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Cum's going on.

Willy Wonka sneaks one up on unsuspecting child and mother.

Cum is a slang term indicating either the act of orgasming or the slippery by-products of said act. An ancient ~~myth~~ truth suggests that cum can often be used as a cure for Lesbianism (see lesbians), when taken orally, vaginally or anally. Recent scientific breakthroughs have uncovered that ur mom is the only organism on earth that literally thrives on cum but is afraid to ask. ~~Talk to her about it~~ put your cum in her cereal. It is well known that any time someone cums, they do it for the lulz. Cumming is twice as good when it is the end product of rape. Especially if the 'rape victim' gets pregnant and bonus if the offspring looks like you so it can remind the rapee of that wonderful night. It is rumored that some women can have this ability as stated below.

See Cum Slut.

Verb (To Cum - Ejaculate)

In persons with cock, the verb refers to the overtly obvious twitch n' spurt. For people who don't want to become pregnant and hate having to use condoms, pulling out before you cum is a reliable method of birth control, and there is a 100% chance that you have avoided becoming a parent.

For most of you, this occurs about ten seconds before you close your browser window and cry yourself to sleep. Or, get all butthurt because you blew your load right when the camera panned to a dude's face.

Female Ejaculation

See main article at Squirting

Women can have orgasms too, but they are much less obvious since there is no external ejaculation. No not really. In reality women do not have orgasms at all. If your girlfriend or wife or rape victim tells you that she has had an orgasm, she is lying. In fact in the entire history of the human race, not a single woman has ever had an orgasm. Female orgasms are a myth and a lie created to make mens feel better about their "sexual skills" in hopes that feeding a mans ego will result in him buying moar stuff for them and rubbing their feet more often.

Noun

The lone means of sustenance of Hello Kitty, who has no mouth and therefore must consume it solely by other means. Also referred to as a protein slurpee.

People Who Love Cumming

People Who Hate Cumming

People Who Can't Cum

Anyone who You have sex with

Hutnyah

When one releases a load of their man juice then they are automatically required to shout hutnyah as they fire onto ~~there sandwhich~~ (their sandwich, lrn2english) slave bitch.... It is a term which will always refer to the act of jizzing, especially on niggers and nigger bitches.

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Cum About missing Pics

Furries think cum is for breakfast.
Cum where it's supposed to be.
The fruits of your labor.
What sperm looks like IRL. Since they look like tadpoles, this is sure to arouse the furfags who extend their fetish to non-mammals.