Judge William Adams

Judge William Adams
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Details
Description	Texas Judge in Aransas County, known for paddlin' internet users.
Classification	Progenitor of Butthurt
Virginity	Compromised
Fears	Kazaa, the internet, youtube, technology, gays
Values	God, beating children, sodomy
Links
URL	Youtube

That's a paddlin'

If you take the man at face value, Judge William "Bill" "The Judge" Adams is a high class judge and all-around good natured family man. However, behind the monkey suit lies the most monumental redneck sack of shit you will ever meet. Hailing from the lovely county of Aransas in South Texas his existence is spent beating his wife and daughter and feasting upon the sandwiches they prepare for him. Make no mistake, while this smarmy fucker doesn't wear a wifebeater and shotguns cans of Bud Light, he is the embodiment of backwoods trash. When he's not busy lying through his teeth about his family life and wasting taxpayers' money on stupid shit he's getting secretly filmed beating the holy fuck out of his disabled furry daughter.

	“	Get on the stomach or I'm gonna start beatin' you again	„
	—Judge William Adams, exercising his second amendment rights like a retard

	“	I never got mah lick in on 'er	„
	—Judge William Adams, demonstrating his true redneck colors

The Video

"The Judge" seen here shopping for fresh meat to pound.

Last Thursday the daughter of Billy posted a video to YouTube that was secretly filmed in 2004. The video in question depicts Judge Adams savagely beating his daughter with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a video game fan (note the Starfox Adventures and Sonic Adventure 2 posters on the wall) and a computer geek. Judge Adams, being the upstanding, moral individual (read: redneck dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic video games and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, good ol' boy style. At the time, Hillary was downloading Japanese music and games that were not yet available for legal purchase in the Jewnited States. Not wanting to miss out on the latest episode of the hottest animu Hillary turned to the Internets to satisfy her cravings. Disappointed with his daughter's actions, The Judge then decided he was going to beat some sense into the little shit.

Detecting the incoming justice, Hillary smartly placed her camera on a shelf and covered it, leaving it on "record" mode to capture everything that happened. Seven years later she released the video causing the shitstorm of butthurt taking place today.

He is seen relentlessly manhandling and beating Hillary everywhere on her body, threatening to beat her across the face if she doesn't assume his demanded positions. Hillary's mother, another victim of Billy's abuse, is seen shouting at her and telling her to "take it like a grown woman".

	“	Take it like a grown woman!	„
	—Wife of Judge William Adams, beating her daughter in fear of the same happening to her

Even Judge Judy has a hard time watching good ol' Billy's beating spree.

Because Hillary is a gamer the video rapidly gained momentum on the v board on 4chan where it then spread to b and subsequently Reddit from there, picking up supporters along the way. Judge Adams should be preparing his asshole for the oncoming shitstorm because lulz are sure to ensue. Hope your career works out buddy!

It is worth pointing out that Hillary is disabled. She has cerebral palsy and thus has a very fragile frame. This didn't faze Billy one bit, he still beat her to no end. For he knew that, despite her pleas to the contrary, the bitch was faking.

Dox

His house as seen from Google Street View.

Name: William R Adams DOB: Feb 1960 Address: 717 Magnolia Street Rockport, TX 78382 Personal Phone: (361) 729-3452 (Old landline, current status unconfirmed) "Changed, disconnected or no longer in service" YOU can help by updating this number. Work Phone (Aransas County Courthouse): (361) 790-0138 Work Fax (Aransas County Courthouse): (361) 790-0185 Raw divorce data: 127597 ADAMS WILLIAM 47 HALLIE G 46 01 02/01/1986 12/13/2007 004 ARANSAS Source: http://www.dshs.state.tx.us/vs/marriagedivorce/dindex.shtm

How YOU Can help this father of the year

• Call him and let him know what a great job
• Order him his favorite pizza I heard he likes: Pizza Hut (361) 729-7270, Papa Johns (361) 643-0737 (361) 806-2540 (361) 937-2424, and Dominos (361) 729-4700
• Send him free samples of lube

That's a Paddlin'

Vidya gaems? That's a paddlin'

Apparently he has more in common with them Jappos than he thinks

He may be a Mexican

Another Godless Hippie Heathen (Warning: video contains an asshole)

If he would have just got on the internet, he would have see this
lovely instructional video! By a 16 year old black girl, no less!

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See also

• Christian Spanking Blogs
• Rusty Ray - possible bff?

External Links

• WhitePages.com profile of William Adams (CONFIRMED)
• Aransas County Court-At-Law Page - Has the phone number for the court where he works. I heard he likes pizza!
• Aransas County Court Contact Page - Let them know that one of their judges is about to be fucked a la Anthony Weiner
• Gawker coverage of story

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