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Image:Ladyalt_fwb.jpg|She's looking for a [[Fuckbuddy|roommate]]. This looks like it belongs on [[Craigslist]]. | Image:Ladyalt_fwb.jpg|She's looking for a [[Fuckbuddy|roommate]]. This looks like it belongs on [[Craigslist]]. | ||
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To put it in a nutshell: Amanda is a narcisstic [[Chris-Chan|virgin with rage]] who knows nothing of actual relationships. She merely uses men to fulfill her psycho-sexual needs. | To put it in a nutshell: Amanda is a narcisstic [[Chris-Chan|virgin with rage]] who knows nothing of actual relationships. She merely uses men to fulfill her psycho-sexual needs. | ||
To date, ALT has had two e-relationships with fellow Furaffinity users. {{furaffinity|T-Ryo|T-Ryo}}, being just one of two of her mindless sheep followers that leave the same one-worded comments on her art, was the first. The only thing known about him is that he is deaf (too bad he wasn't blind instead, so he'd never have to lay eyes on the landwhale and her hellish doodles). No one knows why they broke up, but there are many good guesses. | To date, ALT has had two e-relationships with fellow Furaffinity users. {{furaffinity|T-Ryo|T-Ryo}}, being just one of two of her mindless sheep followers that leave the same one-worded comments on her art, was the first. The only thing known about him is that he is deaf (too bad he wasn't blind instead, so he'd never have to lay eyes on the landwhale and her hellish doodles). No one knows why they broke up, but there are many good guesses. (Update: according to her, she is now blocked by him for unknown reasons.) | ||
{{furaffinity|Harter77|Harter77}} was the second "boyfriend" of ALT. Currently, Amanda seems upset that [[attention whore|he's not paying her enough attention]]. | {{furaffinity|Harter77|Harter77}} was the second "boyfriend" of ALT. Currently, Amanda seems upset that [[attention whore|he's not paying her enough attention]]. | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Do you remember a game called Spyro? Like many, you may have grown up in the 90s playing this Playstation gem about a purple dragon and his whimsical adventures. Unlike many, however, you may have wanted to do more than just play the game. You may have become a hardcore fan: desiring to live in the world of Spyro, and lusting over not him but the enemies that he briefly encountered. That's right. Yes, I'm talking about having sexual fantasies about video game bosses that nobody remembers.
19 year-old self-proclaimed Aspie Amanda L. Turcol (or LadyALT69 as she is known on the Interwebs) is one such case. Now, if you are part of Spyro fandom, you may recall the drama that surfaced on deviantART in years past from Chantelle/Ripto's Fan Girl (RFG for short) and her insane sexual infatuation with Ripto (the main antagonist of Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage). Both ALT and RFG have much in common, including jealously guarding their sacred relationship with a polygon to the point of verbal rage and violence (in the form of hate art) to any who dare oppose them. While Ripto's Fan Girl is still around somewhere, she appears to no longer have an obsession with Ripto. When last seen, she was drawing herself and her (allegedly real-life) crush as lesbian raptors. Her art also seems to have significantly improved, and she is no longer a lolcow. Unlike Chantelle though, this Aspie may never grow out of her own drama. The main difference between the two, however, is the character in question. With ALT, an enemy called Jacques (a fucking Jack-in-the-box with a green face and no lower body, no less) is the target of her affection, or should we say fandom rape.
It is rumored that LadyALT69 started getting the internet's attention when someone linked to her artwork on /b/. From there, people have submitted her work to the tumblr blog Socially Unacceptable Art on numerous occasions.
Behavior and Fetishes
Upon close examination, it's quite clear that LadyALT69 - like all typical virgins with internet access - has some serious mental disturbances involving sexual frustration that she attempts to relieve by creating art and stories of her and her "love". One can speculate from browsing her gallery and noting the frequency of her uploads that she puts a great deal of time into her work (read: she has no other hobbies besides recreating the same horrifying porn again and again). So it comes to no surprise that she also goes out of her way to obtain any attention that she can by regularly doing the following:
- Frequently posting "sexy" drawings of herself, Jacques, or pairings of characters belonging to her peers. Extra points for Lesbianism (she's obviously one of those fake bisexuals that pretends to lez out for male attention).
- Begging for money. Mimicking the methods of artists with actual talent, she set up a Paypal account for donations, auctions and commissions (that no one will ever buy).
- Broadcasting herself on a streaming channel, where you can watch her create twisted cartoon erotica or listen to her orgasm while playing Spyro. If you're lucky, she'll take requests!
- Begging for trades and requests of her and Jacques fucking and making green hellspawn.
As you well know, the online art community has its share of popular artists. On the whole there seems to be a correlation between skill and ego, but there are also talentless amateurs (such as Chase the Hedgehog for example) who, despite never improving over the years, maintain the same attitude of unwarranted self-importance. Take into account the fact that the "artist" has Asperger's and you have the most egocentric breed of attention whore known to man. This is exactly the category that Amanda falls into.
LadyALT has a small following, mostly limited to her Furaffinity gallery. The most notable commenter, 
Falconwolf is a mentally retarded 35 year old woman whose art skills are on the same level as most kindergartners. The rest of them are either nearly equally retarded or just sympathetic toward her, as proven by their constant asspats and advice to "ignore the haters". If they were really her friends they'd tell her the truth: that she's a whiny, narcissistic whore with delusions of becoming popular. She thinks getting pageviews actually means something, but the fact is that the majority of attention she actually gets is from disgusted snickering onlookers who witness her freakshow of a lifestyle.
