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Jerry "Lily" Peet/Bhaalspawn/Helrazr/Tara Callie/Alchorative ([[Powerword|Jerry William Leo Peet]]), "known" for his [[unfunny|"''In a minute''"]] and [[unoriginal|"''Glass of water''"]] videos, is a transgender brony feminist with a past that makes even [[Nick Bate]] and [[Sarah Nyberg]] look on with disgust. Originally thought to be the result of a horrible fusion experiment involving the DNA of [[Moviebob]],[[Doug Walker]] and [[MysteriousMrEnter]], that all quickly changed after his history of hebephillia and insanity was uncovered. One hand, a lot of these antics were hilarious. On the other hand, they're also fucking horrifying. | Jerry "Lily" Peet/Bhaalspawn/Helrazr/Tara Callie/Alchorative ([[Powerword|Jerry William Leo Peet]]), "known" for his [[unfunny|"''In a minute''"]] and [[unoriginal|"''Glass of water''"]] videos, is a transgender brony feminist with a past that makes even [[Nick Bate]] and [[Sarah Nyberg]] look on with disgust. Originally thought to be the result of a horrible fusion experiment involving the DNA of [[Moviebob]], [[Doug Walker]] and [[MysteriousMrEnter]], that all quickly changed after his history of hebephillia and insanity was uncovered. One hand, a lot of these antics were hilarious. On the other hand, they're also fucking horrifying. | ||
Buckle up, children. This is gonna get [[cum|messy]]. (And be sure to alert the authorities afterwards and do the world a favor) | Buckle up, children. This is gonna get [[cum|messy]]. (And be sure to alert the authorities afterwards and do the world a favor) | ||
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Around this time, in an effort to prove he wasn't [[dying alone]], Jerry created [[sockpuppet|Tara Callie]]. Tara was a [[pedophile]] who was in a relationship with her [[sick fuck|young sister]], and eventually ran away from her abusive parents to move in near to Jerry over in Canada. The "sister", however, [[Brandon Crisp|died in the snow]] along the way. | Around this time, in an effort to prove he wasn't [[dying alone]], Jerry created [[sockpuppet|Tara Callie]]. Tara was a [[pedophile]] who was in a relationship with her [[sick fuck|young sister]], and eventually ran away from her abusive parents to move in near to Jerry over in Canada. The "sister", however, [[Brandon Crisp|died in the snow]] along the way. | ||
Jerry's own dad called [[bullshit]] on Tara's existence, as despite living very close to Jerry he had never seen her in his life. Jerry and Tara both claimed it was a result of [[lie|camera-shyness]], and that he was being a [[conspiracy theorist]]. | |||
In an act of [[epic win]], Jerry's father vandalized his son's Wikia pages. | In an act of [[epic win]], Jerry's father vandalized his son's Wikia pages. | ||
Around the time that the allegations escalated, Tara Callie also mysteriously died in mid-2013, came back to life a day later and then eventually disappeared when she was [[V&]] in 2014 for possession of child pornography. | Around the time that the allegations escalated, Tara Callie also mysteriously died in mid-2013, came back to life a day later and then eventually disappeared when she was [[V&]] in 2014 for possession of child pornography. | ||
Jerry has never mentioned her since then. | |||
== RPG maker games == | == RPG maker games == | ||
Jerry had also made several RPG maker games about his notably shitty fanfictions, which were apparently "too extreme" for Steam and PSN... [[retard|except for the fact that Jerry hated steam around the time one of these games was "published" onto it.]] One particular game, "Doomsday Ascending", received a heavily scathing 2/10 review on some [[brony]] game review site. Criticism stemmed from how hilariously buggy the game was, the fact that Jerry was too lazy to even edit the sprites, and a "breaking" mechanic wherein killing characters in the game rewarded you with [[furry|pony porn]]. Jerry responded by [https://archive.is/C7B6m telling his fans] that the reviewers took it [[butthurt|"way too seriously"]]. Additionally, Jerry has stated that killing Derpy for her porn is canon because Jerry has an irrational hatred of her, even making a video where he kills her with a | Jerry had also made several RPG maker games about his notably shitty fanfictions, which were apparently "too extreme" for Steam and PSN... [[retard|except for the fact that Jerry hated steam around the time one of these games was "published" onto it.]] One particular game, "Doomsday Ascending", received a heavily scathing 2/10 review on some [[brony]] game review site. Criticism stemmed from how hilariously buggy the game was, the fact that Jerry was too lazy to even edit the sprites, and a "breaking" mechanic wherein killing characters in the game rewarded you with [[furry|pony porn]]. Jerry responded by [https://archive.is/C7B6m telling his fans] that the reviewers took it [[butthurt|"way too seriously"]]. Additionally, Jerry has stated that killing [[Derpy Hooves]] for her porn is canon because Jerry has an irrational hatred of her, even making a video where he [[edgy|kills her with a lightsaber]] | ||
