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NOT A WEEABOO!

AishaxNekox, who is also known by her real name Brooke, is a 16-year old girl with a major case of Unwarranted Self-Importance due to the fact that thousands of Deviantarts bow before her kaiwaadesu Mary sues, especially her sex-slave bitch Skye. She is widely known for drawing bishie transgender abominations called 'Monocromatics' that die when they touch anything colourful and for drawing herself bleeding fucking rainbows from her head. She spends less than 30 minutes on most of her work yet her fans continue to call her a child prodigy because she's still learning (Even though she doesn't know shit about anatomy or color theory).

"Eye-ee-sha" is how you pronouce the first part of her name (Stolen from Neopets) and Neko for the second part ^_____________^

Unwarranted Self Importance and Other Information

What Brooke really wants you to think she looks like...
...but she really she really looks like this.

Aisha claims that she is the most original and amazing artist and upon the top percentage of DeviantART.

She is diagnosed with major unwarranted self-importance and might just have one of the most inflated egos to ever have set foot on DevianTART. Her claim to fame "art" is a rainbow and monochrome clusterfuck filled with giant-eyed skinny "men" that never change facial expressions and her original characters vomiting rainbows. Since she is far more amazing than anyone in the community that she is in, she will plaster "COPYRIGHT DO NOT STEAL" on everything, even if the concept she got it from isn't hers. This goes along awwwwwight to everyone since her views are skyrocketing to the thousands everyday. She is also known for getting massively butthurt if someone says something bad (Ex critiques) about her glorious artwork, thus causing her main defense of uncountable 13-year-old weeaboos to zerg rush anyone who does so because she's waaay too good to get involved in a argument. IRL, She is a fat-faced scenewhore, but of course, like any weeaboo, she draws herself kawaidesudesuchibi^____^ and claims thats what she looks like.

Of course, she loves starting drama and can't get enough of it as long as it gives her attention.

   
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pfft, so they really did go through on it huh? xD ahh well, im not even going to go bother to look at it, i dont see the point. I hope whomever feels better about their life after typing it up or whatnot~ ahh, no congrats are in order, getting an ED is a really terrible, terrible thing.
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—Aisha, showing the first stage of butthurt upon seeing this article.

Her horrible livestreams which consist of her flipping out over a lost tablet pen or she just runs her fat mouth about her beautiful perfect life and how she's better than everyone. She seems to have a story from everything and her fans love it and eat it up. Usually her mother comes in and asks her to do things, which Aisha laughs off and even calls her mom a bitch for this. Thus giving moar proof that she is a angst-ridden teenager that will never leave her room, do anything around the house, or get a man. possibly because normal ones don't look like kawaii demon traps :(. The self centered 16 year old (Who is rumored to actually be 18) loves the drama, the more pageviews she gets, the more her ego grows. She feels special by drooling over artists that just really suck cock along with her. One of them being an emo crybaby by the name of DemiseMAN whom draws the same black and white horribad pictures. So when he drew her Skye she added him right to her 'to drool list' while many other fans drew her fanart. Remember though, she's way to good for anyone and their uncle, therefore she ignores it.

Most of her favorited art is her sparkleboy Skye (she even has a goddamn folder for this shit) and art from artists who can draw unlike herself, mostly from her "to drool" list. She could care less of course about her watchers and their art itself unless it has to do with Skye or her shitty animoot skinny boys. But her watchers still draw these characters regardless. She doesn't comment half the time on them unless they are shinydesudesudesu and drawn by someone with over 500,000 pageviews. If you want Aisha to even notice you, you MUST be popular and draw boatloads of animu.

Also, 17,304 people watch her while she only watches 1,469. Which makes it obvious she doesnt give a shit about her fans, only to the people who can truly draw and actually waste their time to draw her shitty OCs, amazingly.



   
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pfft, age 10-12. WTF HAPPENED HERE? Well, we moved and i turned all disgusting goth D: My hair got darker and wavier and i didnt brush it at all and blehh. i also had HORRIBLE acne with looked so. amazing. with my pasty skin. Hated life except for my (surprisingly well sized) group of just as poser goth friends. got picked on..a LOT. drew emo depressing things and video game characters. watched anime, MAINLY NARUTO FF. gaara fan girl. was weird as hell....middle school was not fun for me :CC
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—Aisha, when she said she didn't ever watch anime. Can be found here.


