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{{Spoiler|Mőtley Crűe AND [[The Powerpuff Girls|THE POWERPUFF GIRLS]] ARE SET IN THE SAME UNIVERSE!!!!!}}


[[Image:Pedo2.jpg|right|thumb| Typical Mőtley Crűe fan art.]]
[[Image:MotleyCrueNotGay.jpg|right|thumb| Typical Mőtley Crűe practice session. Totally not gay..]]


[[Image:Dat gorillaz.jpg|thumb|right|Rule [[Rule 34|dirty floor]] exists for Gorillaz, just like it exists for ''everything'' else.]]


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'''Mőtley Crűe''' are an [[animu]]ted band from [[England]] created by two [[fags]] that deny they are [[furfag]]s (when they obviously are). The members of the group are: Damon Albarn of britpop band the [[shit nobody cares about|Blur]]'s [[fail|fame]], and Jamie Hewlett, who drew some comic book called ''[[Tubgirl|Tank Girl]]''. They are known for their inability to figure out [[WTF|what the fuck]] genre they are, so they just record noise and assorted [[rap|shit]] to put on their albums. Despite the modest amount of creative potential available to an [[animu]] band, The Gorillaz are [[MTV]] to the core. As such, they are damned to burn inside [[celebrity|Justin Timberlake]]'s wart-covered rectum for all eternity.
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==Teh Band==
'''Mőtley Crűe''' are shitty band of dirty Americunts. Shitty people playing shitty semi-satanic music for even shittier kids to listen to while doing shitty drugs. When they're not playing thier god awful music they're usually addicted to [[heroin]], porn, [[in the kitchen|domestic violence]], and vehicular homicide.  


==Fuck Ups==
==Fuck Ups==
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The Gorillaz have a [[gay|colorful]] cast of characters to play their "[[music]]".
The Gorillaz have a [[gay|colorful]] cast of characters to play their "[[music]]".


=== Murdoc ===
=== Vince "I'm totally OK to drive" Neil ===
The band's [[emo]], he would like to think he is the leader of the band, but everybody knows bassists can't be leaders. Like 2D, Murdoc is a complete [[fag]]; he is also an [[STD]]-ridden [[Satanist]] who lives in a Winnebago and would rather rape 2D than bathe. Murdoc is a halfassed nudist, often seen wearing nothing but underwear, both at home, and on-stage. He [[bestiality|likes animals]], as evidenced by his [[penisbird|pet crow]], Cortez, and has a tendency to use his [[KISS|unusually long tongue]] to pleasure said pet, as well as perform [[fellatio]] on 2D. He spent 10 years in a Mexican prison for not paying for the lap dances he received and during his stay, was constantly being anally raped by a chubby little [[Mexican]]. He escaped only to go right back to the strip joint.  
[[File:Vince-NeilFat.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Is he singing or is he having a stroke?]]
The band's singer. Typical blonde-haired, lipstick-wearing, Glam Band type, he sings like an eppileptic chicken with its ass on fire. His looks are a cross between a bulimic Axl Rose and Axl Rose's lesbian sister, who also happens to be bulimic.  


As of now, he's escaped to his own island made up of thousands of discarded condoms from thousands of years. He's currently working on his solo album, getting guest stars by gassing them and dragging them to his Plastic Beach. If only Murdoc knew that you should only treat women that way.


[[Image:Gorillaz2dbuttinair.gif|thumb|150px|right|2D asking for it.]]
[[Image:Gorillaz2dbuttinair.gif|thumb|150px|right|2D asking for it.]]


