User talk:El garca

Welcome, El garca

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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02:47, 12 October 2011 (CEST)

Enough with your faggotry

plz read How 2 EDit for Dummies. Its Learnings will give you a better idea of what is required of articles on the Graet Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.0 YOUR ARTICLES WILL FAIL LESS BECAUSE OF IT! THX!

Also, STOP MAKING RETARDED FUCKING EDITS

Esther❥Nguyen 22:51, 23 October 2011 (CEST)

Spree

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