Either being indecisive or plain stupid she apparently likes anime. Oh, she draws anime, but doesn't watch and or read manga. Even though it's painfully obvious. She is now answering back comments but she doesn't really look at them, but since she was called out she will now. Possibly the best part of Aishax's butthurt over her ED article is that soon after its creation, she DELETED FUCKING EVERYTH- no wait I lied, she didn't. Instead she took all her crap off of her front page leaving her stupid FAQ and other shit. She also removed most of her art from her feature folder. This resulted in a very lulz-worthy event in which aishax's fans went into a total shitfit because all of their Desu Skye porn was missing, making them miss their daily wetting.

Skye

I'll be original one day, right Aisha? right?
SO ORIGINAL!!!

If there's anything Aisha loves to whore out to the maximum level, it's her fagged up mary sue OC Skye. Skye overall looks like a emo'd up David Bowie, but if you mention that Aisha's legion of fantards will gangbang your ass to hell. Aisha insists She is male, even though he has pure female anatomy other than boobs and (Aisha even said this herself) has no cock. Most notably the definition of useless add-ons, having obligatory belts and buckles everywhere, boots, "X" marks, an eyepatch, birds, tail, tentacles, and hugeass horns that any logical person would know an average person couldn't hold up their head if they had that. Despite that, hordes of people came when Aisha made a ref sheet for her him mostly because OMG BELTS AND HORNS R SO EDGY AND KOOL! Upon seeing the results everytime she draws a halfassed picture of her him, she makes traced scene animations, fanclubs, plz accounts, shemejis, and fanservice of her him so they can fap moar. Later, wrote about herhis history, which also despite being poorly written, boring, and making no sense howsoever, made people think that Aisha can make deep and thoughtful characters. Due to the high popularity she emitted for Aisha, the monochrome color scheme on people is now copyrighted to her! No monochrome colors allowed on anyone! All of the Skye is copywrite to Aisha.

Skye back in the days was able to touch color and had a girlfriend. He didn't have his desu eye patch and didn't seem sue-ish at all. Aisha saw that her pageviews weren't coming in like expected and decided to copy a style and make Skye turn into the ultimate bishie. Dumped his girlfriend who is never drawn EVER and become the overlord of Deviantart. Maybe, if Aisha didn't fall for the horrid plague that is wapanese, she could have made a decent character.

Without Skye, Aisha would just be a normal member of DA with no worries about not being on the front page every time her shitastic work popped up. She whored him moar for her fans to fap furiously to the point where it's just disappointing. She's not on DA for art or improvement, but for people to suck her e-cock and pump her ego up until she cums all over their faces.

He is also gay for BlackJack, ANOTHER ONE of Aisha's shiny desu OC's


Oh noes! Brooke's mom saw a vore picture of the desu trap!11! why hasn't this woman thrown this furfag into a fire pit already?



   
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I like how you drew Bowie the exact same way, save for a few spikes, and you claim skye isn't based on him. inb4 SKYE HAS HORNS AND AN EYE PATCH OMGKAWAIIUGUU~ Try drawing something new please.
 

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—EndlessSummers1

   
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if "he" doesn't have a penis, doesn't that make him gender neutral?
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—AwesomeLurker

   
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Wait, that's a guy?
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—Lucard-Mistfang

   
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If he turns into anything just by thinking of it, he didn't think 'I want to look like a man', but 'I want to look like a man... WITH NO PENIS.'
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—DemonRoni

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  • No, Slenderman is not friends with your pasty turd.
    No, Slenderman is not friends with your pasty turd.
  • He's a guy! Srsly!
    He's a guy! Srsly!
  • LOL SO FUNNAY XD
    LOL SO FUNNAY XD
  • Shit, at least he had a girlfriend
    Shit, at least he had a girlfriend
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Her Art In General

Brooke's art questions many of her trolls etc. Some even believing she 'frankdolls poses' from other sites to create her own unique pose that no-one will even question even as hard as this may seem, because they don't want to insult their beautiful princess. Her inconstant style should open eyes to her fans. But blinded by the DESU rainbows, they cannot see as their eyes continue to bleed violently. She claims to have no professional experience in art and was 'self taught'. Many rumors have been going around about her art being traced because the style changes every time she draws, much like the average TARTlet. When she doesn't frank doll poses the art comes out horrific compared to her other works, but yet her works are shit in general.

