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Liz Hawryluk

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Looks like Liz's family (John E. Hawryluk, Terry Hawryluk, and Kathleen Hawryluk) have no problem with Liz's being a cunt.

Liz Hawryluk (aka Liz Burch) is a feminazi that is asking for a good hatefucking. In April 2014, Liz Hawryluk tried to squash free speech by imposing her moronic values on innocent pub goers at the UNC-based bar, Fitzgerald’s Irish Pub. However, justice prevailed when Hawryluk's actions became public, resulting in a butthurt Liz.

Elizabeth Hawryluk tries to squash free speech

The attacking feminazi cunts and whiteknights included: Carey Hanlin, Irene Newman, Frankie Barrett, Natalie Dunlop, Sarah Pederson, Katelyn Blanchard, Madiha Bhatti, April Grossi, Caroline Pittman, Aya Avishai, Kelly Rae, Allison Turner, Hussein Kesvani, Sarah Pederson, Wilson Hood, Mars Earle, and Jennifer Waldkirch
UNC cunts Katelyn Blanchard, Sarah Ashley, and Jane Harper on the war path against free speech.

It all started on April 5, when Hawryluk was at Fitzgerald's Pub and heard a song she didn't like: Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines. A normal person would have let it pass or if needed go outside for a breather. But not Liz Hawryluk! No, she decided that if she didn't like the song, then nobody should be listening to it!

So Liz hauled her ass to the DJ, and demanded that he nix the song. "It's about culture!" whined the speech-hating Liz. In response, the DJ bro did the right thing and called her stupid. After that, a bouncer took over, telling the bitch and her lesbian scissor-sisters that it was time to leave the bar.

Now, a normal person might have realized her error--that it's STUPID to try to impose your idiotic values on a roomful of peeps having fun. But not the feminazi cunt Elizabeth Hawryluk. No, she called the Waaaambulance and enlisted a bevy of skanks and whiteknights to attack the bar's Facebook page here:

The bar, deciding they wanted to stop the harassment, issued an "apology":

   
 
Dear Liz Hawryluk: We apologize that you are a sniveling, hateful, stupid, killjoy cunt.
 

 
 

—Fitzgerald's Chapel Hill

Victory! Attention Whore Liz Hawryluk even got a mention in the Daily TarHeel!

Unfortunately for cunt Hawryluk (and her cluster of freedom-hating skanks), her victory-lap was cut short when her actions came to light on various bro-discussion boards: Barstool Sports, AutoAdmit, AnonBoard, and Xerqio. And then the assfucking of Hawryluk (and the lulz) began in earnest...

Backlash

Shortly after Hawryluk's cuntiness was aired on BarStoolSports, free speech defenders quickly let Liz-Liz know how stupid she was on her twitter...

The backlash was so intense that cowardly Hawryluk quickly deleted her twitter. (So far, though, her Facebook is still open for bidness, wink-wink...)

Of course, being a cunt, Liz Hawryluk decided to persist in her attack on free-speech, calling the Waaaambulance again, putting out another "open letter" to the Fitzgerald's Irish Pub on bitchrag UNCSiren.org

So will free speech win the day? Or will the feminazis have another round? Story is DEVELOPING FAST...

See Also

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