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{{quote| Hey everyone its me Skelton with another VEE-LAWG chat for h'ya|Meade}} | {{quote| Hey everyone its me Skelton with another VEE-LAWG chat for h'ya|Meade}} | ||
'''Meade Skelton Haufe'''{{Jew}} (also known as "Cynthia") is a [[fat]] [[jew|jewish]] [[retard]] from Richmond, [[Virginia_Tech_Massacre|Virginia]]. | '''Meade Skelton Haufe'''{{Jew}} (also known as "Cynthia") is a [[fat]] [[jew|jewish]] [[retard]] from Richmond, [[Virginia_Tech_Massacre|Virginia]]. Despite being over 40, he has never accomplished a single thing in his life, he is a [[manchild]] who has never moved out, never held a serious job, never had a [[virgin|girlfriend]] and has never had [[sex]]. Currently, he stays with his [[daddy|father]] and spends his days working a part-time job, going to a single class in [[college]], and singing. | ||
[[File:Meade.png|thumb|Meade's deformed body|right|200px]] | [[File:Meade.png|thumb|Meade's deformed body|right|200px]] | ||
Meade lives off [[disabled|disability]] because he is actually mentally retarded and [[autistic]], so he basically has no responsibilities other than stuffing his face with [[McDonald's]]. Occasionally, Meade will work a part-time job for a few months before getting fired or quitting. When he got a job at [[Amazon]], he quit on the first day because he saw a [[BLM|Black Lives Matter]] poster on the wall. He also quit a job at [[Walmart]] because standing on his feet for more than thirty minutes was "too hard". Like all retards, Meade is a proud [[Christian]] and feels the need to talk about it non-stop. Meade is also a [[creationist]] and likes to interrupt his Biology class to "correct" the professor whenever he mentions evolution or climate change. Imagine spending years getting a degree, then learning how to teach your field to others only to be interrupted and "corrected" by a disabled manchild who believes in a [[Jesus | magic kike]]. | Meade lives off [[disabled|disability]] because he is actually mentally retarded and [[autistic]], so he basically has no responsibilities other than stuffing his face with [[McDonald's]]. Occasionally, Meade will work a part-time job for a few months before getting fired or quitting. When he got a job at [[Amazon]], he quit on the first day because he saw a [[BLM|Black Lives Matter]] poster on the wall. He also quit a job at [[Walmart]] because standing on his feet for more than thirty minutes was "too hard". Like all retards, Meade is a proud [[Christian]] and feels the need to talk about it non-stop. Meade is also a [[creationist]] and likes to interrupt his Biology class to "correct" the professor whenever he mentions evolution or climate change. Imagine spending years getting a degree, then learning how to teach your field to others only to be interrupted and "corrected" by a disabled manchild who believes in a [[Jesus | magic kike]]. | ||
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[[File:Meadeslavery2.png|thumb|Meade is a staunch supporter of slavery|center|300px]] | [[File:Meadeslavery2.png|thumb|Meade is a staunch supporter of slavery|center|300px]] | ||
When Meade isn't hating jews, he is worshipping them. | When Meade isn't hating jews, he is worshipping them. He believes that [[TempleOS|God talks]] and spends every second of his life sucking on his cock. Honestly, only someone as retarded and gullible as [[weed|Weade]] would fall for the bullshit Southern Evangelicals spew on the side of the road. Meade believes that God is a [[magic]] genie who grants his every wish, and for this reason he just sits on his ass and repeats "God will provide" whenever he runs into a problem. In reality, God is providing him nothing, the [[government]] and his father is. | ||
==Meade and politics== | ==Meade and politics== | ||
Meade is a proud American patriot and a defender of the [[south|Confederate States of America]], who betrayed [[USA|The United States]] [[100|at least 100 years ago]] (please ignore the fact that this does not make any sense). Meade defends the south because he loves slavery and hates black people, and he has fantasies of whipping blacks on a plantation for not picking enough cotton. Meade also has a [[boner]] for [[drumpf|Trump]], despite the fact that Trump is a shabbos goy for [[Israel]] and wanted to spend 500 billion dollars on [[welfare|gibs]] for black people. | Meade is a proud American patriot and a defender of the [[south|Confederate States of America]], who betrayed [[USA|The United States]] [[100|at least 100 years ago]] (please ignore the fact that this does not make any sense). | ||
