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*6 April : In another blatantly obvious gassing hoax in Syria, quite literally right after Trump decided to remove troops from Syria, an alleged "gassing" of "civilians" "committed" by "Assad" (aka a blatant false flag by Mossad/ZOG) tricks Trump and gives the corrupt Western European leaders into giving the Globalists and their shitlib golem the Third World War they have been itching for. Trump launches missiles at Syrian "chemical warehouses", but the Russians have claimed to have taken most of the missiles down with 30-year-old missile interception weaponry. The only people supporting the march to war are the globalists, shitlibs, ANTIFA retards, anti-whites, and (obviously the most vocal) the Jews, especially the Israelis who openly murdered 35 Palestinian protesters at the same time. | *6 April : In another blatantly obvious gassing hoax in Syria, quite literally right after Trump decided to remove troops from Syria, an alleged "gassing" of "civilians" "committed" by "Assad" (aka a blatant false flag by Mossad/ZOG) tricks Trump and gives the corrupt Western European leaders into giving the Globalists and their shitlib golem the Third World War they have been itching for. Trump launches missiles at Syrian "chemical warehouses", but the Russians have claimed to have taken most of the missiles down with 30-year-old missile interception weaponry. The only people supporting the march to war are the globalists, shitlibs, ANTIFA retards, anti-whites, and (obviously the most vocal) the Jews, especially the Israelis who openly murdered 35 Palestinian protesters at the same time. | ||
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*[https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/16/entertainment/r-lee-ermey-obit/index.html 16 April 2018]: R. Lee Ermey, famous for playing that Drill Instructor from [[Hell]] that will take a shit in a toilet right before shoving your face into it and informing you that he won't let you up until you've eaten everything in the bowl died from pneumonia. A sad day, as there hasn't been a decent movie with basic training in it since the late 80's | *[https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/16/entertainment/r-lee-ermey-obit/index.html 16 April 2018]: R. Lee Ermey, famous for playing that Drill Instructor from [[Hell]] that will take a shit in a toilet right before shoving your face into it and informing you that he won't let you up until you've eaten everything in the bowl died from pneumonia. A sad day, as there hasn't been a decent movie with basic training in it since the late 80's. Internet tough guys' material will only get more and more stale during Call of Duty chat as they try to tell us in a R. Lee Ermey style, waiting for their balls to drop; high pitched voice, how they were a Marine Corps Assassin that can rip our heads off and shit down our necks while never making a sound. A big '''Hotel Romeo''' from the ED staff to R. Lee Ermey. | ||
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It's 2018 and most of the Golden Age memes are over a decade old. 2017 has ended up way more crazier than 2016 ever was. With escalating tensions between the United States and its Western "allies" and Iran, Syria, North Korea, China, or Russia, World War III would be likely to happen this year, or maybe the next two. 1984 is complete and society is forced to cope in a lulz-free world. The alt-right has collapsed due to a lack of fresh memes or any good ideas and Islam has finally taken a hold of the West. 2018 has become known as the year of communism/socialism and SJWism. Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatic events from 2018
January
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- Rich Americunt Logan Paul uploads a controversial YouTube video of him exploring a Suicide Forest in an Azn country known as Japan which shown dead body as he was approaching it while laughing after he saw it. It was also used as Clickbait in the thumbnail. The video was removed not by YouTube but Logan himself after receiving criticism from the audience. YouTube was actually promoting the video. Any videos re-uploaded by any normal YouTube is removed via Community Guidelines.
- H&M creates a massive shitstorm after a photo of a black kid with a "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" hoodie was on their website, causing many celebrities to quit H&M and for total butthurt to ensue. Soon after that, H&M stores in South Africa were peacefully protested by the very peaceful protesters.
- MagicGate continues on as The Quartering gets his channel Shoah'd by Jewtube as Wizards of the Coast performs damage control on them enabling sex offenders as judges for their lame card matches. Ironically, he wins by forcing the organization to FINALLY require background checks on their judges to ensure they aren't child fuckers.
- On 7 January 2018 the Democratic Party Exposed itself as an evil organization, that is secretly run by Jews, when it made a subliminal Twitter post, aimed at weak minded voters to get them to elect more Jewish wimmins and ignore Whites
- Matthew Nicholson spergs out and shoots his Mom in the head because he blames her coming into his basement apartment for the reason he lost a game and his throwing and breaking his headset.