Most of her poorly drawn OC's are boys, though having the shape of a female. This concludes that Brooke has never seen a mans body or even been with one though that is quite obvious. Most of her men have women hips. They be bearing THE CHILDREN!11!111 Her fans eat this up because they know they cannot draw as good as Aisha because they are brainless 13-year-olds and will never accept the fact that Brooke will never acknowledge them. In the end, Aisha's art swamps the front page. Even her shitty so called ' 20 minute drawings' are there as well.

Oh and guys, she wants to work as a video-game designer and be super famous. Sorry Brooke, but Video-game company's don't like your stupid emo, rainbow traps. Why don't you go check with your local Wally world?

In an attempt to become more desu, Aisha changed her style quicker then Taylor Swift changes her clothes. She BAWWW'D and made an excuse that her computer deleted all of her precious anime guys and that she has to "start anew". She deleted due to butthurt over the stolen art she has and her loyal white knights are determined to defend her right to trace. Aisha of course drew another shiny @W@ desudesuguy right after she submitted her ID, which looks like a crackbaby of Miku and Flandre.

Her sense of color is wretched, looking if so you forced blur tool, glitter, and glowsticks out of a firetruck hose into the computer and intensely beat their anatomy with the force of a thousand suns.

The LULing continued as people called her out for butthurt and not answering back to her comments due to the intense pain in her ass, which made people now question her animu they truly cared about. Many white knights maned up their horses and decided to rush into the drama. It already looks like most of her characters look into a high-burning lightbulb 24/7.

The LULing continued as people called her out for butthurt and not answering back to her comments. Now as the art they rub themselves against at night so that maybe they can become as talented as her. But alas, Brooke never answers her comments or messages about her art because she is too busy bending down sucking the admins on DA's cock along with ball fondling her emo counterpart for back up in case the meanie trolls come so they can engage their wonder twin powers to engage in massive bawwwing. Template:Smallrainbowpyramid

BEHOLD

  • That shitty anatomy.
    That shitty anatomy.
  • Somehow got perfect ALL of a sudden. I sense something fishy.
    Somehow got perfect ALL of a sudden. I sense something fishy.
  • She even traces herself!
    She even traces herself!
  • Again, with the anatomy.
    Again, with the anatomy.
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Dropping the drama bomb

The glorious image that started it all.

One day sometime in 2010, Aisha finally decided she wasn't getting enough attention for herself, which made her desperateness exceed to maximum levels. She decided to draw a picture talking about how unoriginal and boneheaded she is in the first panel, then that chick from the meme "that makes me moist" in the second panel, then finally in the last one saying how she's too good for anyone and how haters make her famous. This lead to a huge wave of drama, people telling her how self absorbed she was while a horde of white knights came to defend Aisha, who was most likely touching herself from all the attention she was getting, but right when she was about to squirt she saw that the comments where talking bad about her which lead the butthurt of 1,000 suns to lead to her ass. All the drama even lead her to /ic/. Knowing that /ic/ is one of the not lulzy boards of 4chan, no one paid much mind to it until someone posted on her da about the thread which lead to everyone batshitting on it, white knights, trolls, 4channers, and even Aisha got caught up in the clusterfuck that happened. Of course she failed to defend herself since getting a 16-year-old girl to defend herself on 4chan is like pinning oatmeal to a wall. As her butthurt grew more, she decided to hiatus. Even though she said for a month, she quickly uploaded desu drawings the next day.

Personal army

One thing you would notice is Aisha's huge amount of fantards. Anyone who says anything bad/good about her drawings WILL be answered by them because Aisha is far more superior than her fans. All of them consists of 13-16 year old girls, weeaboos, and even some sparklefurs. That she conscripted after finding out they are totally gay for her. Notice the majority are FEMALE and emofags thus proving that women are the source of all cancer. Manning the harpoons may cause the legendary multitroll. If this is ever achieved it will cause the massive destruction where seas of deviantartlets will simultaneously baw. There are some who asspat her to the highest ranking of her fantards, such as:

KlownCar, (who uploaded a comic right after this article was created about how the mean people should stop buillying her Aishax!!Desu! Though she later deleted it because the meanies start trolling her.) KlownCar is the general of Aisha's army of white knights and the most high ranked out of the uncountable amount of fantards that Aisha has. She draws for her 24/7 and copies her style hoping that one day she will get special services from Aisha.

iFaggotFaggert Luuuurves to lie about her age saying she is 13 so she can whore out on the attention along sucking millions of dicks belonging to Aisha's high ranking fantards. This explains how she got shitons pageviews in only a month. Her art is also the same face copypasta'd onto a horribly disfigured body or traced from others, seem familar?

