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Revision as of 06:29, 31 October 2011
Banksy is a Britfag graffiti artist, wanted by the Man for spamming RL walls with forced memes. Unable to afford a canvas, yet somehow awash with paint, Banksy took to the chav-loaded streets of Bristol in 1992 to make things just a touch worse. Unfortunately, making more than a smeared mess with a can of Krylon takes talent, so our hero instead ripped off the idea of stenciling his images from Blek le Rat; the rest, as they say, is history.
Trolling IRL
In order to stand out from the billion other douchebags spraying their lame 'tags' everywhere, Banksy realized he needed some shocking content to get the attention of the slumbering masses. In order to goad the hypnotized citizenry into squeezing out a critical thought, he began tailoring the content of his work to the situation at hand.
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Trolling Christians,
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Ah, Nawlins
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You can clean it up.
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He sure loves peta
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A Chinese child's future
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Fuck you MLK!
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Seems like he played Modern Warfare 2
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Gaia is pissed
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God Bless the Queen
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Oh you priests
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Stealing is wrong!
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Dont fuck with donuts
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What happened when Obama became President
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Oh Britain
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In China kid pulls you!
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Lets frolic you old buggers
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The Simpsons
Some argue that he is nothing but a vandal and should be v&.
—Diane Shakespeare, Keep Britain Tidy |
Exit Through The Gift Shop
—The Movie, on itself |
The Simpsons Intro
In 2010 The Simpsons wanted to seem more hip and edgy so Banksy storyboarded an intro to the show. Fox had it pulled.
Powerword
Did You Know: Banksy held an Ebay auction for his identity? |
Many attempts have been made to discover the identity of this anon, resulting in failure across the board. Banksy appears to have many friends and as the number of people grows the probability of his secret being kept goes down. Some argue that it is quite possible Banksy is actually multiple people, or not even a person at all but a conspiracy by the aerosol industry to sell spraypaint to fanboys. Both are valid explanations for Banksy's identity being kept safe.
Chances are he's some bloke who works the corner store and can only afford his flat with the help of mum and dad.