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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
BenTheLooney ( POWERWORD: Ben Tannehill) is a nineteen year-old nostalgic commentator who has generated an enormous amount of Lulz. His contributions to the YouTube commentary community has gained him at least 100 subscribers, and thousands of Haters. His love for ponies and Tara Strong has led him to create a shitload of videos defending Lauren Faust's lesbian ass. Despite not caring about teh trolls who plague his comments section, he made a video bitching about the those evil cyberbullies who make funny ass videos about him jerking to Pinkie Pie and ponified Tara Strong.
Birth of a snake oil salesman
Ben didn't start out as jewtube.com/user/BenTheLooney. He had an account called PuffyZillaman4. He originally exploited it to upload videos talking about his favorite DVDs and tributes to Godzilla. On May 16, 2009 Ben uploaded his first rant. It's pretty much Ben talking about how much he hates Cartoon Network because they don't air The Powerpuff Girls anymore. Noticing his success, he uploaded moar videos to hoard views and subscribers. Ben's videos even has his avatar, which illustrates his artistic talent. He even thinks that, with his skill, he'll become an animator one day.
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Top 10 Hottest Animated Women
On April 20, 2011 Ben uploaded a countdown video. It was a list of the animated women that he jerks off to. The list included:
- A Robot. NO RLY
- Some chick from Dragon Ball Z
- Some Azn chick
- Some chick from Scooby Doo
- CopperCab's sister
- and many moar that's just too long to list
Some argue that Ben might be a Pedophile on Chris Hansen's list because of the underage girls in the video. He received so much hate from this upload, that it makes even Aaron Barr's pwnage look like a walk in the park by comparison.
The Birth of BenTheLuser
Because of all the hate that Ben received from the Top 10 Hottest Animated Women fiasco video, Ben had to switch accounts to heal from the stings of beez. He made up the brilliant excuse of losing his password, unfortunately, nobody's buying it. I wonder why? Back to the drama, Ben uses this new account to make his rants. His first rant is, oh what a surprise, a rant on Cartoon Network. He uses his brand new 2011 drawing, which is pretty much like his original work, but with 42% more detail. So basically, Ben just bitches about CN not airing PPG and Ed Edd n Eddy anymore. My God, even a second grader could do better than him.
Ben vs. Family Gay
Ben has crossed the line now. He decided to rant on Family Guy and Seth MacFarlane. So basically, here's how it goes: Ben gives an unbiased description of Family Guy, bitches about why it sucks, then calls Seth MacFarlane a talentless hack.
Some mariofag realized Ben's latest bullshitery and decided to put a stop to it, with a critical analysis.
BenThePussyLicker Voices His Opinion On Anime
Apparently, Ben haz knowledge about the intriguing culture of Japan. He made an upload about his perspective on Animu and how the fast pace that his feeble Brain simply cannot handle. Unlike most of his other videos, he actually doesn't bitch about something. Instead, he's neutral on the topic. Nevertheless, Ben manages to fuck up his position because he has absolutely no insight to animu whatsoever. Oh, you want proof, OK. Here's the video:
Ben Strikes Back!!!!11!11111!!1
Trolls and haters were just coming too fast for BenTheLesbian to handle. So, in a futile attempt, Ben tries to make it seem that he doesn't care. So he uploads a video on December 19, 2011 trying to make the haters think he doesn't give a crap. Here's how it goes. First, he agrees with the trolls about his old videos sucking, then he addresses his logos and bumpers rant, then says he thinks the haters are funny, and finally, says they're bullying him. This guy really doesn't know how the internet works.
The Empire Strikes Back
Ben really fucked up after that shitty video he uploaded, you know, about him striking back. That video made him a total lolcow and trolls are milking the Drama right out of him. For starters, they were now able to expose him for the Butthurt Pedophile that he was. Ben also told his detractors that he couldn't stand it if his poor, defenseless fans were trolled to death.
See Also
Chris Chan
Pedophile
BenTheLoco's long lost brother
Tara Strong
Glenn Beck
Coughlan666
Spongebob
Asperger's Syndrome
Furry
Newfag