of hate art) to any who dare oppose them. While Ripto's Fan Girl is still around (Last known account can be found here (and here. In case of deactivation just type "Chantelle Ripto" into the dA search box set to Newest, and you just might find her), she appears to no longer have an obsession with Ripto. When last seen, she was drawing herself and her (allegedly real-life) crush as lesbian raptors. The main difference between the two, however, is the character in question. With ALT, an enemy called Jacques (a fucking Jack-in-the-box with a green face and no lower body, no less) is the target of her affection, or should we say fandom rape.

It is rumored that LadyALT69 started getting the internet's attention when someone linked to her artwork on /b/. From there, people have submitted her work to the tumblr blog Socially Unacceptable Art on numerous occasions.

Behavior and Fetishes

Her Havarian form, The Queen of Fools.
What Amanda does every night.
She seriously thinks someone will spend money on this garbage.
One of her typical bitchfits.
It's not my fault! It's my EVUL TWIN!
TROLOLOLO SHE NOES MEMES U GAIS. FOREVER ALONE LE LE LE. XD


Upon close examination, it's quite clear that LadyALT69 - like all typical virgins with internet access - has some serious mental disturbances involving sexual frustration that she attempts to relieve by creating art and stories of her and her "love". One can speculate from browsing her gallery and noting the frequency of her uploads that she puts a great deal of time into her work (read: she has no other hobbies besides recreating the same horrifying porn again and again). So it comes to no surprise that she also goes out of her way to obtain any attention that she can by regularly doing the following:

  • Frequently posting "sexy" drawings of herself, Jacques, or pairings of characters belonging to her peers. Extra points for Lesbianism (she's obviously one of those fake bisexuals that pretends to lez out for male attention).
  • Begging for money. Mimicking the methods of artists with actual talent, she set up a Paypal account for donations, auctions and commissions (that no one will ever buy).
  • Broadcasting herself on a streaming channel, where you can watch her create twisted cartoon erotica or listen to her orgasm while playing Spyro. If you're lucky, she'll take requests!
  • Begging for trades and requests of her and Jacques fucking and making green hellspawn.

As you well know, the online art community has its share of popular artists. On the whole there seems to be a correlation between skill and ego, but there are also talentless amateurs (such as Chase the Hedgehog for example) who, despite never improving over the years, maintain the same attitude of unwarranted self-importance. Take into account the fact that the "artist" has Asperger's and you have the most egocentric breed of attention whore known to man. This is exactly the category that Amanda falls into.

LadyALT has a small following, mostly limited to her Furaffinity gallery. The most notable commenter, Falconwolf is a mentally retarded 35 year old woman whose art skills are on the same level as most kindergartners. The rest of them are either nearly equally retarded or just sympathetic toward her, as proven by their constant asspats and advice to "ignore the haters". If they were really her friends they'd tell her the truth: that she's a whiny, narcissistic whore with delusions of becoming popular. She thinks getting pageviews actually means something, but the fact is that the majority of attention she actually gets is from disgusted snickering onlookers who witness her freakshow of a lifestyle.

Despite the haters and trolls, Amanda continues to strive for popularity; citing artists such as animator Tara Cross as inspiration. The truth is that Outcast Bandicoot sucked major marsupial cock, and even Tara didn't want to finish it. If you'll notice, she fell from her throne after she left the Crash Bandicoot fandom and was chased away by the trolls for being a homophobic bitch. (What kind of furfaggess isn't into yaoi anyway?) To this day, her horrible dog-faced style continues to live on through shitty Crash fanart.

With her skill, Amanda will undoubtedly go on to be the next internet superstar of the art community.

Quotes

By LadyALT69

   
 
I am 19 years old. Just graduated high school from 2011. I want to get somewhere with my art but to alot of people think it's a compitition out there.

I am in a sexual love relationship with a French Jack-in-the-box from Spyro the Dragon name Jacques. I'm guessing I'll add my porn on here Hmm... I guess I will lol XD Just a f***ed up fangirl on Da Loose!!!
 


 
 

—Amanda, introducing herself.

   
 
For the ones that obbsessed [sic] are the ones who are unique
 

 
 

—Amanda, believing that being psychotic makes her a speshul snowflaek.

