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==Nevada-tan and her [[Serious Business]]== | ==Nevada-tan and her [[Serious Business]]== | ||
Nevada-Tan was simply a regular [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl|Japanese Schoolgirl]], with the major difference of having abandoned all attempts at being cute leading to her discovery of [[the internet|the interwebs]]. The internet being a [[series of tubes]], the possibilities of learning and entertainment were endless. It was only a matter of time before she like so many [[newfag| | Nevada-Tan was simply a regular [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl|Japanese Schoolgirl]], with the major difference of having abandoned all attempts at being cute leading to her discovery of [[the internet|the interwebs]]. The internet being a [[series of tubes]], the possibilities of learning and entertainment were endless. It was only a matter of time before she (like so many [[newfag|cancer]]) discovered [[forums|2chan]]. Eventually she became a [[sick fuck]], being interested in [[guro]] (Japanese for [[you|gross]]). She had her own website in which she would post a diary for her friends to read (Note: Not your typical [[16 year old girl]] [[myspace]] shit), creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called [[http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley/4358/red_room1.html|The Red Room]]. She continued to gain more and more [[basement dwellers|friends]], the more she posted. These friends however were only [[anonymous|digital]]. She became another [[ronery]] [[neckbeard]] on the internet, except for the fact she was a delicious [[loli]]. | ||
==E-fame== | ==E-fame== | ||
Revision as of 14:50, 10 August 2011
Nevada-tan, also known as Natsumi Tsuji and Girl A, was a crazy 11-year-old bitch who killed one of her classmates with a retractable blade for calling her fat over the interwebs. While the murder of children by adults is usually found to be horrifying and disturbing (See; Anders Breivik), the murder of a kid by another kid was lulzy enough to become another b-tarded meme. Nevada-tan slit the throat and wrists of her classmate Satomi Mitarai (Incidentally also her best friend) who was too retarded to fight back, in what later became known as the Sasebo Slashing.
Nevada-tan and her Serious Business
Nevada-Tan was simply a regular Japanese Schoolgirl, with the major difference of having abandoned all attempts at being cute leading to her discovery of the interwebs. The internet being a series of tubes, the possibilities of learning and entertainment were endless. It was only a matter of time before she (like so many cancer) discovered 2chan. Eventually she became a sick fuck, being interested in guro (Japanese for gross). She had her own website in which she would post a diary for her friends to read (Note: Not your typical 16 year old girl myspace shit), creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called [Red Room]. She continued to gain more and more friends, the more she posted. These friends however were only digital. She became another ronery neckbeard on the internet, except for the fact she was a delicious loli.
E-fame
Nevada-tan's antics made her an internet celebrity for taking the Internet too seriously. She helped make The Red Room popular, even though it was in Wapanese. She also inspired a wave of "fan" art about her, mostly from otaku losers who just drew her like they draw any other character, except wearing a bloody "NEVADA" sweatshirt and carrying a box-cutter. To this day, fat balding lusers and over-caffeinated /b/-tards still crank out the same "lol she killed her classmate" drawings. However, Nevada-tan's e-fame spread far beyond imageboards and crappy fan art - she caused all sorts of Jap Court Drama by making them all get into debates about lowering the age of adult responsibility so psychos like Girl A could be tried as adults. This is a common subject to bring up in threads involving Girl A because it makes the poster look intelligent and concerned about political issues - in reality, they just want the age lowered so they have more access to lolicon.
How you too can make your very own Nevada-tan fanart!
- Draw a girl, any girl, doing absolutely anything. Hair color, age, clothing are all irrelevant.
- Preferably, but not mandatory, you should draw blood and/or a box-cutter somewhere in the picture.
- IMPORTANT! DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP: Label it Nevada-tan fanart.
- ????
- PROFIT
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Nevada-tan is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
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Nevada-tan is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
| Featured article October 16, 2006 | ||
| Preceded by Cyndre |
Nevada-tan | Succeeded by 7chan |