But it gets better- Jerry positively advertised his games as Tara Callie on both [https://derpibooru.org/237774#comment_511615257f123bc4eb000482 Derpibooru] and the "mlpfanart wiki" (under the alias [http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/User:Pegasisterclop Pegasisterclop]), while pretending to be neutral about it. | But it gets better- Jerry positively advertised his games as Tara Callie on both [https://derpibooru.org/237774#comment_511615257f123bc4eb000482 Derpibooru] and the "mlpfanart wiki" (under the alias [http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/User:Pegasisterclop Pegasisterclop]), while pretending to be neutral about it. | ||
== The | == The Male Stripping Incident == | ||
Jerry was once upon a time friends with [[emo| | Jerry was once upon a time friends with [[emo|BombasticBlake]]. Around this time, Jerry was having issues on what to do next in regards of how to get money. Tara was supposedly being a camwhore, and Jerry for whatever reason decided to follow in her footsteps in order to steal Blake's [[shekels]]. So, while they were talking over [[Skype]], [[faggot|Jerry actually attempted to strip in front of Blake]], but, fortunately for Blake, Jerry never got past his shirt before someone came home. | ||
Unfortunately, the bromance came to an end when Blake decided that being a feminist wasn't that great. Jerry tried to bring him back by insulting him and threatening to beat his wife, to seemingly no avail. | Unfortunately, the bromance came to an end when Blake decided that being a feminist wasn't that great. Jerry tried to bring him back by insulting him and threatening to beat his wife, to seemingly no avail. | ||
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[[File:Taracallieandblake.png|thumb|Jerry, making perfect use of his sockpuppet]] | [[File:Taracallieandblake.png|thumb|Jerry, making perfect use of his sockpuppet]] | ||
[[Last Thursday]], Blake did an entire video outlining his feelings about Jerry. | |||
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== The TemplarGamer debate == | == The TemplarGamer debate == | ||
In July 2013, [[shit no one cares about|Jerry had a debate with a /v/ user known as Templargamer]]. While this "debate", save for a moment where Jerry gets [[offended]] by templar making an [[ISHYGDDT|>IMPLYING]] joke, was a 6 hour waste of everyone's time, something else had occurred behind the scenes. Ethan, one of | In July 2013, [[shit no one cares about|Jerry had a debate with a /v/ user known as Templargamer]]. While this "debate", save for a moment where Jerry gets [[offended]] by templar making an [[ISHYGDDT|>IMPLYING]] joke, was a 6 hour waste of everyone's time, something else had occurred behind the scenes. Ethan, one of Jerry's few friends, was originally meant to be hosting the debate on Skype. However, his Grandfather was slowly succumbing to [[aids|dementia]]. This forced Ethan to refuse hosting the debate at the last second. Rather than accepting the unfortunate circumstances like any decent human being would, Jerry had removed any references to him working with, and subsequently blocked him on [[Facebook]]. | ||
== Down With Molestia and the Derpibooru incident == | == Down With Molestia and the Derpibooru incident == | ||
When [[Pinkiepony|Down With Molestia]] started, Jerry decided to hop | When [[Pinkiepony|Down With Molestia]] started, Jerry decided to hop aboard the bandwagon. However, the try-hard and anti-feminist Jerry of old was replaced by a [[SJW|heavily pro-feminist]] Jerry, who would constantly sing the praises of [[Anita Sarkeesian]]. This eventually lead to heated discussion about feminism, and one ask in particular that would forever render Jerry as a laughing stock to the [[My Little Pony]] community. | ||