   
 
Why Do I love Jacques???
  • He's unique as hell
  • He's got a look that
  • he really has a sexy feel of color
  • He's like the most bad ass Jack off the box he is
  • he brought me back into playing Spyro again all because of one picture on [dA]
  • I don't have a boyfriend yet but it depends since I'm actually blooming as a prettier flower
  • His enviorment is all colors and beauty though the graphics is messed up from back in the day but I still love it...

So far so good...
 


 
 

—Reasons why she loves Jacques

   
 
To Everyone all over the world, since you don't give a damn about one another I believe it's time for me to stop this and discontinue until people (like me) get shit straight. I'm so sick of myself being the weak one and I almost got my arm broke because I almost swung at my brother a few nights ago. I've gone mental I can't take no more stress and I'm so sick of being a living creature who has a mind of a child with a sexual fetish of a game character. Yes indeed I don't know shit on how to think b4 I type. I hope everyone will die this year on 2012 so we can restart one anothers life.
 

 
 

—Jesus H. Christ, what a pyscho.

   
 
(psst just to warn you I might do Beastality pics cuz I'm bored lol)
 

 
 

—She'll even cater to the furfags for attention.

   
 
I never gotten people to buy art from me hardly yet
 

 
 

—Couldn't imagine why.

Reactions from Others

   
 
Ugh.
 

 
 

—Typical response from a viewer.

   
 
This is all kinds of creepy.
 

 
 

   
 
eww learn to draw
 

 
 

   
 
wow i haven't seen someone this lonely since chris chan
 

 
 

   
 
I hate to break it to you but your boyfriend isn't real.
 

 
 

   
 
holy fucking shit, I have never seen an uglier gallery in my life I mean seriously I think my eyes are fucking bleeding.

Stop drawing I mean holy balls, this atrocious. Obviously people spoonfeeding your non-artistic talents is making you seem like you're something special. This needs to stop now.

and holy shit you're nineteen with a boner for a gross looking, lumpy shitstain of a fucking Spyro boss?

you give asspies a horrible name k
 


 
 

—LOL

   
 
I was just /b/rowsing when I came across some post about you.. I god.. The horrors I have seen :/
 

 
 

Gallery of Horrors

After hours of sifting through more than 250+ drawings (all of the same shit), I give you a delightful sample showcasing her talents.

MSPaint Failures

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IRL Pics

Her True Form About missing Pics
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Screencaps

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Troll Art

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Reactions to this Article

Once LadyALT discovered that she had an ED article, she played it surprisingly cool for a while (at least on deviantART, where the link was advertised by a troll). She immediately made a Furaffinity journal about the bad day she had, but was quickly comforted by her hugbox. Not long after, however, she posted to her gallery a screencap of private conversation she had with the troll in question, claiming that it was a lie that her artwork was "disgusting and self-fulfiling" and daring him to prove it. This didn't last very long though, because people began commenting about how death threats are not cool. Discouraged by her lack of support and chants of "KILL THE TROLL", ALT pulled the screenshot from her gallery (but not before it was saved).

Relationships

I guess it wasn't TROO LUV afterall.
Proof of her selfishness. Only by her logic would a straight guy want a picture of a nasty veiny cock that she lusts over.
Why tell your parents when you could show them this image instead?

Despite admitting that her one true love is, in fact, fictional, LadyALT has made room in her heart for real-life (albeit online) romantic partners as well. Of course, these rarely go well. But how can you expect an actual bond to last that's founded on nothing but fetishistic roleplaying?

To put it in a nutshell: Amanda is a narcisstic virgin with rage who knows nothing of actual relationships. She merely uses men to fulfill her psycho-sexual needs.

To date, ALT has had two e-relationships with fellow Furaffinity users. T-Ryo, being just one of two of her mindless sheep followers that leave the same one-worded comments on her art, was the first. The only thing known about him is that he is deaf (too bad he wasn't blind instead, so he'd never have to lay eyes on the landwhale and her hellish doodles). No one knows why they broke up, but there are many good guesses.

Harter77 was the second "boyfriend" of ALT. Currently, Amanda seems upset that he's not paying her enough attention.

Links


An archive of her hideous Furaffinity gallery can be found here.

See Also