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| {{eduser|JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat}}
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| [[File:Ej1qWiA.png|thumb|right|250px|Ur mom ''[[Fact|is]]'' larger than VY Canis Majoris. Poor old Joey, however, doesn't want to admit it.]]
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| '''JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat''' (also known as '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ilikechristians Ilikechristians]''' and '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Daniel_%22Danny%22_Wilson Danny]''') is a kid (and [[gang|his friends]]) who has been [[vandalizing]] [https://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjnybighqHeAhUPAogKHXAXAIkQjxx6BAgBEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcQgZ-wGCp2g&psig=AOvVaw3aD9yVYD4sgeUowPAWEYOg&ust=1540538179661201 astronomy]-related articles on [[TOW]] for more than a year, resulting in numerous [[e-detective|sock-puppet investigations]]. He has gotten his [[Long-term abuse]] page [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat deleted three times]. He claims to be a smart teenager from [[Russia]] or [[Soviet Canuckistan]], which is likely because he has utilized public WiFi networks with his friends across southern Russia to aid him in his goal of "making Wikipedia [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat/MakeWikipediaverifiableagain verifiable again]". It is suspected that he originally edited through the '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Simulation12 Simulation12]''' account. However, they were really two different people who both just so happened to love a certain educational cartoon, Martha Speaks. Simulation12 never edited an astronomy article though, especially Antares, VV Cephei or VY Canis Majoris.
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| ==Star Sizes: The Beginning==
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| [[File:Antares.jpg|thumb|Who cares about ''how'' big it is? It's already big enough!]]JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat started editing English Wikipedia in June 2017. He was editing pages about stars, from the Sun to VY Canis Majoris and making the articles verifiable again. His "corrections" soon caught the attention of several Wikipedos who immediately began whining about them on the sysops' noticeboars. In response, he would try to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:List_of_largest_stars/Archive_1#Scope_of_this_page make Antares be more than 1 billion km in diameter]. He would also preform [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=move&user=JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat&page=&wpdate=&tagfilter= page move vandalism]. He claimed that what he was doing was ''really'' verifiable and that he was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat#You're_walking_a_fine_line alive then, so he knew how big the stars were at the time]. He started a war with another editor who just couldn't chill about the size of, well... ''ANTARES''.
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| That all added up to his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat#October_2017_2 indefinite block in October 2017].
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| ==Sock Puppets==
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| After getting blocked, Joey resorted to having two of his friends create accounts for him. He asked his friend, a devout [[Christianity|Christian]] girl named "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ilikechristians Ilikechristians]", to create an account. She started editing guess what? ''STAR SIZES.'' on the English Wikipedia before getting banned in January 2018. Joey's friend, however, knew that one sock puppet wasn't enough. She needed someone else. That's when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Daniel_%22Danny%22_Wilson Danny Boy] from another continent came in. He started creating [https://it.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Check_user/Richieste&oldid=100510603#Daniel_Wilson dozens of socks on the Italian Wikipedia], doing that same old [[Shit no one cares about|edits about star sizes]].
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| ===Range Blocks===
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| After only seven months of attempting to turn him around, Wikipedia realized that he did not plan on stopping his conquest of TOW. This resulted in Wikipedia admin contacting his ISP. <b>Six</b> range blocks were put in place to prevent him from editing from home and all other places he had access to the [[internets|interwebs]]. This still proved to be useless, as Ilikechristians and Danny still had access to unblocked IP ranges.
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| ==The return of JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat: Martha Speaks==
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| In September 2018, JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat returned as '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Joey717 Joey717]'''. Joey717 didn't persuade others to do his own dirty work - he did it as well. But he didn't just edit ''star sizes''. He also started editing pages relating to a TV show for kids - ''Martha Speaks''. He reverted all the other edits of other users and recreated the pages originally made by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Simulation12 Simulation12] (Some people now think JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat ''is'' Simulation12, but they are actually two different people). The pages originally made by Simulation12 were recreated by Joey717: [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Helen_Lorraine&oldid=858378332 Helen Lorraine], [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mariella_Lorraine&oldid=858378383 Mariella Lorraine], [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alice_Boxwood&oldid=858378426 Alice Boxwood], and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Daniel_Lorraine Daniel Lorraine]. Unfortunately, just after four days, Joey717 was blocked.
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| ===Simulation12===
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| '''Simulation12''' is a claimed girl in kindergarten who already knows how to end up in the Long-term abuse hall of fame. She is a fan of almost every PBS Kids show, especially Arthur and Martha Speaks, which JoeyPknowsalotabouthat also loves. However, she has never edited an astronomy article. She has created thousands of sock puppets in the English Wikipedia.
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