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==Plot (if there is one...)==
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Constant themes deal with him subconsciously wanting to fuck the shit out of his dead mom, his problems having a vital life-affirming relationship with his father who is too busy [[pedophile|fucking the underage clone of Shinji's dead mom]] to notice him, and his having to pilot an [[alien]]/[[robot]] life form (that's secretly his dead mom in disguise) in order to attempt to defeat nearly invincible, huge alien life forms (who are actually [[Bible|biblical]] angels) who are hellbent on awakening the final angel Lilith (who is Adam's [[slut]] on the side) so she can turn the planet's inhabitants into a huge ball of cherry Kool-Aid for no readily apparent reason. [[WTF]]?  
Constant themes deal with him subconsciously wanting to fuck the shit out of his dead mom, his problems having a vital life-affirming relationship with his father who is too busy [[pedophile|fucking the underage clone of Shinji's dead mom]] to notice him, and his having to pilot an [[alien]]/[[robot]] life form (that's secretly his dead mom in disguise) in order to attempt to defeat nearly invincible, huge alien life forms (who are actually [[Bible|biblical]] angels) who are hellbent on awakening the final angel Lilith (who is Adam's [[slut]] on the side) so she can turn the planet's inhabitants into a huge ball of cherry Kool-Aid for no readily apparent reason. [[WTF]]?  



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The entire plot of Evangelion, no need to watch the craptastic show.
The entire plot of Evangelion, no need to watch the craptastic show.
Rei portrayed in the Anime.
Rei irl.ZOMG TEH REI!!1
Spoiler: Shinji becomes Asuka's whiny bitch and gets it stuck in his her pooper.
Better than dying a virgin
End of Evangelion climax.
A typical scene from the manga (No, srsly. Chapter 67. Google it, motherfucker.)

This show, commonly refered to as Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, Eva, "Ee-Van-Jelly-Un", "Evangel Lion", or sometimes What the fuck did I just watch? is about an emo kid and named Shinji Ikari who is under the care of a drunken whore, Misato Katsuragi. Along the way, he meets an emotionless loli named Rei, and a Nazi loli named Asuka. These two have become legendary fap interests for virgin otaku the world over.

Plot (if there is one...)

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DAT COMA!!! This is an example of "lol DEEP" imagery from the 1997 movie finale, "End of Evangelion".


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