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| {{2000s}}
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| [[Image:2007.PNG|thumb|320px|1 image summary]]
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| '''2007''', [[Microsoft]]'s patch for the faulty [[2006]], has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year. Notable for being the climax of meme-faggotry, producing several lulzy memes this year.
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| [[Don't taze me bro|Some end users were tazed]]. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, [[Andrew Erickson|children]], and even [[Ray Jones|cartoon mice]]. [[Chris Hansen|Others were arrested]] [[Pedophile|for being pedophiles]], [[To Catch A Predator|and for not taking a seat right over there.]] Some flew off the handle and killed [[Megan Meier|themselves]]. Many even died from [[Asa Coon|bullet]] [[Seppo Lehto|related]] [[Virginia Tech massacre|injuries]]. Yes, this glitchy release has caused [[Fox News|vans to explode off of their frames]], [[The Caturday Nap|monolithic meeting places to disappear]], and all the beautiful women either [[Anna Nicole Smith|died]] or were given [[2girls1cup|worse fates]]. [[CSIII|Leading scientists]] have traced these errors to an [[Jenkem|optional feature]] known to cause [[Chocolate Rain|unpleasant side effects]].
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| 2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as [[2008]] comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.
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| Need a recap of what happened [[2006|last year]]? We've got you covered.
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| <center><youtube>iVqslgHKDuY</youtube><br>EDiots look back to 2007.</center>
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| ==Events==
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| ===January===
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| [[Image:Andrew-erickson-pedobear.jpg|thumb|[[Andrew Erickson]]]]
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| *[[Andrew Erickson]] gets busted for [[child porn]].
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| *[[Duke Otterland]] gets ruined.
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| *[[Firedarkdragon]] gets raped.
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| *[[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]] occurs.
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| *[[Greg Solomon]] vs. [[Renetto]] bullshit occurs.
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| *[[Hal Turner]] clais victory over [[Anonymous]].
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| *[[Knuffy]] becomes known.
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| *[[Lulzcast]] is born; the first episode in the entire series is released.
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| *[[Sektie]] drama occurs involving [[Girlvinyl]].
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| *[[TheRedSkull]] starts to wear a mask as he tries to escape from renetto's debt collectors.
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| === February ===
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| [[Image:RenZo7chan.jpg|thumb|It was Renzo, [[lol]].]]
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| *[[7chan]] is shut down from lack of [[Jew gold]].
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| *[[Anna Nicole Smith]] dies from a [[drug]] overdose.
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| *Audreynoland becomes known.
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| *[[Filthywhore]] sucks dick for money.
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| *[[Lostpedia]] drama ensues. Involves [[Wattage]], a former ED sysop from .com.
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| *The front page redesigned by [[Blu Aardvark]].
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| *Mass exodus of many [[butthurt]] pussies to [[LiveVideo]].
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| *[[My Immortal]] began its filming.
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| *[[Realm-Of-The-Shadows]] is born.
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| *[[Tumbles the Stairdragon]] becomes known.
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| *[[Warbears]] gets its shit ruined.
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| *[[Youtube Vigilantes]] head [[CircaRigel]] and [[Irish282]].
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| === March ===
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| [[Image:LWTFundies.jpg|thumb|[[Ray Jones]], one of the [[lulz]]iest articles you'll see]]
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| *[[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL]] becomes known.
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| *[[CaseyNunez]] becomes known.
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| *[[Chevy the Therapy Dog]] is murdered, and causes much drama on the Internets.
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| *[[Daxflame]] gets in a piss fight.
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| *[[Essjay]] is exposed as a fraud.
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| *[[The Great /B/lackout]] occurs.
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| *[[The Great Re/b/oot]] occurs and [[b/|/b/]] is no longer forced anon!
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| *[[Kenneth Eng]] writes a racist column about niggers, is pwned by everyone.
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| *[[Max day]] occurs for the first time.
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| *[[Michael Crook]] [http://blip.tv/file/get/10zenmonkeys-DearInternetImSorry675.flv apologizes to the internets].
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| *[[Poeticirony]] mongles her [[dog]].
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| === April ===
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| [[Image:ChocolateRein34.jpg|thumb|[[Chocolate Rain]] society comes crashing through your veins]]
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| *Ben Vodden becomes known.
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| *[[Tay Zonday]] left trying to recapture his glory days after briefly being King of the Internet.
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| *[[Computer Science III]] meme is born.
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| *[[Fatferaligatr]] is discovered.
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| *[[Kurtbatz]]
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| *[[Micha Armstrong]] becomes known.
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| *[[Rickroll]] phenomena gains notoriety.
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| *[[Todd Goldman]]
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| *[[Virginia Tech Massacre]] occurs.
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| ===May===
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| [[Image:DJ-LazyEye1.jpg|thumb|ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching [[pigslop]] get ruined.]]
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| *[[The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of 2007]] occurs.
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| *[[My Immortal]] movie is [http://youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6B6C93A451B877A6 finished and published].
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| *[[Pigslop]] dies.
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| ===June===
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| [[Image:TwoBirdsTyler.JPG|thumb|[[Tyler Dumstorf]] bags a couple]]
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| *[[BLANKING IN PROGRESS]] becomes more infamous.
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| *[[Chris Benoit]] experiences steroid-induced [[rage]].
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| *[[Dustin Diamond]] sex tape is found.
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| *[[Dying alone]] meme becomes popular.
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| *[[Johnnyr]] becomes known.
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| *[[Madeleine McCann]] is murdered by her parents.
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| *Shadowfox118 becomes known.
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| *[[SokiTwopaw]] becomes known.