The ask in particular was a claim that [[truth|there was no good feminist in the brony community]], to which Jerry responded with an image of Lauren Faust. This response would be [[shit no one cares about|insignificant]] to most people, but apparently Jerry thought it was so good he had to upload it to derpibooru, starting a [[flamewar]] on the | The ask in particular was a claim that [[truth|there was no good feminist in the brony community]], to which Jerry responded with an image of Lauren Faust. This response would be [[shit no one cares about|insignificant]] to most people, but apparently Jerry thought it was so good he had to upload it to derpibooru, starting a [[flamewar]] on the page's comments section in the process. There was a notable amount of people defending Jerry, including none other than Tara Callie. Surprising nobody, it turned out that Jerry had been a [[samefag]]. | ||
[[File:Jerrysamefagging.png|thumb|]] | [[File:Jerrysamefagging.png|thumb|]] | ||
[[File:JerrypeetSlanderreport.png|thumb|After getting exposed, Jerry tries to demote the admin for the same reason. Bravo, you [[genius]].]] | [[File:JerrypeetSlanderreport.png|thumb|After getting exposed, Jerry tries to demote the admin for the same reason. Bravo, you [[genius]].]] | ||
== "Harassment, | == "Harassment, Cyberbullying, and Stalking" == | ||
In May 2014, Jerry decided to tackle head on some of the many people that were against Pinkiepony and Feminist Frequency in an incredibly misinformed video. In it, Jerry accuses Tenaflyviper (a [[misogyny|woman]]), [[Thunderf00t]], [[GamerGate/POTM#MisterMetokur|Internetaristocrat]] and [[Dead|Instig8vejournalism]] of trying to "slander" both of these oppressed womyn into suicide, as well as profiteering in the process. To the contrary of Jerry's claim, not all of the above people monetize their works (and as a matter of fact, the supposed "advertisements" on [[idiot|Tena and Jims accounts were due to adware and copyright claims]]) Jerry himself, however, does. | In May 2014, Jerry decided to tackle head on some of the many people that were against Pinkiepony and Feminist Frequency in an incredibly misinformed video. In it, Jerry accuses Tenaflyviper (a [[misogyny|woman]]), [[Thunderf00t]], [[GamerGate/POTM#MisterMetokur|Internetaristocrat]] and [[Dead|Instig8vejournalism]] of trying to "slander" both of these oppressed womyn into suicide, as well as profiteering in the process. To the contrary of Jerry's claim, not all of the above people monetize their works (and as a matter of fact, the supposed "advertisements" on [[idiot|Tena and Jims accounts were due to adware and copyright claims]]) Jerry himself, however, does. | ||
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{{quote|[[what|We're so used to being lit on fire, that we're confused when someone objects to being lit on fire]]|'''Jerry Peet''' - ''displaying his intelligence by comparing criticizing | {{quote|[[what|We're so used to being lit on fire, that we're confused when someone objects to being lit on fire]]|'''Jerry Peet''' - ''displaying his intelligence by comparing criticizing Pinkiepony to being the same as setting her on fire''}} | ||
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== The Stockholm | == The Stockholm Saga == | ||
Months passed without any particular lulz, but that all changed when people became aware of one of Jerry's other projects, known as Stockholm. Stockholm was a series of [[clop|pornographic my little pony]] [[fanfictions]]. While initially believed to be nothing more than mere furfaggotry, there was a notable difference: many of the characters from the show are written be sexual deviants. In particular, the first "Stockholm" revolves around Rainbow Dash's sexual fetish for [[sick fuck|young teenage girls]]. Also, she has a [[transexual|penis]] for some reason. For someone who claims to be heavily anti-pedophile, Jerry sure has a thing for writing 14 year old girls having sex with people from their early 30's to late 40's in heavy detail, especially in a country where doing that is [[party van|illegal]]. When it eventually spread around, Jerry announced the cancellation of the entire series, and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted the stories from his fimfiction account in the process]]. His NSFW blog was also eventually password locked, and his twitter was set to private. Jerry has also encouraged his readers and fans to change their settings so it doesn't show that they follow him. | |||
Months passed without any particular lulz, but that all changed when people became aware of one of | |||
