Monica Punk

Monica Punk is a fat, boring, who posts videos where she tempraphobically repeats "...I just...don't want a job", whinging about how she was dropped from Hot Topic because she was too lazy to work there. Now that's lazy!

Since leaving her job, she has decided to become a waste of space paid for by tax slaves, to sit on her fat ass, explaining (badly) about how she got there in the first place, and why she can't be bothered working at all.

Of course, Monica has forgotten never really understood in the firstplace, that if you are on social security that if you reveal to the entire world via Social Media that you are too lazy to even fucking think - then eventually somebody at social security will take your moniez away due to the fact aren't fucking trying at all.

Monica claims to be about - and we quote here: "Fun and games" despite the fact that she's the most boring individual you will ever come across, and therefore the last person you would want to have fun and games with. She's also the last person you'd ever want to sleep with - because her videos all use the Fat Girl Angle Shot shot - which doesn't exactly hide much of her fat to begin with. It's a good thing Monica is too lazy to swim, because should she ever do so, the Japanese will fill her back with harpoons.

	“	I'm actually too lazy to die	„
	—Monica Punk

	“	When are you going to shut up and cook the dinner?	„
	—What Monica's careers guidance councilor should be asking her.

The following video has been rated 'B' for 'Boring' by ED film sensors.

How the fuck chicks as lazy as this manage to break their arms...oh wait - she probably slept on it, or tried to eat it because she was too lazy to go to the fridge - which probably had no food in it because she's also too lazy to go down to the shop - or to get a job to purchase food to begin with.

Austistic artistic

Monica claims that she 'creates' art - although this is indeed a rare find - probably as there never was any to begin with - as Monica is actually lazier than Chris Chan - even rarer! Monica is too lazy to even get a Deviantart account - and that's before she posts on it - because Monica says after this statement in her initial video "...Urm...I don't believe in working" which is somewhat contradictory as to draw something is to work on a drawing - unless of course her 'art' consists of her making ass-print patterns on her sofa.

Stop Bullying me

In full emo form, Monica produced a second video, because enraged social media warriors who had started flame wars on the youtube comments section, had told her to not be lazy and get a job.

What was amusing was Monica's half-assed attempt at producing a video asking people to not bully her - which was such a lazy production, she didn't even move her lips:

Even more lullz ensued when other fatties of the interbuttz came out in force - a situation similar to a boat show featuring the world's largest cruise ships and ocean liners: