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Dev-catscratch (Bryce Peter Cherry) is a 30-something man from Rockhampton, Queensland, Australia. He is notable for having having high levels of autism and making Chris-Chan look like a sane individual. He uses what little artistic talent he has to create strange pictures to satisfy his disgusting fetishes and raise awareness to social causes, but mostly to satisfy his fetish needs.

Things that turn him on

  • Nickelodeon
  • Hey Arnold
  • Wow, Wow, Wubbzy
  • Bumpbows
  • Cartoon Network
  • Comic Sans
  • Autism awareness
  • Anti-smoking campaigns
  • Breast cancer awareness
  • Obesity awareness
  • Bumpbows
  • Breastfeeding
  • Diapers
  • Babies
  • Baby versions of Nickelodeon characters
  • Technology
  • Human heads on animal bodies
  • inflation
  • vore
  • Sex dolls that look like children


Activism

Some of the "causes" he supports include Autism Awareness and thinks the US government should start a website called "Autism.gov" to support it, despite the fact that he hates the Ad Council and President Trump. He also draws breast cancer ribbons on characters wearing pink and uses his "I'm Luggin It" pictures to promote awareness about the evil known as McDonald's, not knowing that if one eats responsibly and exercises they won't be lugging it. He also wants all children's shows to show moms breastfeeding kids and little boys standing up when they pee.

Terrorism

In 2007, Bryce was arrested after threatening to bomb his school and murder the editor of his local newspaper. He was charged, but got off the hook after the judge deemed him too unfit to stand trial. You can read about it on the said newspaper's website [1]

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