The fanfiction also had an "official" wikia for it, which contained [[autism|lore and worldbuilding]]. Notable highlights include the "evil" country having a green and purple flag and being heavily military based due to his hatred of [[Gamergate]] and [[America]], and | The fanfiction also had an "official" wikia for it, which contained [[autism|lore and worldbuilding]]. Notable highlights include the "evil" country having a green and purple flag and being heavily military based due to his hatred of [[Gamergate]] and [[America]], and Equestria being considered the best country in the fanfictions universe for having an age of consent of 14, because [[God]] forbid wanting to fuck minors is illegal in the fake world AND the real world too! Jerry also had references to criticism over child sexualisation conveniently removed from the wiki. | ||
[[File:Jerrypeet stockholm wikia edited.png]] | [[File:Jerrypeet stockholm wikia edited.png]] | ||
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[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!]] Stockholms page on [[ | [[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!]] Stockholms page on [[TVTropes]] also added a defense for the child molestation, stating that "she was killed in the end, so it's okay". | ||
[[File:JerryPeetthemasterofdefence.png|thumb|If people have found out you're a terrible human being, the best way to respond is to call them liars and invoke | [[File:JerryPeetthemasterofdefence.png|thumb|If people have found out you're a terrible human being, the best way to respond is to call them liars and invoke [[Godwin's Law]] (and then delete the wikia page for your child molestation fanfics)]] | ||
What Jerry failed to realize however was that checking a pages history is incredibly easy and leads to a user named "Alchorative", | What Jerry failed to realize however was that checking a pages history is incredibly easy and leads to a user named "Alchorative", who not only [[sockpuppet|edits pages about Peet exclusively, but also seems to know things about him that we don't.]] (In fact, Alchorative STILL seems to be active on [[TVTropes]], still editing articles exclusively about Jerry and some of his friends.) Googling this name not only leads to an [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Alchorative?cf=profile Okcupid profile of a 23 year old Nova Scotian man] (who was last online just a day after Jerry's 23rd birthday), but also to a fanfiction account that not only was listed as being the same age Jerry was in 2011 and having the exact same interests he has, but also wrote one fanfiction only: [https://archive.is/2G6Va a 9 year old being raped by her adoptive mother.] | ||
As of December 3rd, 2015, the Stockholm | As of December 3rd, 2015, the Stockholm Wikia is deleted. Conveniently, this was the same day he accused critics of [[hitler|being Nazis]], just like everyone else that hates him. | ||
You see, despite what | You see, despite what mean trolls and slander blogs say, Jerry isn't a pedophile! ....[[Pedophile|He just really loves writing children getting molested, makes up TWO pedophile women, and then hides any evidence in the process.]] | ||
Jerry has continued to write Stockholm, but instead of making his humanized ponies fuck little kids, he's decided to resort to [[safe space|political soapboxing]]. | |||
== Jerry comes out == | == Jerry comes out == | ||
While this could be argued as [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]], Jerry came out as a [[MTF|transsexual]] in late | While this could be argued as [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]], Jerry came out as a [[MTF|transsexual]] in late July of 2015. However, [[Captain Obvious]] knew this prior: Jerry had previously admitted he wished he was a woman, had purchased several accessories from his OC and also had a rather aggressive policy on drawing his [[asking for it|OC as a male]]. | ||
Something to note is that Jerry came out after people found out Tara Callie was a fraud, and then immediately found himself a | Something to note is that Jerry came out after people found out Tara Callie was a fraud, and then immediately found himself a girlfriend (who, surprisingly, is real) to be [[lesbians|"lesbians"]] with. In other words, the exact same plan [[Chris Chan]] had in mind to get a girlfriend. | ||
As of November, Jerry changed his Internet Alias to "Lily Peet". Not his real name, but the fucking alias he goes by on tumblr and youtube. Seriously. | As of November, Jerry changed his Internet Alias to "Lily Peet". Not his real name, but the fucking alias he goes by on tumblr and youtube. Seriously. | ||
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Cameron Dopler may be the closest thing to [[god]] that Canada will ever see. Besides surviving the near impossible task of having to live 23 years of his life with Jerry as his younger brother, [http://www.canada.com/story_print.html?id=78b14af6-2042-47e6-896d-e8f75005b19b he also tried to run away] to a [[america|better country]] to join the army and [[pwn]] some terrorists. When it didn't work, he simply settled for the navy until they didn't approve of his tactics to [[molestation|get ladies]]. [[badass|Cameron now runs a security training company instead.]] | Cameron Dopler may be the closest thing to [[god]] that Canada will ever see. Besides surviving the near impossible task of having to live 23 years of his life with Jerry as his younger brother, [http://www.canada.com/story_print.html?id=78b14af6-2042-47e6-896d-e8f75005b19b he also tried to run away] to a [[america|better country]] to join the army and [[pwn]] some terrorists. When it didn't work, he simply settled for the navy until they didn't approve of his tactics to [[molestation|get ladies]]. [[badass|Cameron now runs a security training company instead.]] | ||
Of course, growing up with someone who also happens to be one of the worst | Of course, growing up with someone who also happens to be one of the worst horsefuckers, and one one of the worst people, in the world, one can't blame him for eventually getting tired of his shit. Eventually Cameron let the world bear witness to one of the greatest comebacks in human history: | ||
[[file:Cameronfacebook.jpg]] | [[file:Cameronfacebook.jpg]] | ||
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</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:Fredrick exposed by jerry.jpg|Jerry drops the [[lie|truth]] about [[8chan|8chans]] midget owner. | File:Fredrick exposed by jerry.jpg|Jerry drops the [[lie|truth]] about [[8chan|8chans]] midget owner. | ||
File:Jerrypatreon.png| | File:Jerrypatreon.png|Jerry's other [[jewgold]] scheme failed miserably. | ||
File:Goodbye horses.png|Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. | File:Goodbye horses.png|Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. | ||
File:Fireroseshipping.png|Jerry ships his best friend, Josh Scorcher, with an underage girl... | File:Fireroseshipping.png|Jerry ships his best friend, Josh Scorcher, with an underage girl... | ||
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File:faaaaawk.png|-oh, wait. | File:faaaaawk.png|-oh, wait. | ||
File:Jerry hates his audience.png|Jerry outright saying that he gets [[triggered]] every time someone disagrees with him, so he wants to make his sub count smaller in order to create more of a safe space for himself. | File:Jerry hates his audience.png|Jerry outright saying that he gets [[triggered]] every time someone disagrees with him, so he wants to make his sub count smaller in order to create more of a safe space for himself. | ||
File:Don't drop the soapbox.png|He took his vision of [[Sargon of Akkad|Sargon]], [[Davis Aurini]], and [[Who?|Blimey Cow]], and turned them all into a [[feminist]] strawman for a political position he loathes. Very mature of you, Jerry! | |||
File:Jerry Hates Gamergate.png|"[[Gamergate]] is full of cyberterrorists who harass women!" | |||
File:Make porn of her guise.png|[[Progressive|"Also, harass this woman!"]] | |||
File:Jerry sympathy.png|"I shouldn't take a video criticizing you at face value, even if it cites all of its sources!" | File:Jerry sympathy.png|"I shouldn't take a video criticizing you at face value, even if it cites all of its sources!" | ||
File:Jerry sympathy1.png|"#I'm running out of cute Star gifs" | File:Jerry sympathy1.png|"#I'm running out of cute Star gifs" | ||
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File:Jerry sympathy4.png|"You're [[John Oliver]]!" | File:Jerry sympathy4.png|"You're [[John Oliver]]!" | ||
File:Jerry sympathy5.png|"adorasnark" | File:Jerry sympathy5.png|"adorasnark" | ||
File:Penn1.png|Backpedaling pt. 1 | |||
File:Penn2.png|Backpedaling pt. 2 | |||
File:Penn3 - THE CAT'S OUTTA THE BAG2.png|Backpedaling pt. 3: [[Loser|LOL HE HASN'T EVEN SEEN THE VIDEO]] | |||
File:TOTALLYLYINGGUISE.png|"W- What? I- [[Yeah right|I never said that we should kill Josh or Conservatives]]!!" | |||
File:Kill them pls pls pls.png|"...except for those times I actually did say that!" | |||
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{{cg|Lewd pics | {{cg|Lewd pics||center|<gallery> | ||
<gallery widths="110px" heights="150" perrow=" | <gallery widths="110px" heights="150" perrow="4"> | ||
File:Smug fuck.png|"This is my 'I'm smarter than you' look." | File:Smug fuck.png|"This is my 'I'm smarter than you' look." | ||
File:FUCKING GROSS.png|Jerry wearing ''actual women's panties''. '''And then showing us'''. | File:FUCKING GROSS.png|Jerry wearing ''actual women's panties''. '''And then showing us'''. | ||
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* [[SJW]] | * [[SJW]] | ||
* [[Pseudo-intellectual]] | * [[Pseudo-intellectual]] | ||
* [[Antony Aguilar]] Jerry's lolcow stalker | * [[USI]] | ||
* [[Antony Aguilar|Antony Aguilar/ForNoGoodReason]] - Jerry's lolcow stalker | |||
==external links== | ==external links== | ||
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{{tumblr|jerry-peet-nsfw}} (Password locked, presumably because it contains content from stockholm.) | {{tumblr|jerry-peet-nsfw}} (Password locked, presumably because it contains content from stockholm.) | ||
{{tumblr|valorousvixen}} Tara Callie, | {{tumblr|valorousvixen}} Tara Callie, Jerry's sockpuppet account | ||
{{twitter|valkyrstudios}} | {{twitter|valkyrstudios}} | ||
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Jerry "Lily" Peet/Bhaalspawn/Helrazr/Tara Callie/Alchorative (Jerry William Leo Peet), "known" for his "In a minute" and "Glass of water" videos, is a transgender brony feminist with a past that makes even Nick Bate and Sarah Nyberg look on with disgust. Originally thought to be the result of a horrible fusion experiment involving the DNA of Moviebob, Doug Walker and MysteriousMrEnter, that all quickly changed after his history of hebephillia and insanity was uncovered. One hand, a lot of these antics were hilarious. On the other hand, they're also fucking horrifying.
Buckle up, children. This is gonna get messy. (And be sure to alert the authorities afterwards and do the world a favor)
In the beginning: RVI, Edgy family guy fanfiction and Pokephillia
Around 2008, Jerry first appeared on the internet with his "Rather Vocalized Illusion" series, which was essentially a ripoff of Zero Punctuation. However, instead of talking about video games, Jerry would instead discuss topics like feminism, or incest. His most popular work at this time was a video on the Lavender Town suicides, as well as his videos on bronies.
However, Jerry claims to have also wrote a series of pokemon bestiality fanfiction called "Animal Magnetism", as well as "Whispering illusion", a series of edgy and dramatic family guy fanfictions (which is what we all needed!)
The laptop incident
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What do you get when you let Jerry borrow a laptop from a /b/tard? Why, a master plan to frame said /b/tard, of course! Sometime during 2011, Jerry asked someone for their laptop, the reason being that his was confiscated by the police after he bought it from someone who stole it, and he was also banned from using the computers in the library after managing to get the conficker virus onto them. A few days later, jerry comes back to anon to whine about all the lulzy images he had. The laptop also gained several new images whilst jerry had it, like a screencap from the disney movie Tangled.... and child pornography.
Jerry Peet and The Escapist
Being such a fan of the source material he was flagrantly ripping off, Jerry also had an account on The Escapist. On it, he made high quality posts that existed almost purely to be contrarian.
After Bioware managed to fuck up twice with both Mass Effect 3 and Dragon Age 2, Jerry sought to come to the rescue. While it was already known that Jerry was an EA fanboy, these controversies in particular caused Peet to make a video about gaming controversy, which aside from white knighting Jennifer Hepler and anita sarkeesian, suggested that "if you complain about anything, you're entitled".
On his final post that managed to get him banned from The Escapist, he suggesting that EA should follow in the steps of George Lucas and "start jabbing them with the poker just to drink the delicious tears". Said ban was because he called Jim Sterling fat, which is one of the few times Jerry has ever told the truth
Tara Callie
Around this time, in an effort to prove he wasn't dying alone, Jerry created Tara Callie. Tara was a pedophile who was in a relationship with her young sister, and eventually ran away from her abusive parents to move in near to Jerry over in Canada. The "sister", however, died in the snow along the way.
Jerry's own dad called bullshit on Tara's existence, as despite living very close to Jerry he had never seen her in his life. Jerry and Tara both claimed it was a result of camera-shyness, and that he was being a conspiracy theorist.
In an act of epic win, Jerry's father vandalized his son's Wikia pages.
Around the time that the allegations escalated, Tara Callie also mysteriously died in mid-2013, came back to life a day later and then eventually disappeared when she was V& in 2014 for possession of child pornography.
