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| {{spoiler|SHE CAN COUNT TO POTATO!!!!1!}}
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| [[File:Down syndrome milkshake.png|center]]
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| [[File:HEIDI CROWTER POTATO MEME.jpg|thumb|Yo dawg...]]
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| '''Heidi Crowter''' is a [[British]] Down syndrome girl who as a child, a long, long time ago, became an [[Advice Dog]] meme. People looked at her jiggling derpy mass of a face and laughed whole heartily at the usual caption placed beside her dilapidated mug which read "I can count to potato."
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| The Internet masses lol'd for a brief nano-second before returning to their furious [[fap|masturbating]]. Fast forward roughly three billion Internet years to [[2012|the present]], where this [[image macro]] has been reposted [[Over 9000|ad infinitum]], the young girl's disproportioned front-face now burned into the retina of every memefag that has spread it throughout the [[Interbutts]] and some [[drama]] has suddenly been [[erection|aroused]].
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| Heidi, now a chubby tween, was shown the image by her mother after she stumbled across it and immediately decided it was her despite the [[fact]] that all Down syndrome people look the same. Suffice to say, both Heidi and her mother were [[Shocked and Appalled|shocked and apalled]].
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| ==The [[butthurt|Reaction]]==
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| <center>{{frame|<big>'''B'''ig '''B'''lack '''C'''ock '''news smells a story'''</big><br>
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| <youtube>BYowYqNOjUQ</youtube>|border=grey|background=grey}}</center>
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| <center>{{rainbow|INTERNET TRAWLERS}}</center>
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| [[File:stop-9gag-heidi-potatoes.jpg|thumb|Those monsters!]]
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| {{quote|Until yesterday Heidi had been shielded from the truth about the trollers, but with the parents trying to get wider support to have the pages taken off Facebook, they felt they couldn't keep it a secret any longer.|[[BBC]]|on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images}}
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| [[File:4chanAttackPlan.png|thumb|right|4chan hatches an [[retarded|ingenious]] plan]]
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| [[concerned mother|Mrs Crowter]] has now contacted the [[cyber police]] and they will undoubtedly track down that dribbling coward of a man who [[jewgle|Google]] searched for a random Down syndrome person, slapped it on a template and made it into yet another Advice Dog spinoff. The entire internet [[:File:Skeletonparty.jpg|waits with baited breath]] for [[lawsuit|justice to be delivered]] and Heidi can gain some form of [[Jew gold|closure]] from this ''horrifying'' ordeal.
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| ===[[Then who was phone?|But Who Is Responsible?]]===
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| The original meme was spurted out at [[funnyJunk|unfunnyJunk]], but [[4chan]] decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on [[cancer]] ridden cock-site [[9gag]]. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the [[YouTube]] videos and created [https://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter Facebook pages] in an ill-advised attempt to get the [[old media]] to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the [[tubes]] a flurry of [[fat]] giggling [[newfags]] slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, [[unfunny|hilariously]] claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock.
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Gallery of Teh Downs|retardgirlgallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:Retard potato.jpg|The original.
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| File:Crowtermeme Updated Version.png|New updated version.
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| File:Rustling Potatoes.jpg|[[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|You just rustled the wrong potato, faggot.]]
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| File:The sun tries it's hand at captions.jpg|[[hypocrite |'''ATTENTION SEEKING EDITORS PUT INFLAMMATORY CAPTION ON PICTURE OF RETARD''']]
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:She can count to mushroom.jpg
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| File:DownSyndrome2.0.png
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| File:Heidi mum.jpg
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| File:Heidi Crowter's Facebook.png|Some enterprising troll managed to hack Heidi's Facebook account.
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| File:Wikipedia_potato_article.jpg|The image caption [[irony|really works here]].
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| File:Potato girl censored internet.jpg
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| File:Newspaper_article_on_potato_girl.jpg|Even [[old media]] is jumping in on this one.
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| File:9gag_sending_potato_girl_presents.jpg
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| File:9gag_responsible_for_potato_harassment.jpg|[[ebaums|9gag]] did it.
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| File:9Gag's hateful intolerance.png|9Gag is evil.
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| File:Only the dead can know peace from this potato.png
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| File:SUPA Downy.jpg|[[Tard|Downy]], now in Potato flavor
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| File:Mrs Crowter Meme.png
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| File:heidi-potatoes.jpg
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| File:Animorphs_Potato.jpg
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| File:Motherfucking_Potato.png|You think this is a motherfucking potato?
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| File:Counts_To_Potato_And_Mensturates.jpg
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| File:Up_Syndrome.jpg
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| File:The_Internet_Really_Rustled_My_Potato.jpg
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| File:Infinite_Potato.gif
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[9gag]]
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| *[[Advice Dog]]
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| *[[Facebook]]
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| *[[Mary Alice Altorfer]]
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| *[[Retard]]
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| *[[Streisand effect]]
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| *[[X is now a meme]]
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| *[[Xzibit#Xzibit Responds|Xzibit]] - Another mentally disabled person who doesn't appreciate being made into a meme.
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYowYqNOjUQ The BBC reports on the case]
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| *[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4278427/Web-trolls-put-picture-of-Downs-Syndrome-girl-on-Facebook-with-vile-caption.html A sterling bit of journalism from The Sun]
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| *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135277/Facebook-trolls-taunt-Downs-syndrome-girl-Stolen-pictures-used-mock-teenager-website.html?ito=feeds-newsxml That bastion of journalistic integrity, the Daily Fail wades in]
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| *[http://memegenerator.net/Retard-Girl "Retard Girl" at Memegenerator]
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| {{memes}}
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| {{trolls}}
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| {{advice}}
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| {{timeline|Featured article April 27 & 28, [[2012]]|[[w0rmer]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Gingerslap]]}}
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FUCK THIS SHIT
HEIDI IS AWESOME I WILL BE SYSOP MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