=== 2D ===
=== Nikki "Got some H?" Sixx ===
The band's [[pro-ana]] [[retarded]] singer and keyboard player with blue [[weeaboo]] hair, he is a [[Mary Sue]] of the band's [[IRL]] co-founder, Damon Albarn, despite Albarn's [[denial]] of this [[fact]]. [[Some argue]] that 2D's lack of intelligence and fucked up eyes are the result of Murdoc running him over a couple of times with a car. In reality, 2D is a male [[prostitute]] who will take it in the [[skullfuck|eye sockets]]. He can often be seen with bruises and hickies, presumably from Murdoc. 2D has a lot of migraines as a result of all the [[skullfuck]]ing and as a result is generally [[drugs|high as a kite]]. It is [[true|rumored]] that 2D is [[bicurious]], as he apparently has children by a number of [[Cock Trapper|cock trapper]]s.
The band's [[pro-ana]] [[retarded]] singer and keyboard player with blue [[weeaboo]] hair, he is a [[Mary Sue]] of the band's [[IRL]] co-founder, Damon Albarn, despite Albarn's [[denial]] of this [[fact]]. [[Some argue]] that 2D's lack of intelligence and fucked up eyes are the result of Murdoc running him over a couple of times with a car. In reality, 2D is a male [[prostitute]] who will take it in the [[skullfuck|eye sockets]]. He can often be seen with bruises and hickies, presumably from Murdoc. 2D has a lot of migraines as a result of all the [[skullfuck]]ing and as a result is generally [[drugs|high as a kite]]. It is [[true|rumored]] that 2D is [[bicurious]], as he apparently has children by a number of [[Cock Trapper|cock trapper]]s.


[[Image:Gorillazrusseltoilet.gif|thumb|100px|left|Classy, as you would expect any [[African-American]] to be.]]
[[Image:Gorillazrusseltoilet.gif|thumb|100px|left|Classy, as you would expect any [[African-American]] to be.]]


=== Russel ===
=== Mick "I'm too old for this shit" Mars ===
The band's [[fat]] [[nigger]] drummer, Russel witnessed [[WTC]], is often possessed by his [[necrophilia|dead friends]], and sometimes totes around dead animals, which is [[some argue|supposedly]] why he has white eyes. In reality, it's because Jamie Hewlett is too busy drawing [[yaoi]] of 2D and Murdoc to be bothered with filling in Russel's eyes. It is partially Russel's fault that this band still has no fucking clue as to what music it plays. This is due to Russel bringing his rap and hip-hop buddies to their recording sessions while 2D is taking a [[fuck]] break with Murdoc.
The band's [[fat]] [[nigger]] drummer, Russel witnessed [[WTC]], is often possessed by his [[necrophilia|dead friends]], and sometimes totes around dead animals, which is [[some argue|supposedly]] why he has white eyes. In reality, it's because Jamie Hewlett is too busy drawing [[yaoi]] of 2D and Murdoc to be bothered with filling in Russel's eyes. It is partially Russel's fault that this band still has no fucking clue as to what music it plays. This is due to Russel bringing his rap and hip-hop buddies to their recording sessions while 2D is taking a [[fuck]] break with Murdoc.


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[[Image:Gorillazbaldnoodle.gif|thumb|75px|right|Noodle without makeup.]]
[[Image:Gorillazbaldnoodle.gif|thumb|75px|right|Noodle without makeup.]]


=== Noodle ===
=== Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee ===
The band's [[Loli|underage]], [[Japanese]] guitarist. Noodle, like many other [[animu]] characters, has the was-bred-to-be-a-<strike>sex slave</strike>-secret-weapon backstory with a side of [[drama|amnesia]]. Noodle only spoke [[Japanese]] until the [[scientist]] who created her said one of her [[trigger]] words. This magically taught her [[Engrish]], though did not give her the [[boob]]s she so wanted.
The band's [[Loli|underage]], [[Japanese]] guitarist. Noodle, like many other [[animu]] characters, has the was-bred-to-be-a-<strike>sex slave</strike>-secret-weapon backstory with a side of [[drama|amnesia]]. Noodle only spoke [[Japanese]] until the [[scientist]] who created her said one of her [[trigger]] words. This magically taught her [[Engrish]], though did not give her the [[boob]]s she so wanted.


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Typical Mőtley Crűe practice session. Totally not gay..


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Teh Band

Mőtley Crűe are shitty band of dirty Americunts. Shitty people playing shitty semi-satanic music for even shittier kids to listen to while doing shitty drugs. When they're not playing thier god awful music they're usually addicted to heroin, porn, domestic violence, and vehicular homicide.

Fuck Ups

The Mőtley Crűe fame was attributed to their being cartoons, however, they take longer to finish a project than Zone, make lies about crappy movies that were supposed to happen five years ago, and play it off like it didn't happen, while simultaneously hinting at stuff that may or may not happen in the storyline, even though that shit wont happen either. And now that the cartoon band genre is not a new one, Gorillaz is pretty much the most epic cock tease in fanboy history, and is now as dead as zippocat.