Jerry has never mentioned her since then.
RPG maker games
Jerry had also made several RPG maker games about his notably shitty fanfictions, which were apparently "too extreme" for Steam and PSN... except for the fact that Jerry hated steam around the time one of these games was "published" onto it. One particular game, "Doomsday Ascending", received a heavily scathing 2/10 review on some brony game review site. Criticism stemmed from how hilariously buggy the game was, the fact that Jerry was too lazy to even edit the sprites, and a "breaking" mechanic wherein killing characters in the game rewarded you with pony porn. Jerry responded by telling his fans that the reviewers took it "way too seriously". Additionally, Jerry has stated that killing Derpy Hooves for her porn is canon because Jerry has an irrational hatred of her, even making a video where he kills her with a lightsaber
But it gets better- Jerry positively advertised his games as Tara Callie on both Derpibooru and the "mlpfanart wiki" (under the alias Pegasisterclop), while pretending to be neutral about it.
The Male Stripping Incident
Jerry was once upon a time friends with BombasticBlake. Around this time, Jerry was having issues on what to do next in regards of how to get money. Tara was supposedly being a camwhore, and Jerry for whatever reason decided to follow in her footsteps in order to steal Blake's shekels. So, while they were talking over Skype, Jerry actually attempted to strip in front of Blake, but, fortunately for Blake, Jerry never got past his shirt before someone came home.
Unfortunately, the bromance came to an end when Blake decided that being a feminist wasn't that great. Jerry tried to bring him back by insulting him and threatening to beat his wife, to seemingly no avail.
Last Thursday, Blake did an entire video outlining his feelings about Jerry.
The TemplarGamer debateIn July 2013, Jerry had a debate with a /v/ user known as Templargamer. While this "debate", save for a moment where Jerry gets offended by templar making an >IMPLYING joke, was a 6 hour waste of everyone's time, something else had occurred behind the scenes. Ethan, one of Jerry's few friends, was originally meant to be hosting the debate on Skype. However, his Grandfather was slowly succumbing to dementia. This forced Ethan to refuse hosting the debate at the last second. Rather than accepting the unfortunate circumstances like any decent human being would, Jerry had removed any references to him working with, and subsequently blocked him on Facebook. Down With Molestia and the Derpibooru incidentWhen Down With Molestia started, Jerry decided to hop aboard the bandwagon. However, the try-hard and anti-feminist Jerry of old was replaced by a heavily pro-feminist Jerry, who would constantly sing the praises of Anita Sarkeesian. This eventually lead to heated discussion about feminism, and one ask in particular that would forever render Jerry as a laughing stock to the My Little Pony community. The ask in particular was a claim that there was no good feminist in the brony community, to which Jerry responded with an image of Lauren Faust. This response would be insignificant to most people, but apparently Jerry thought it was so good he had to upload it to derpibooru, starting a flamewar on the page's comments section in the process. There was a notable amount of people defending Jerry, including none other than Tara Callie. Surprising nobody, it turned out that Jerry had been a samefag.   "Harassment, Cyberbullying, and Stalking"In May 2014, Jerry decided to tackle head on some of the many people that were against Pinkiepony and Feminist Frequency in an incredibly misinformed video. In it, Jerry accuses Tenaflyviper (a woman), Thunderf00t, Internetaristocrat and Instig8vejournalism of trying to "slander" both of these oppressed womyn into suicide, as well as profiteering in the process. To the contrary of Jerry's claim, not all of the above people monetize their works (and as a matter of fact, the supposed "advertisements" on Tena and Jims accounts were due to adware and copyright claims) Jerry himself, however, does. In the video, he also encourages people to file privacy complaints if people use images of them or their content without permission, while doing exactly that with a picture of Templargamer. He eventually deleted the video.