Despite the haters and trolls, Amanda continues to strive for popularity; citing artists such as animator Tara Cross as inspiration. The truth is that Outcast Bandicoot sucked major marsupial cock, and even Tara didn't want to finish it. If you'll notice, she fell from her throne after she left the Crash Bandicoot fandom and was chased away by the trolls for being a homophobic bitch. (What kind of furfaggess isn't into yaoi anyway?) To this day, her horrible dog-faced style continues to live on through shitty Crash fanart.
With her skill, Amanda will undoubtedly go on to be the next internet superstar of the art community.
Quotes
By LadyALT69
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Reactions from Others
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Gallery of Horrors
After hours of sifting through more than 250+ drawings (all of the same shit), I give you a delightful sample showcasing her talents.
MSPaint Failures
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When you've never seen a real dick, your drawn characters will suffer from Upside Down Dick Syndrome. -
You mean that's not Shaggy and Scooby? -
That's not how Japanese works. -
Amanda and Chantelle: The two whores who ruined Spyro, together at last!
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This is how she begs for free art. Yeah, there are plenty of these. -
Can't tell if Pregnant Fetish or just trying to convince people that only she can fuck Jacques. -
Getting desperate now ... -
Anybody's face when they see her art. -
Her attempt at BBW. If you haven't gone gay yet, here's your chance. -
Even she wants herself dead. -
After viewing this image you will never sleep again. Or want to have sex. -
Amanda, doing what she does best. -
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Wrong kind of pussy, dumbfuck. ("Minet" actually translates to "kitten".) -
Rule 63 and Nigger Rape. -
Plans for a Fursuit mask. Thank Christ she can't afford to commission someone to make this. -
And here I was expecting Charlie Sheen, but alas, it's just ALT's shitty grammar. -
Her "husband", stating the obvious. Also, Slinky-Dick. -
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"I picked a rabbit because they're usually sexually active and I feel that way sometimes too lol" -
"I was 5 years old when I drew this ... Omg I've improved so much"
IRL Pics
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FATTY LUV DORITOS! -
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Even her eyes are fat. -
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She tried to dye her hair to resemble her animu self, but was too dumb to bleach it first.
Screencaps
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Even Facebook users are horrifed. -
A challenger appears! -
One of her own screencaps about how she wants to hide the fact that she's an Asspie. -
ALT in her hugbox, after discovering this article. "Karma's a bitch", eh? Right. Because if you're an openly perverted drama freak on the internet, nobody's going to notice.
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"Being crazy is better than being normal, but normal doesn't exist." -
She thinks she's God's gift to the Internet. -
Typical comments from one of her mindless followers (the bottom one refers to ED.) -
Well shit. Who would have seen that coming? -
The usual lulzy self-pity bullshit. This time because no one came to her stream. -
She's looking for a roommate. This looks like it belongs on Craigslist. -
"But my OC is fat! She can't possibly be a Mary Sue!" -
T-Ryo blocks her on FA, and something about MLP. -
Can you make sense of this? Because I can't. Also, niggers.
Troll Art
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Jacques x ALT = The Mask -
Amber's mother bears a striking resemblance to John Lennon.
Reactions to this Article
Once LadyALT discovered that she had an ED article, she played it surprisingly cool for a while (at least on deviantART, where the link was advertised by a troll). She immediately made a Furaffinity journal about the bad day she had, but was quickly comforted by her hugbox. Not long after, however, she posted to her gallery a screencap of private conversation she had with the troll in question, claiming that it was a lie that her artwork was "disgusting and self-fulfiling" and daring him to prove it. This didn't last very long though, because people began commenting about how death threats are not cool. Discouraged by her lack of support and chants of "KILL THE TROLL", ALT pulled the screenshot from her gallery (but not before it was saved).
Relationships
Despite admitting that her one true love is, in fact, fictional, LadyALT has made room in her heart for real-life (albeit online) romantic partners as well. Of course, these rarely go well. But how can you expect an actual bond to last that's founded on nothing but fetishistic roleplaying?
To put it in a nutshell: Amanda is a narcisstic virgin with rage who knows nothing of actual relationships. She merely uses men to fulfill her psycho-sexual needs.
To date, ALT has had two e-relationships with fellow Furaffinity users. T-Ryo, being just one of two of her mindless sheep followers that leave the same one-worded comments on her art, was the first. The only thing known about him is that he is deaf (too bad he wasn't blind instead, so he'd never have to lay eyes on the landwhale and her hellish doodles). No one knows why they broke up, but there are many good guesses. (Update: according to her, she is now blocked by him for unknown reasons.)
Harter77 was the second "boyfriend" of ALT. Currently, Amanda seems upset that he's not paying her enough attention.
Links
LadyALT69- LadyALT77 Her commissions account
- ladyalt69
- altxjacques Alternate account
- Her Facebook fanpage
- Her personal Facebook
LadyALT69- Her OkCupid profile
- MSN: ladyalt69
- Yahoo: generationalt2
- Skype: LadyALT69
An archive of her hideous Furaffinity gallery can be found here.