- River Jumper Juanita Gomez was found guilty of the 2016 murder of her daughter when she shoved a Crucifix down her throat because Juanita thought her daughter was possessed.
- The U.S government is shut down for a pathetic three days because the Jew-owned Democrats, led by none other than Schumer✡, are hard-pressed to save their precious foreign national voting block (exclusively Beaners, Moslems, and Niggers) by protecting DACA and other Semitic subversion tactics, effectively ignoring their own citizens and throwing a temper tantrum to save their only chance to win in the 2018 elections. However, any suffering caused by this petty faggotry will be on their hands, not that they care. Ironically, after Schumer cucked like a little bitch, thousands of entitled illegal Beaners took to the streets to whine about not getting free shit from the gringos, with a large group attacking Schumer as well.
- Meanwhile, at the same time across the country, millions of ungrateful and truant sluts, THOTs, and whores march against the white men who allow them their 'rights' and 'freedom' in the first place to whine and complain about stupid shit that has little to no effect on their lives, completely ignorant that they are enjoying the most privileged environment of their useless lecherous existences made by the wasted sacrifices of the men who died to give these cunts the rights to fuck freely, kill their babies, and destroy their own countries.
- Paul Nehlen gets censored by ZOG after he shitposts on Twatter and names the International Jew by pointing out Jewish dominance in the U.S. Media. Naturally, these privileged kikes have a massive temper tantrum and call Nehlen an "anti-Semite" simply for criticizing Jews and using THEIR anti-white made up tactics on them.
- Fucking CNN, the King of Fake News, puts out a retarded article praising the virtues of being a god damn cuck.
- 28 January 2018, Sweedish entrepreneur Ingvar Kamprad, that is best known for that craptastic furniture brand (Ikea) which most would describe as being one step up from taking a couch home you found on the side of the road, died at 91.
February
- The NAACP fired Rachel Dolezal on 2 February 2018 because she's not black.
- The White House releases the FISA document, detailing how a 4chan prank document involving Trump pissing in a bed in a Russian hotel was used by Steele to get approval to spy on Trump for any 'collusion' between the two parties. It also details how the DNC PAID for the document to be used to get dirt on Trump, thereby blowing up the Russia hax0ring hoax once and for all.
- 4 February 2018 SJWs whine and cry about an MLK speech being used in a Dodge Ad during the Super Bowl. Prince fans whine and cry about Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Half-Time show calling his Prince tribute insensitive and "Not what Prince would have wanted". In minor Super Bowl news, Philadelphia beats New England with a final score of 41 - 33.
- Uma Thruman goes after Weinstein again, and in the process, Tarantino is exposed for being a defender of child rapist Roman Polanski.
- George Soros interferes in the Brexit Referendum by donating 400k pounds in an anti-Brexit referendum. The goyim notice this and criticise him and the Jews cry about alleged "anti-semitism".
- Paul Nehlen gets kicked off of Twitter by Jack and the terrorist organization known as the ADL for noticing too many things, effectively making Twitter and the ADL responsible for interfering in the political elections of Wisconsin, especially after making fun of the Cheddar Man dark skin and sharing a video explaining the Jewish role in the pornography industry. The alt-right begin to support him by changing their avatars and names to Paul's face and name, causing more sperging from the ADL.
- "Scientists" unveil the "real" Cheddar Man as a dark-skinned male as an obvious attempt to justify the deliberate genocide of the British people and rile up the colored savages. Amazingly, the hoad is debunked when the scientists themselves admit that they don't know if Cheddar Man even had dark skin at all, before Black Fake History Month was even over. Also to note are inconsistencies with the genetic profile of Cheddar Man and actual British ancestors.
- Poland passes a law making it illegal to accuse Poland of being responsible for the Holohoax. Naturally, Global Jewry flips their shit and demand the U.S. fuck up their relationship with Poland over hurt feelings of being able to accuse anyone they don't like for their precious Holohoax and the sixty bajillion.
- North Korea Joins the Olympics tries to steal the spotlight with their charm by sending Kim Jong Un's ugly evil sister.
- Lulzy Communist Mexicunt Nicolas de Jesus Cruz was suspected that he has shot up a school on Valentines Day, Pwning 17 people. Some claim he wasn't a lulzy perpetrator. He was charged with 17 counts of murder and if confirmed he'd receive a death sentence.(It is later revealed that the FBI and the police were REPEATEDLY warned about Cruz being a psycho, but obviously didn't do jack shit and even the on response the police STOOD DOWN AT THE SHOOTING, allowing it to happen so whiny child soldiers David Hogg and some spic chick to be used by CNN to violate the Second Amendment.)