The Stockholm SagaMonths passed without any particular lulz, but that all changed when people became aware of one of Jerry's other projects, known as Stockholm. Stockholm was a series of pornographic my little pony fanfictions. While initially believed to be nothing more than mere furfaggotry, there was a notable difference: many of the characters from the show are written be sexual deviants. In particular, the first "Stockholm" revolves around Rainbow Dash's sexual fetish for young teenage girls. Also, she has a penis for some reason. For someone who claims to be heavily anti-pedophile, Jerry sure has a thing for writing 14 year old girls having sex with people from their early 30's to late 40's in heavy detail, especially in a country where doing that is illegal. When it eventually spread around, Jerry announced the cancellation of the entire series, and deleted the stories from his fimfiction account in the process. His NSFW blog was also eventually password locked, and his twitter was set to private. Jerry has also encouraged his readers and fans to change their settings so it doesn't show that they follow him. The fanfiction also had an "official" wikia for it, which contained lore and worldbuilding. Notable highlights include the "evil" country having a green and purple flag and being heavily military based due to his hatred of Gamergate and America, and Equestria being considered the best country in the fanfictions universe for having an age of consent of 14, because God forbid wanting to fuck minors is illegal in the fake world AND the real world too! Jerry also had references to criticism over child sexualisation conveniently removed from the wiki.
The above efforts to hide how much of a sick fuck he is was all for nothing though, as he ended up giving copies of the fanfictions away to whomever requested them, and has announced he will continue the series again.
 What Jerry failed to realize however was that checking a pages history is incredibly easy and leads to a user named "Alchorative", who not only edits pages about Peet exclusively, but also seems to know things about him that we don't. (In fact, Alchorative STILL seems to be active on TVTropes, still editing articles exclusively about Jerry and some of his friends.) Googling this name not only leads to an Okcupid profile of a 23 year old Nova Scotian man (who was last online just a day after Jerry's 23rd birthday), but also to a fanfiction account that not only was listed as being the same age Jerry was in 2011 and having the exact same interests he has, but also wrote one fanfiction only: a 9 year old being raped by her adoptive mother. As of December 3rd, 2015, the Stockholm Wikia is deleted. Conveniently, this was the same day he accused critics of being Nazis, just like everyone else that hates him. You see, despite what mean trolls and slander blogs say, Jerry isn't a pedophile! ....He just really loves writing children getting molested, makes up TWO pedophile women, and then hides any evidence in the process. Jerry has continued to write Stockholm, but instead of making his humanized ponies fuck little kids, he's decided to resort to political soapboxing. Jerry comes outWhile this could be argued as TITS, Jerry came out as a transsexual in late July of 2015. However, Captain Obvious knew this prior: Jerry had previously admitted he wished he was a woman, had purchased several accessories from his OC and also had a rather aggressive policy on drawing his OC as a male. Something to note is that Jerry came out after people found out Tara Callie was a fraud, and then immediately found himself a girlfriend (who, surprisingly, is real) to be "lesbians" with. In other words, the exact same plan Chris Chan had in mind to get a girlfriend. As of November, Jerry changed his Internet Alias to "Lily Peet". Not his real name, but the fucking alias he goes by on tumblr and youtube. Seriously. Now, he and his girlfriend are engaged after about 6 months of being together. Cameron Dopler Cameron Dopler may be the closest thing to god that Canada will ever see. Besides surviving the near impossible task of having to live 23 years of his life with Jerry as his younger brother, he also tried to run away to a better country to join the army and pwn some terrorists. When it didn't work, he simply settled for the navy until they didn't approve of his tactics to get ladies. Cameron now runs a security training company instead. Of course, growing up with someone who also happens to be one of the worst horsefuckers, and one one of the worst people, in the world, one can't blame him for eventually getting tired of his shit. Eventually Cameron let the world bear witness to one of the greatest comebacks in human history:
Jerry couldn't contain his butthurt from being absolutely destroyed like this, and wished for Cameron to die in the navy. Jerry vs. JoshscorcherOne day, Joshscorcher, a Christian and a pretty cool guy, made a post saying that he 'broke off his relationship with his abuser'. When asked who it was, Josh didn't give an answer, but Jerry apologetically said it was him. Literally three days later, to show off his butthurt, the faggot starts shit-talking him, calling him a Neo-Nazi (a term he's used so often, it's lost meaning), genocidal, misogynistic, and whatever other tumblr buzzword he's gotten from the dead horse he's been So what did Jerry do about this? He called Josh a liar for everything that he said in the video, despite claiming that he hasn't seen the video. What's more, his followers decided to engage full-on hugbox mode and coddle Jerry for the next few days, essentially making his tumblr a safe space while his subscriber count steadily dropped (which he didn't care about, as he's been trying to drive his subscribers away. Seriously.) |
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