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*[[Fable]]: No not that [[furry|Fable]] you sick fuck. A new Fable game.
*[[Fable]]: No not that [[furry|Fable]] you sick fuck. A new Fable game.


*[[Perfect Dark]]: Perfect Dark reboot from Xbox new in house studio as [[Banjo and Kazooie| Rare]] just make dogshit.
*[[Perfect Dark]]: Perfect Dark reboot from Xbox new in house studio as [[Banjo Kazooie| Rare]] just make dogshit.


*[[Starfield]]: Microsoft bought [[Bethesda]] for [[Holy shit|7 billion]] so now their buggy messes are exclusive to Xbox consoles, making [[PlayStation]] fanboys salty.
*[[Starfield]]: Microsoft bought [[Bethesda]] for [[Holy shit|7 billion]] so now their buggy messes are exclusive to Xbox consoles, making [[PlayStation]] fanboys salty.

Revision as of 11:11, 23 May 2021

The most powerful video game console in the world

Xbox Series X is Microsoft realizing that holy shit we have competition and trying have a fight Sony for once. It's the most powerful console ever created, still just buy a PC The decided to go capitalistic and start buying a shitload of companies as their studios now don't mean shit, but all the exclusives can played on PC so just buy a PC. This console also has backwards compatibility for all the people wanting to play old games. Their is also the Xbox Series S basically the cheap version of the console with less graphix, shitty frame-rates, less ram, and all digital, buying a cheap PC is the better option.

Basically just buy a PC.

Features

  • Backwards Compatibility with all Xbox One games, most Xbox 360 games, and few Xbox games.
  • Smart Delivery basically giving the game for free if you already bought it on Xbox One. This pissed off some evil empire called EA.
  • Xbox Cloud Gaming it was hyped up as the future gaming when really it's streaming Xbox Game Pass on cloud.

Games

Upcoming Games

  • Halo Infinite: The new Halo game that's going to sell Xbox's just the teabagging experience. It was supposed to be a launch title, but due to it looking like vomit.
  • Forza Motorsport: New Forza game that's probably going to be exactly the same as they last.
  • Fable: No not that Fable you sick fuck. A new Fable game.
  • Perfect Dark: Perfect Dark reboot from Xbox new in house studio as Rare just make dogshit.

See Also

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