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[[File:stop-9gag-heidi-potatoes.jpg|thumb|Those monsters!]] | [[File:stop-9gag-heidi-potatoes.jpg|thumb|Those monsters!]] | ||
{{quote|Until yesterday Heidi had been shielded from the truth about the trollers, but with the parents trying to get wider support to have the pages taken off Facebook, they felt they couldn't keep it a secret any longer.|[[BBC]]|on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images}} | {{quote|Until yesterday Heidi had been shielded from the truth about the trollers, but with the parents trying to get wider support to have the pages taken off Facebook, they felt they couldn't keep it a secret any longer.|[[BBC]]|on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images}} | ||
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===[[Then who was phone?|But Who Is Responsible?]]=== | ===[[Then who was phone?|But Who Is Responsible?]]=== | ||
[[File:Potatofresh.png|thumb|[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|The Downs Princess of Potato]]]] | |||
The original meme was spurted out at [[funnyJunk|unfunnyJunk]], but [[4chan]] decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on [[cancer]] ridden cock-site [[9gag]]. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the [[YouTube]] videos and created [https://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter Facebook pages] in an ill-advised attempt to get the [[old media]] to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the [[tubes]] a flurry of [[fat]] giggling [[newfags]] slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, [[unfunny|hilariously]] claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock. | The original meme was spurted out at [[funnyJunk|unfunnyJunk]], but [[4chan]] decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on [[cancer]] ridden cock-site [[9gag]]. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the [[YouTube]] videos and created [https://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter Facebook pages] in an ill-advised attempt to get the [[old media]] to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the [[tubes]] a flurry of [[fat]] giggling [[newfags]] slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, [[unfunny|hilariously]] claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock. | ||
Revision as of 06:17, 29 April 2012
Heidi Crowter is a British Down syndrome girl who as a child, a long, long time ago, became an Advice Dog meme. People looked at her jiggling derpy mass of a face and laughed wholeheartedly at the usual caption placed beside her dilapidated mug which read "I can count to potato."
The Internet masses lol'd for a brief nano-second before returning to their furious masturbating. Fast forward roughly three billion Internet years to the present, where this image macro has been reposted ad infinitum, the young girl's disproportioned front-face now burned into the retina of every memefag that has spread it throughout the Interbutts and some drama has suddenly been aroused.
Heidi, now a chubby tween, was shown the image by her mother, Liz Crowter, after she stumbled across it and immediately decided it was her despite the fact that all Down syndrome people look the same. Suffice to say, both Heidi and her mother were shocked and appalled. Liz and her husband, Steve Crowter, had been successful in keeping the images from Heidi, until they sensed an opportunity to become e-famous for fifteen minutes, so Liz showed the images to Heidi, years after she first found them.
The Reaction
| Big Black Cock news smells a story |
—BBC, on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images | ||
Mrs Crowter has now contacted the cyber police and they will undoubtedly track down that dribbling coward of a man who Google searched for a random Down syndrome person, slapped it on a template and made it into yet another Advice Dog spinoff. The entire internet waits with baited breath for justice to be delivered and Heidi can gain some form of closure from this horrifying ordeal.
But Who Is Responsible?
The original meme was spurted out at unfunnyJunk, but 4chan decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on cancer ridden cock-site 9gag. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the YouTube videos and created Facebook pages in an ill-advised attempt to get the old media to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the tubes a flurry of fat giggling newfags slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, hilariously claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock.
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See Also
- 9gag
- Advice Dog
- Mary Alice Altorfer
- Retard
- Streisand effect
- X is now a meme
- Xzibit - Another mentally disabled person who doesn't appreciate being made into a meme.
External Links
- The BBC reports on the case
- A sterling bit of journalism from The Sun
- That bastion of journalistic integrity, the Daily Fail wades in
- "Retard Girl" at Memegenerator
- The Down syndrome discussion board where Liz Crowter posted the original image at archive.org
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Heidi Crowter is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
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Heidi Crowter is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article April 27 & 28, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by w0rmer |
Heidi Crowter | Succeeded by Gingerslap |