Encyclopedia Dramatica:Dramatic Times/January 2010

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News you can sue                                                                  January 2010

	Welcome to the first issue of the Dramatic Times. Unfortunately, Gazette, Times, Post,
and P-I do not start with "L". So this means we can't have an alliterated title involving
lulz, loldongs, or lollernets. I guess we'll just have to make do with what we've got.

	In the Dramatic Times, expect a monthly recap on the past month in ED's lollersphere
(yeah, we can make up blog words too). We'll be your one stop shop for the last month in ED
history, as well as the Users of the Month. We'll also be resurrecting LNN from 2006-2007's
Main Page. The last regular feature to expect is Editing Protips. Naturally, this will
start with us telling you that Over 9000 is as dead as Michael Jackson. Dead dead dead dead
dead. Cut it out.

	We plan on eventually having on-site and video versions for this. More on that in the
future. Until then, enjoy our plain text.

Contents

    * 1 Lulz Recap
          o FLAC
          o Esachasa
          o Hæti
          o Shadow
          o Michael Karolchyk
          o Firefox XPS IRC Attack
          o iPad
          o Girl on the Internet Syndrome
    * 2 Users of the month
          o A+ Newbie Award
          o Vox Dramatica
    * 3 LNN
    * 4 Letters to the Editor
    * 5 Editing Protips
    * 6 Contact information

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Lulz Recap
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FLAC
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Just downloaded three albums and your HD is full? Here comes FLAC to wreck your shit.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/FLAC

Esachasa
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A wonderful drama combining Everquest II, BBW-Chan, dogfucking, attention whoring,
audiologging, and just about every possible aspect needed for an entertaining article.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Esachasa

Hæti
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...where there is, as Little Richard pointed out, a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hæti

Shadow
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By now you're probably heard of the tangled whodunnit that is Shadow. Internet detectives
have been working 24/7 to wreck the lives of a certain dog decapitator.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shadow

Michael Karolchyk
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Imagine if you could trade in that McDonalds paper Thunderbirds hat for a job making tens
of thousands of dollars loudly berating obesity tolerance pressure groups. Michael
Karolchyk is living the dream.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Michael_Karolchyk

Firefox XPS IRC Attack
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TL;DR for people who don't speak acronym: The Gay Niggers are back to kick ass and take
names. Freenode and Furries remain lol as always.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Firefox_XPS_IRC_Attack

iPad released
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Determined with pushing their "More-is-less" philosophy, Macfags everywhere cream their
pants at Apple's latest innovation: A portable web-browsing platform devoid of USB, Adobe
Flash Support, or anything that could be considered remotely useful.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/IPad

Girl on the Internet Syndrome
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An original content article documenting the recently discovered internet phenomena of:
"What happens when a girl is left on a site with men who think they'll have a chance to
fuck her?"

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Girl_on_the_Internet_Syndrome

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Users of the Month
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A+ Newbie Award
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* Congrats to Grimm for winning APNA. The APNA goes out to the best new user each month
and comes with 1,000 ePoints. Which are unredeemable.


Vox Dramatica
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* Congrats to Marukomuru for catching VD. He joins the ranks of great users like Wattage
and Blu Aardvark as well as banned faggots like Pokchu and Aussieintn. Which group will
he ultimately join? Only time will tell. As you may or may not know, winning Vox Dramatica
earns you a free t-shirt from WhiteMystery. Pretty nifty!!!!


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Lulz News Network
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* In what might be the second coming of Christ, a teen girl with no vagina managed to get
pregnant after performing oral sex and subsequently getting stabbed, which allowed the
surviving sperm to travel into her... whatever gets a woman pregnant.

WARNING: Stabbing your wife or girlfriend in the abdomen after engaging in oral sex is not
recommended. There are plenty of other places that won't knock her up if she survives.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562

* Combining being a whore with politics is one San Diego divorcee. And just to make things
interesting to ED she's made many irritating and useless vlogs.

http://www.examiner.com/x-33016-San-Diego-Motherhood-Examiner~y2010m1d29-Would-you-marry-for-health-insurance

* This handy guide can help you distinguish between gooks, chinks and japs.

WARNING: Not recommended for weeaboo detection.

http://www.ep.tc/howtospotajap/howto06.html

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Editing protips of the month
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* Don't put Over 9000 in your articles. Ever. Ever ever ever ever ever.
* Strikethroughs aren't funny.
* An edit summary will save you from being banned for dubious modifications.

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Letters to the editor
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Q: How is this different from TMIL?
A: TMIL, or This Month in Lulz, is featured in the Article of the Now section of the
Main Page on the last day of the month. This just includes the past AOTN's for the month.
This newsletter will come out later than TMIL and be delivered fresh to your mailbox to
give you a steaming pile of ED history.

Q: What is this IRC I've been hearing so much about?!?!?
A: All cool kids are invited to ED IRC. Directions are simple enough. Google "irc client",
install it, point it to irc.encyclopediadramatica.com, and join #ed. Talented people are
always wanted.
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