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Bill Nye, Bill Nye the Science Guy, or Brown Eye the Anal Guy, as he is known by the h8rs (November 25, 1955) is that Jew in the bow-tie that was on the TV every time you looked up in your science classroom throughout your entire grade school education. He is most notably recognized for his ability to talk about science and throw puns in between to make you less interested in science altogether. He also did this fucking annoying thing where he'd repeat an important scientific word 9 times with different close-ups of his face each time, an obvious hypnotism method to garner more sexual attraction from every child in grade school.
PROTIP: WATCH THE VIDEO TO UNDERSTAND.
Now you know (slightly)!
Why Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Fail
- Is a Jew.
- Had kids on his show to make science appear cool, rad and far out! And because he loves kids.
- Thinks puns are funny.
- Is 53 years old.
Why Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Win
- Successfully trolled the education system.
- Wears a bow-tie.
- Did not have his iPod stolen.
- Is Ted Theodore Logan's dad.
- Proved how stupid people in Texas are.
- Gave a lecture about keeping our environment clean and related get-fabulously-rich schemes at RIT.
- Creates SOME lulz.
- Guest starred in an episode of Stargate Atlantis
- Fucked a woman way, WAY out of his league- Soledad O'Brien- while co-hosting a TV science show with her.
DID YOU KNOW THAT....
- Bill Nye is a Jew.
- Having only a master's degree in mechanical engineering, Bill Nye is not a real scientist, what like a BSc in Psychology lol?
- Nobody likes science.
- Repeating a word 50 times is funny.
- Nobody wants to fucking see Bill Nye after 6th grade.
- Bill Nye did WTC
- The moon reflects the light of the sun, which means the Bible is true. proof here (warning: flooded by basement dwellers)
- Bill Nye Is WAY too proud of his only 2 contributions to science - the Mars Rover sundial and the 747 "tube".
- Deep-voiced men hold cameras and do unfunny commentary for Science Television.
- Bill Nye has a new TV show called The Eyes of Nye with no deep-voiced man doing commentary.
- The deep-voiced announcer on his old show was also the announcer on Super Smash bros. Brawl.
- He has planned a conspiracy with the next U.S. President to legalize child porn.
- Is over-circumcised.
- Would have cured Pig AIDS if you fuckers hadn't cancelled his show.
- Some middle school teachers still show his show in their classes, because as we all know it will make kids little science geniuses.
NOW YOU KNOW....
Self-esteem rising. I feel more confident about life now that I know all of the above. THANK YOU BILL NYE!!!!
Bill Nye Facts
There are a select few who believe that Bill Nye is the son of God and the second coming of Christ and they own this website -->[1]. They tout facts proving Bill Nye's greatness such as:
- Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands.
- Bill Nye's sperm count is measured in moles/milliliter.
- Bill Nye knows the momentum of an electron... AND where it is.
- Bill Nye decides if Schrödinger's cat is alive or dead.
See Also
- Albert Einstein
- Bill Cosby
- Bill Clinton
- Billy Mays
- Carl Sagan
- Fred Phelps
- Scientology
- Cedric The Entertainer
- WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
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