- The head of the NRA blames "European Style Socialists" for the gun grab, of which the Jews, lacking any self-awareness, chimp the fuck out and cry about 'anti-semitism' in the NRA. The NRA sees a massive rise in membership enrollment despite the attacks.
March
- On March 8, wimmin around the world celebrate being useless cunts who can't even cook or clean for shit.
- Useless witch hunter Robert Muller, lacking any evidence to support the 'Russian collusion' hoax the media has been lying about for the past year, decides to blame the Arabs for colluding with Trump with no fucking evidence or leads whatsoever.
- The Italian elections had right-wing parties winning with the support of the people. Naturally, the shitlib media whines about "Russian influence", completely ignoring the mass invasion and rape of Italy by Africans and Arabs, while negating to mention the popularity of the hilarious massacre of Africans by a true Italian patriot after a young woman was murdered in a voodoo ritual.
- 14 March 2018, Wheel Chair Warrior Professor Stephen Hawking gets Ban hammered from The Game Of Life. He was 76. We are praying that if he is buried that he will be nailed to the bottom of his coffin so he can't come back as a brain-eating Zombie. Ironically, Stephen Hawking died on International Pi day or 3.14. A day teachers use to promote mathematics by giving already, way too fat American kids pie as a teaching aid.
- A massive Deep State funded rally called "March for our Lives" demonstrates in Washington D.C., made up of entirely of 49-year-old cat ladies and shitlibs there to whine about Drumpf outright demanding the disarming of the goyim. David Hogg poorly acts out his prewritten speech and raises his fist in a Commie salute. Despite being promoted by the judenpresse as the largest spontaneous youth rally of 850,000, the actual figures are around 250,000 demonstrators there to be as retarded as possible.
- During the Game Developers Conference (GDC 2018) on March 23 2018, the ex-employees of SJW game 2064: Read Only Memories had enough of his bullshit and went on a Twitter rampage against "male ally of all kinds" Midboss CEO Matt Conn, describing how he's literally a sexual harasser and underpays his employees. After Matt Conn rages by nuking his Twitter posts and trying to hide evidence submitted on the internet, Matt Conn suddenly calls ragequits and resigns his job. He later replaces a feminist furfag name Toni Rocca as new owner of Midboss.
- 23 March 2018, Chris-Chan has once again been arrested for the 7th time in the last 7 years. The cause of Chris Chan's arrest is trespass after being forbidden and the punishment is a Class 1 misdemeanor.
- 26 March 2018 Keith Raniere is arrested on US Federal Charges for sex trafficking because of his Scientology like cult NXIVM
April
- April 3, 2018. The mass shooting pandemic spreads to large corporations as it occurs at YouTube HQ. JewTube likely may respond by doing further crackdown on Second Amendment rights on their pathetic website.
- 6 April : In another blatantly obvious gassing hoax in Syria, quite literally right after Trump decided to remove troops from Syria, an alleged "gassing" of "civilians" "committed" by "Assad" (aka a blatant false flag by Mossad/ZOG) tricks Trump and gives the corrupt Western European leaders into giving the Globalists and their shitlib golem the Third World War they have been itching for. Trump launches missiles at Syrian "chemical warehouses", but the Russians have claimed to have taken most of the missiles down with 30-year-old missile interception weaponry. The only people supporting the march to war are the globalists, shitlibs, ANTIFA retards, anti-whites, and (obviously the most vocal) the Jews, especially the Israelis who openly murdered 35 Palestinian protesters at the same time.
- 16 April 2018: R. Lee Ermey, famous for playing that Drill Instructor from Hell that will take a shit in a toilet right before shoving your face into it and informing you that he won't let you up until you've eaten everything in the bowl died from pneumonia. A sad day, as there hasn't been a decent movie with basic training in it since the late 80's. Internet tough guys' material will only get more and more stale during Call of Duty chat as they try to tell us in a R. Lee Ermey style, waiting for their balls to drop; high pitched voice, how they were a Marine Corps Assassin that can rip our heads off and shit down our necks while never making a sound. A big Hotel Romeo from the ED staff to R. Lee Ermey.
December
- Donald Trump gets impeached. Many people on the right get butt hurt.
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2018 | Succeeded by 2019 |