Suikuro, draws big shiny desu eyes Annie-May just like her overlord.

And others:

All of them are on her top list of asspatters. Way to go! Also, her fandom will white knight her to hell and back, such as:

   
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My friend stumbled upon an article about you and gave me the link. I haven't laughed this much in a long time at how pathetic it was. This article just proved why I left ED in the first place. It's invaded by butthurt 13-year-olds.
 

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—Her fandom, showing off how their way too mature and wise for the internet world

   
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Wow you guys, if you don't like her art then just GTFO. No need to go and make a huge parade about it. Weren't you ever taught proper manners?
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—16-year-old girls trying to act like mature adults LOL

   
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If you don't like it don't look at it. Honestly, did someone's mother never tell them not to be mean just because you are jealous?

Now shoo hunny, you aren't wanted here.
 

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—white knighting at the speed of light

   
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LOL FFFF haters gonna hate ~ Ed articals are nothing but sad bashing. How has THAT much time to write out a whole page about this girl, really? its plain sad and nothing you guys do will make her leave or stop drawing. LOL so funny seeing how SO MANY PEOPLE come here to bash only when shes gone but then she comes back everyone STFU.<: don't listen to any of them hun and don't even care about the ED crap. THEY JUST MAD B)
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—LOLOLOL THEY JUST MAD NYA ~^___^

   
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dont pay attention to the crappy people who critiques u o,ó
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—DONT NEED CRITQUE IT'S HER STYLE!!11!

   
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you tell that idiot. ,3
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—Her white-knights attacking all who oppose her 'art'

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The average intelligence displayed by Aisha's personal army when confronted with logic.

She's only a kid, let her get away with all sorts of shit like art theft, tracing and acting like a pretentious bitch!

FUCKING LOL


If other people do it then it's okay if she can do it!

Animooted

Aisha won't just rape deviantart alone. She has a youtube, and makes kawaii desudesudesu videos of her characters singing. What's even worse is that she also has videos of her singing. This sounds of nails to a chalkboard and as tolerable as a goatse. If you find this in any way appealing we highly recommend to kill yourself slowly.

Aren't you glad you watched all of that? Remember to cover your ears, children...

How to Troll her

Accurate image of Aisha's response to any trollage.
  1. Tell her she is self-absorbed in her own fantasy bubble.
  2. Tell her that her color combinations are ugly and clashy.
  3. Tell her to grow a pair and stop using her personal army.
  4. Tell her animu is never original.
  5. Say that Skye doesn't make any sense.
  6. Remind her about that one drama bomb she caused.
  7. Tell her she's horrid at anatomy.
  8. Say that she will never be successful at life.
  9. Tell her that demons are one of the most overused concept in characteristics.
  10. Say she's fat.
  11. Call her a scenekid.
  12. Call her a camwhore.
  13. Mention originality in general.
  14. Ask her how many twinkies she ate today.
  15. Call Skye a she on purpose.
  16. Tell her that her voice sounds like a howler monkey getting assraped by an elephant.
  17. Tell her to go outside.
  18. Call her by her real name, Brooke.
  19. Tell her both Brooke and Aisha are nigger names.
  20. IM/Email her telling her what a little egotistical brat she is. Jerseygirlxx19 [email protected]
  21. Tell her what happened to her boyfriend, Gaara. (Naruto)
  22. Call her out for not looking at comments
  23. Tell her that her sick dog Charlie is going to die, bonus points if you mention antifreeze poisoning. LUL IT'S KENNEL COUGH. Though Brooke is acting like it has lung cancer, #kennel cough sounds 10x worse than it really is and in all it's just a regular cold. Troll her by telling her she's a dumb blonde for not knowing this.
  24. Tell her that Skye and Blackjack like to have orgys with DemiseMAN
  25. Tell her to have an orgy with DemiseMAN and her CHIBIKIWAAADESU robot white knight General KlownCar


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