Lindsay Roberts

Notice the thirst for boycock in her eyes.

Boys love delicious cake!

Warning! This person is a Christfag with a thirst for boycock. E-mail [email protected] so she can take your virginity.

Linesay Roberts is the wide televangelist Dick Roberts, who is the son of Oral Roberts, who rose to internets fame when it became know she is a Pedo.

Why, you might ask? Well, being a typical Christfag, she comes out with such shit as:

• "These young boys are going to be middle-aged men. They're going to pay for his life with their youth."
• "I live my life in a morally upright manner and throughout my marriage have never, ever engaged in any sexual behavior with any man outside of my marriage as the accusations imply." - In other words, she admits it.

Attention Whore

"Lindsay Roberts is the host of Make Your Day C(o)unt, an uplifting half-hour daily program aimed especially at the needs of women."

• how to use Halo 3 to lure fresh meat.
• Is 17 too old to appease Satan? What to do if your demon likes 'em younger.

External Links

• Her magazine - Contains a section titled "Let Go of the Junk" (she's still workin' on it)