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| *[[Synnergy]] drama becomes known.
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| *[[TheAmazingAtheist]] starts his YouTube career.
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| *[[Tyler Dumstorf]] kills a couple of cops.
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| ===July===
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| [[Image:Omginternetsfox.jpg|thumb|They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...]]
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| *[[Darkfox]] becomes known.
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| *[[Fox News|Fox 11]] depicted Anonymous as a gang of domestic terrorists on a news broadcast.
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| *[[GoddessMillenia]] becomes known.
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| *[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007]] occurs. There is more drama this time than during [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]].
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| *[[Harry Potter]]'s [[The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of 2007]] occurs.
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| *[[InflatibleWolfi]] becomes known.
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| *[[Mary Moon]] becomes a camwhore.
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| *[[Sonic CulT]] gets taken down for hosting [[7chan|7chan's]] [[B|/b/]] section with rumored [[child porn]].
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| *[[xxPrincessPunkxx]]
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| ===August===
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| [[Image:Nom bridge.jpg|thumb|Oh come on everyone on the [[internets]] lol'd at this one.]]
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| *[[2girls1cup]] becomes 2007's [[Funnelgirl]].
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| *[[Aeverine Nieves]] becomes known over a dispute relating to [[DMCA]].
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| *[[AngelofthyNight]] is exposed as an [[internet tough guy]].
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| *[[The Anti-ED-Club]] is shut down.
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| *[[BitingBeaver]] becomes known.
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| *[[Applemilk1988]] gets e-raped.
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| *[[HellionExciter]] gets pwned by ED... again.
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| *[[LittleCloud]] becomes known.
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| *[[Michelle Madigan]] goes to DEFCON 2007 undercover.
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| *[[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse]].
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| *[[Owen Wilson]] attempts to kill himself.
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| *[[WHEN I WAS]] becomes known.
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| ===September===
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| [[Image:Threatdown bears.jpg|thumb|[[KCFireplug]] on Colbert Report]]
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| *[[Britney Spears]] inadvertently launches a career of [[Chris Crocker]], an attention-whore trap.
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| *[[Don't taze me bro]] becomes known.
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| *[[East High School Salt Lake City]] rape case occurs.
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| *[[KCFireplug]] becomes known.
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| *Lulzcon 2007 occurs.
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| *[[Trey Burba]] threatens to blow up his school on September 11th.
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| *[[Vanessa Hudgens]]' nudes are spread.
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| ===October===
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| [[Image:Church brb.jpg|thumb|[email protected] says: andsleep together every night<br> | |
| serious says: if we sleep that is ;)<br>
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| *[[Asa Coon]] enters a school and shoots 4 people; nobody dies, and he becomes [[an hero]].
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| *[[Chris Forcand]] becomes known for pedophilia.
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| *[[Chris-chan]] rises in notoriety.
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| *[[Cryptokids]] try to turn your kids not only into [[furries]] but also into [[the man]].
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| *[[Douglas L Payne Jr]] becomes known for pedophilia.
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| *[[Ernest Peters]] becomes known.
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| *[[Kendricks Redtail]] becomes known due to drama.
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| *[[NCC]] becomes more pupular.
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| *[[SFW Porn]] is invented. Considered to be this year's greatest invention.
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| *[[Swirl face]] meme becomes known.
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| ===November===
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| [[Image:Bullingrabbit-x.jpg|thumb|[[Megan Meier]]'s parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.]]
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| *[[Anuebunnie]] becomes known.
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| *[[Battletoads]] GameStop raid occurs.
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| *[[Clementine]] Gaiafags learn to troll.
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| *Evel Knievel dies.
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| *[[Sean Taylor]] meets his end.
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| *[[Jeff Gerstmann]] gets fired from Gamespot for giving a bad review to a shitty game.
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| *[[Jenkem]] explodes all over old media after a sheriff's department ripped off our article.
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| *[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] ends up with a better kill ratio than [[The Blzn Azn]].
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| *[[Pull Your Pants Up]] becomes known.
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| *[[Yinepusayi]] is discovered.
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| ===December===
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| [[Image:marcham.jpg|thumb|Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.]]
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| *[[brb, compromised|4chan]] was hacked for the very [[lulz]] of it, and [[B|/b/tards]] flocked to every other [[chan]] for safe haven.
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| *[[Andrew Greissman]] steals a bust of Martin Luther King from a library.
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| *[[Anonymuncule]] gives EDiots their very own imageboard.
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| *[[Benazir Bhutto]] is assassinated.
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| *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is three years old.
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| *[[GoddessMine]] becomes a "bottom" after Anonymous gives her 40 lashes.
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| *[[Google]] [[censorship|censors]] the [[Megan Meier]] and [[Matthew Murray]] articles.
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| *[[Jamie Lynn Spears]], Britney Spears' teenage sister, has an [[rape|immaculate conception]].
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| *[[Jarrad Willis]], an Aussie /b/tard gets v& for creating [[religion|false beliefs]].
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| *[[NinjaWeasel]] becomes known.
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| *[[Nghtmrchld26]] channels [[LOTR|Smeagol]].
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| *[[Robert Hawkins]] becomes known.
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| *[[Smugfag]] becomes known.
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| *[[SnowVhite]] becomes known.
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| *[[The Great LiveJournal Buyout of 2007]] occurs.
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| *[[Tatiana the Tiger]] eats [[Carlos Sousa Jr]] to death for Christmas.
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| *[[To Catch A Predator]] comes to an end after 3 years.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[ED5]]
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| {{history}}
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| {{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2006]]|2007|[[2008]]}}
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| [[Category:2007|{{PAGENAME}}]]
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