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Constant themes deal with him subconsciously wanting to fuck the shit out of his dead mom, his problems having a vital life-affirming relationship with his father who is too busy [[pedophile|fucking the underage clone of Shinji's dead mom]] to notice him, and his having to pilot an [[alien]]/[[robot]] life form (that's secretly his dead mom in disguise) in order to attempt to defeat nearly invincible, huge alien life forms (who are actually [[Bible|biblical]] angels) who are hellbent on awakening the final angel Lilith (who is Adam's [[slut]] on the side) so she can turn the planet's inhabitants into a huge ball of cherry Kool-Aid for no readily apparent reason. [[WTF]]? | Constant themes deal with him subconsciously wanting to fuck the shit out of his dead mom, his problems having a vital life-affirming relationship with his father who is too busy [[pedophile|fucking the underage clone of Shinji's dead mom]] to notice him, and his having to pilot an [[alien]]/[[robot]] life form (that's secretly his dead mom in disguise) in order to attempt to defeat nearly invincible, huge alien life forms (who are actually [[Bible|biblical]] angels) who are hellbent on awakening the final angel Lilith (who is Adam's [[slut]] on the side) so she can turn the planet's inhabitants into a huge ball of cherry Kool-Aid for no readily apparent reason. [[WTF]]? | ||
Revision as of 22:59, 12 February 2012
This show, commonly refered to as Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, Eva, "Ee-Van-Jelly-Un", "Evangel Lion", or sometimes What the fuck did I just watch? is about an emo kid and named Shinji Ikari who is under the care of a drunken whore, Misato Katsuragi. Along the way, he meets an emotionless loli named Rei, and a Nazi loli named Asuka. These two have become legendary fap interests for virgin otaku the world over.
Plot (if there is one...)
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Evangelion Photo Gallery
Gallery About missing Pics
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Misato likes 'em young.
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Yes it does. It sooo does.
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You're boning your mom in the wrong hole Shinji.
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Special sexual techniques for fans to emulate.
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The truth.
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Rape.
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Rei models official NERV underwear.
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Orgy action.
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Oh my boobs are so big, and round.
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Asuka begs the viewer to ravish her.
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Oh my rule 34.
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Lol what? (in the background dipshit)
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Enough rule 34 yet?
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Never!!1
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Angel Attack.
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DO IT FAGOT!
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Only on eBay.
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Service! Service!
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Only furries watch Evangelion.
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Huge hips are huge.
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SHINJI'S MOM
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HAS GOT IT
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GOIN
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ON
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Congratulations, Shinji.
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Congratulations, Shinji.
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ehh..disturbing...
See also
- Anime
- Gendo Pose - The only good thing to come out of that series.
- Gurren Lagann - Pure.Nonsensical.Nonsense....with drildos
- Trigun - Another overhyped piece of shit
External links
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