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*'''[[Aediot]]''' - the hunk of Ass Napkins and Fail that runs .wiki. | *'''[[Aediot]]''' - the hunk of Ass Napkins and Fail that runs .wiki. | ||
*'''Jabba the Jew''' - Aediots buttbuddy who wrote the [[Encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Dramatica Online|Dramatica Online]] article. Was formerly known as "Suleiko" on ED.rs. | |||
*'''Ferris Baller''' - The former queen of AssNapkins.wiki. Has since abandoned that desolate hellhole for the fertile lands of .online. | *'''Ferris Baller''' - The former queen of AssNapkins.wiki. Has since abandoned that desolate hellhole for the fertile lands of .online. | ||
*'''CrackRabbit''' - ED's resident b/tard. Edited both wiki's for a while because he's to much of a pussy to pick a side, and think's it's acceptable to still work with the guy who tried to sell the site, while also helping rebuild .online. | *'''CrackRabbit''' - ED's resident b/tard. Edited both wiki's for a while because he's to much of a pussy to pick a side, and think's it's acceptable to still work with the guy who tried to sell the site, while also helping rebuild .online. |
Revision as of 17:33, 2 November 2021
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Type | Wiki Traitor to the lulz |
Founded | 2020 |
Location | United States |
Key people | Aediot |
Motto | In Lulz We Trust |
Industry | Fake ED |
Products | Fail |
Website | encyclopediadramatica.wiki |
Encyclopediadramatica.wiki was a cloned ED wiki created by Aediot on 2020, it's a fucking fake shitty wiki that users who still believe it's the real one are mentally-retarded. Jacob "Aediot" Stellmach, the faggot we've previously mentioned for being raped by his dad and his "ass napkins" nonsense whatever, doesn't bother much with this wiki while making thousands of moneys as people keep visiting his broken ass wiki, being one of the dumbass who are unable to keep up the wiki for months, or even years, and also being busy running the cp website that no one cares about. Because of this, we have reasons to move on to encyclopediadramatica.online to defeat his horrible AIDS-powered creation out of the existence, but it instantly killed itself due to AIDS and fail.
The Unacceptable Things
- Aediot attempting to sell it to a Dark Web user[1]
- Creating a forum with phpBB instead of XenForo
- Unstable servers (due to it using CloudFlare)
- Very slow restoration time (it only took ED.online 3 weeks to restore ED, compared to ED.wiki's months)
- "We will pay you chump change amount of bitcoin to dox people"
- Replacing the very lulzy images on templates with faggot shit
History
On 2020, encyclopediadramatica.rs went down. Some little-known EDiot known as Aediot (previously known as Pæperclip on the forum and wiki) decided to restore the lulz using archive data. However, due to his laziness, it took him almost an entire year to restore ED. Plus, it was really unstable and crashed often, mostly due to them using CloudFlare. Then we learned that Aediot tried to sell the site to a dark web user, so we revolted, formed encyclopediadramatica.online, kicked Aediot from the forums and here we are today. However, we still have to restore many pages from 2015-2020, since we're lacking a full backup from 2016 and beyond. However, we have an almost-full backup of all the images from 2017.
Key Players
This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding it
- Aediot - the hunk of Ass Napkins and Fail that runs .wiki.
- Jabba the Jew - Aediots buttbuddy who wrote the Dramatica Online article. Was formerly known as "Suleiko" on ED.rs.
- Ferris Baller - The former queen of AssNapkins.wiki. Has since abandoned that desolate hellhole for the fertile lands of .online.
- CrackRabbit - ED's resident b/tard. Edited both wiki's for a while because he's to much of a pussy to pick a side, and think's it's acceptable to still work with the guy who tried to sell the site, while also helping rebuild .online.
- Paul in the Mall - The guy who spends most of his time on ED.wiki updating the High Score list; possible future AlGore Clone.
- Sciline - One of the many resident Hoes on .wiki. Was recently arrested for beating her grandma.
- ThisIsFine - Unimportant editor
- King Wewuz - Unimportant editor
that the .online crowd actually misses. He's back. - Cyclops.Owl - A sock of Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd (See EDF6: Cocksucking Faggots & Faggot of the year 2021. Joined out of his usual bouts of butthurt after one of his socks was found out, but eventually his butthurt died down, and he just fucked around and then got blocked by kingwewuz over fucking around with the Did You Know. Later got unmolested by Ferris (after she just decided to molest EVERYONE for no reason) and and vandalized the front page for lulz.
Pwned
On July 27, 2021, .wiki went down after a week of inactivity, confirming .online was the one and only true ED.
Sounds familiar donnit?
Someone in control of Encyclopedia Dramatica...
- Reveals themself to be a complete bag of dicks,
- creates a "new" site that is missing 90% of the content because he's trying to take the site in a "new" direction,
- tries to cash in on it,
- has maybe three people at most on his side,
- is kicked to the curb by the users of ED who rise to the challenge and make a proper Encyclopedia Dramatica,
- sucks a dick,
- tries to act like us lovable rapscallions are the problem,
- and finally the "new" site goes down while the real site has grown harder, longer, girthier, and more meaty in its wake?
References
See Also
- Aediot - The source of this faggotry
- Anti-lulz
- Fail
- OhInternet - A similar abortion by a similar bag of human shit
- Zaiger - Also attempted a similar stunt
- Jews - Are the people that believe .wiki is the real Encyclopedia Dramatica
Encyclopediadramatica.wiki is part of a series on Taking Down ED [Do It Faggot] |
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