Threadless.com

Your typical Threadless.com customer pretending not to be a tool.

Threadless.com is a T-shirt company whose target demographic are the kids that used to buy clothes at Hot Topic, Tshirthell.com and ED Tshirts (in other words you) in high school, but then they realized that goth was out and indie was in, so they had to age it up.

Their slogan is "By Homos for Homos" in that the designs were made by homosexuals for homosexuals, like you. It doesn't matter if you're fat or overweight, or chubby, or big boned, or "trying to balance your depression medicine," or "have a bad thyroid", you too can be a part of the latest craze as long as you have money to spend, and lots of it! Despite the fact that all the models are skinny, only a fat frumpy lesbian who is insecure about his/her weight would wear a shirt with this much gay in it. The shirts are full of thread despite the company name. These jews have swindled millions from the hands of overweight teens by making shit t-shirts for $4 and selling them for $20. BUY ONE FOR YOUR FRIEND TOO LOL SHIRT BUDDYS!!!

This web site has all kinds of shirts that have been around for at least 100 years and are still being marketed to people who think shirts with unfunny things on them are entertaining. But these people like cock in the ass.

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