Meade defends the south because he loves slavery and hates black people, and he has fantasies of whipping blacks on a plantation for not picking enough cotton. Meade also has a [[boner]] for [[drumpf|Trump]], despite the fact that Trump is a shabbos goy for [[Israel]] and wanted to spend 500 billion dollars on [[welfare|gibs]] for black people. | |||
==Meade and women== | ==Meade and women== | ||
[[File:MeadeEGirl.png|thumb|Meade confessing his love for an e-girl|center|300px]] | [[File:MeadeEGirl.png|thumb|Meade confessing his love for an e-girl|center|300px]] | ||
Meade is a [[virgin]] who will never feel the loving embrace of a woman. [[some_argue||Some people hypothesize]] that Meade may be a closeted [[homosexual]] as he appears to show a lack of interest in women. | Meade is a [[virgin]] who will never feel the loving embrace of a woman. [[some_argue||Some people hypothesize]] that Meade may be a closeted [[homosexual]] as he appears to show a lack of interest in women. It was stated in one video that he wishes to get married to a traditional, Christian woman and they will sleep in two different rooms because he is scared of [[pussy]]. Most [[whore|traditional women]] are not into fat jew retards who work a part time job and live with their father, so [[Dying_alone|this will never happen]] | ||
Revision as of 05:37, 7 April 2021
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Meade Skelton Haufe✡ (also known as "Cynthia") is a fat jewish retard from Richmond, Virginia. Despite being over 40, he has never accomplished a single thing in his life, he is a manchild who has never moved out, never held a serious job, never had a girlfriend and has never had sex. Currently, he stays with his father and spends his days working a part-time job, going to a single class in college, and singing.
Meade lives off disability because he is actually mentally retarded and autistic, so he basically has no responsibilities other than stuffing his face with McDonald's. Occasionally, Meade will work a part-time job for a few months before getting fired or quitting. When he got a job at Amazon, he quit on the first day because he saw a Black Lives Matter poster on the wall. He also quit a job at Walmart because standing on his feet for more than thirty minutes was "too hard". Like all retards, Meade is a proud Christian and feels the need to talk about it non-stop. Meade is also a creationist and likes to interrupt his Biology class to "correct" the professor whenever he mentions evolution or climate change. Imagine spending years getting a degree, then learning how to teach your field to others only to be interrupted and "corrected" by a disabled manchild who believes in a magic kike.
Meade and racism
Meade is a proud white supremacist who believes in nothing less than the complete annihilation of black people. Despite claiming that he is not racist, Meade defends slavery and refers to black people as "negros". People of color should consider Meade to be extremely dangerous, and should avoid him at all cost. Meade frequently threatens blacks, jews, and latinos on discord chat for gamers and he dreams of creating a white militia to attack Black Lives Matter protestors.
Meade and religion
When Meade isn't hating jews, he is worshipping them. He believes that God talks and spends every second of his life sucking on his cock. Honestly, only someone as retarded and gullible as Weade would fall for the bullshit Southern Evangelicals spew on the side of the road. Meade believes that God is a magic genie who grants his every wish, and for this reason he just sits on his ass and repeats "God will provide" whenever he runs into a problem. In reality, God is providing him nothing, the government and his father is.
Meade and politics
Meade is a proud American patriot and a defender of the Confederate States of America, who betrayed The United States at least 100 years ago (please ignore the fact that this does not make any sense). Meade defends the south because he loves slavery and hates black people, and he has fantasies of whipping blacks on a plantation for not picking enough cotton. Meade also has a boner for Trump, despite the fact that Trump is a shabbos goy for Israel and wanted to spend 500 billion dollars on gibs for black people.
Meade and women
Meade is a virgin who will never feel the loving embrace of a woman. |Some people hypothesize that Meade may be a closeted homosexual as he appears to show a lack of interest in women. It was stated in one video that he wishes to get married to a traditional, Christian woman and they will sleep in two different rooms because he is scared of pussy. Most traditional women are not into fat jew retards who work a part time job and live with their father, so this will never happen