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KYAnonymous
Deric Lostutter - The NEW Leader of Anonymous (for at least another week or two)
Ever since a of bunch of testosterone seething football niggers in Steubenville, OH decided to rape the shit out of some drunk-ass party girl, KY Anonymous has fame-fagged his way into the limelight doing interviews with anyone who will listen to his stupid fucking story about how he has single-handedly brought attention to a 16 year-old rape enthusiast. For whatever fucking reason, this "OP" was nicknamed #OpRollRedRoll. We think #OpRaepAllTheBitches or even #OpSteubenville would've been a better choice, but logic doesn't exist inside the "idea" that is Anonymous.
Project #KnightSec
For an extra bonus, this autistic wigger faggot started a group dedicated to White Knighting named #KnightSec. Although they used "Sec" in the name, indicating that they know ANYTHING about security, Deric openly did interviews from his personal cell phone, logged into IRC with no VPN and sent noods of his baby dick to any anonwhore showing interest. The one old cop had little trouble finding and "raiding" Deric and his equally retarded brother who reportedly answered the door with a double-sided dildo hanging out of his ass.
How to become the new leader of Anonymoose
Basically, if you go the route Deric Lostutter A.K.A. KY Anonymous went, you do absolutely NOTHING to help anyone in anyway, yourself excluded of course. Pretty much, just say, "Fuck this shit, where's Anderson Cooper. I can't hack or troll a motherfucking thing, but I can definitely dox this 16 year-old rape bait for teh E-fame" then do just that. While any, and all, responsible adults know that minor's court records are sealed for a reason, Deric Lostutter said "fuck all that noise, I'ma drop those dox, after recording this phat track about my hard-ass life living in suburban Kentucky" and he did. Like all legit leaders of Anonymous, he was all about taking undue credit and at some point took credit for hacking the football niggers' high-school website. Albeit he should've been V& for dropping the rape bait's dox, it was the hack he had no part of that earned him a trip in the party van.
No worries though, because even though he faces absolutely no charges whatsoever, he's raked in more than $29,000 (which will of course be spent on weed, shitty whiskey and a new piece of shit Mac for making the phat beats) under the guise of a "defense fund" handled by the WDL or Wigger Defense League. Regardless of the claim that his beaner lawyer is going to represent him "pro bono", the beaner-jew indeed needs yer Jew gold to defend the impending imaginary trial. Despite his claims on Vince In the Bay and Rustle League Radio that the $500,000.00 goal was a "typo", it has yet to be "corrected" and we're confident, never will.
How to parlay your E-Fame into a non-existent rap career
It goes without saying that no good deed goes uncompensated. I mean, who the fuck does shit out of the goodness of their heart?!? Therefore, Deric Lostutter decided to take his incredibly original "hip-hop" persona, "Shadow", public after being politely asked to have a look at his computer by the one old cop with a search warrant in his town, which Lostutter, in true Anonfag style, refers to as a "raid". I'll spare the readers sense of self-worth, and ED's good name, by NOT linking to any of his so-called "Rap Videos". I mean, there's no 40's, grillz, tits or ass in a single video... Just some skinny redneck faggot and a group of dudes awaiting to gangbang him watching his "purdy mouth" spit weak fire on the mic.
Nonetheless, have a gander at the faggotry that is Deric Lostutter's IRL persona, Shadow:
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