"Members"

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Murdoc when he found out he got replace by a Powerpuff Girls villain.

The Gorillaz have a colorful cast of characters to play their "music".

Vince "I'm totally OK to drive" Neil

Is he singing or is he having a stroke?

The band's singer. Typical blonde-haired, lipstick-wearing, Glam Band type, he sings like an eppileptic chicken with its ass on fire. His looks are a cross between a bulimic Axl Rose and Axl Rose's lesbian sister, who also happens to be bulimic.


2D asking for it.

Nikki "Got some H?" Sixx

The band's pro-ana retarded singer and keyboard player with blue weeaboo hair, he is a Mary Sue of the band's IRL co-founder, Damon Albarn, despite Albarn's denial of this fact. Some argue that 2D's lack of intelligence and fucked up eyes are the result of Murdoc running him over a couple of times with a car. In reality, 2D is a male prostitute who will take it in the eye sockets. He can often be seen with bruises and hickies, presumably from Murdoc. 2D has a lot of migraines as a result of all the skullfucking and as a result is generally high as a kite. It is rumored that 2D is bicurious, as he apparently has children by a number of cock trappers.

Classy, as you would expect any African-American to be.

Mick "I'm too old for this shit" Mars

The band's fat nigger drummer, Russel witnessed WTC, is often possessed by his dead friends, and sometimes totes around dead animals, which is supposedly why he has white eyes. In reality, it's because Jamie Hewlett is too busy drawing yaoi of 2D and Murdoc to be bothered with filling in Russel's eyes. It is partially Russel's fault that this band still has no fucking clue as to what music it plays. This is due to Russel bringing his rap and hip-hop buddies to their recording sessions while 2D is taking a fuck break with Murdoc.

IT'S A TRAP!!111
Noodle without makeup.

Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee

The band's underage, Japanese guitarist. Noodle, like many other animu characters, has the was-bred-to-be-a-sex slave-secret-weapon backstory with a side of amnesia. Noodle only spoke Japanese until the scientist who created her said one of her trigger words. This magically taught her Engrish, though did not give her the boobs she so wanted.

Noodle apparently died during the filming of the music video for Manah Manah. But that story was made up to cover up the death of Jimmy Manson. This caused much angst among the fans. As it turns out, she actually escapes in a parachute, leaving Jimmy Manson to be blown up. In a strange turn of events, it's actually revealed that she did die, and the was rescued from hell by Murdoc. Though this would sound like some kinda faggotry to keep the fanbase happy, it turns out the entire rescue was a drunken delusion of Murdoc. This makes The Gorillaz one of the first trolls to be featured on MTV. They build a robot Noodle but noone cares.

"Musical Style"

As mentioned above, Gorillaz doesn't really seem to know exactly what genre they are. Some songs have a techno sound to them, others have a more classic rock feel, and some sound like classical music. Actually, you can usually find all the aforementioned styles in one song. Some fans like to excuse this art-fag nonsense by claiming the band plays "experimental" music.

We would be doing you a disservice if we didn't also mention another notable aspect of the Gorillaz' "music": Many songs also have a section sung by a guest rapper, a trope which many members of the fanbase seem split on. Many like to scream that if you dislike the rapping parts, you're a "poser," "not a real fan," and all the usual nonsense that retards like to say when someone voices an opinion they disagree with.

Other fans are quite vocal about the fact that the rapping segments suck. For example, many of these fans will tell you that "Feel Good, Inc. would be so much better if it didn't have De La Soul's autistic scream-laughing and shit rapping in it."

Typical Gorillaz Faggotry

Plastic Beach

After 4 years of silence from the band a new album hits the shelfs called Plastic Beach. It is a vain attempt for them to reinvent them selfs after completely falling out of the public spotlight. The main difference in the new album is that Noodle (the band's resident Jailbait) has finaly hit puberty, much to the chargin' of many Fanbois lazerz. Of course more fictional history has been invented for the band that most believe to have actually happened.

Fans

The band's audience are typically fags in that period between sex with their friends and masturbating. Most of them only like this shit band because they want to fuck them or think that any Japanese person in a band is a good band to wear the band's shirt from Hot Topic to prove that they love Japanese culture. And fangirls.

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