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Bahrain is a small country in the Arabian [[Penis|Peninsula]] that is a protectorate of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wahhabi Wahhabist] Saudi Royal Family. [[No one]] would give a shit about Bahrain if it weren't for all the [[cake|oil]] that it sits on top and the fact it has an excellent deep water port for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Fifth_Fleet Zionist forces] to use against [[Terrorist]] [[Iran]]. Due to this importance for showing those [[Terrorists|Iranians]] and any other [[Arab]] who is [[Israel|boss]], as long as the country remains stable for America's naval interests, things would be [[Not|good for all]]. [[Lulz|This peacefulness would not remain the case for long]]. For those [[you|who]] have been living under a rock, since December 17th, 2010, much of the [[Arab]] World has been engulfed in [[revolution]]. While there have been [[LOL|moderate successes in Tunisia and Libya]], [[Fail|Egypt has been trickier business]], and [[Syria]] has turned to pure [[drama|shit]]. One revolution has experienced a [[AT&T Blocks 4chan|media blackout]] due to the conjoined interests of [[Zionist|American]] [[Neocon|military interests]] and [[Old Media|corporate media]] in mutual cahoots to hide the [[truth]]. This media blackout is an unacceptable attempt by [[Israel|numerous]] [[America|political]] [[Europe|forces]] to [[George Bush doesn't care about black people|hide the fact they don't actually care]] about [[human rights]] and the [[Democracy]] they use as excuses to [[Iraq|invade]] [[Libya|countries]]. Don't think this is a conspiracy? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6wE5uDO65w Think] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realm again]. In this eternal struggle for [[Free speech|the right to simply tell the truth]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] wishes to present the greatest [[drama bomb]] ever to be unleash on the [[United States]]: The Bahrain Revolution. | Bahrain is a small country in the Arabian [[Penis|Peninsula]] that is a protectorate of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wahhabi Wahhabist] Saudi Royal Family. [[No one]] would give a shit about Bahrain if it weren't for all the [[cake|oil]] that it sits on top and the fact it has an excellent deep water port for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Fifth_Fleet Zionist forces] to use against [[Terrorist]] [[Iran]]. Due to this importance for showing those [[Terrorists|Iranians]] and any other [[Arab]] who is [[Israel|boss]], as long as the country remains stable for America's naval interests, things would be [[Not|good for all]]. [[Lulz|This peacefulness would not remain the case for long]]. For those [[you|who]] have been living under a rock, since December 17th, 2010, much of the [[Arab]] World has been engulfed in [[revolution]]. While there have been [[LOL|moderate successes in Tunisia and Libya]], [[Fail|Egypt has been trickier business]], and [[Syria]] has turned to pure [[drama|shit]]. One revolution has experienced a [[AT&T Blocks 4chan|media blackout]] due to the conjoined interests of [[Zionist|American]] [[Neocon|military interests]] and [[Old Media|corporate media]] in mutual cahoots to hide the [[truth]]. This media blackout is an unacceptable attempt by [[Israel|numerous]] [[America|political]] [[Europe|forces]] to [[George Bush doesn't care about black people|hide the fact they don't actually care]] about [[human rights]] and the [[Democracy]] they use as excuses to [[Iraq|invade]] [[Libya|countries]]. Don't think this is a conspiracy? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6wE5uDO65w Think] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realm again]. In this eternal struggle for [[Free speech|the right to simply tell the truth]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] wishes to present the greatest [[drama bomb]] ever to be unleash on the [[United States]]: The Bahrain Revolution. | ||
==What is Bahrain== | |||
=So what is the low down on what has happened in Bahrain?= | |||
==Revolution Begins== | |||
==The Empire Strikes Back== | |||
==The Clean up== | |||
==Aftermath== | |||
=The Elaboration on why/how we managed to pull this shit off= | |||
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Links to use | |||
http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/2011/08/201184144547798162.html | |||
http://rt.com/news/bahrain-clashes-opposition-598/ | |||
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2011/07/2011725145048574888.html | |||
http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/01/27/obama_administration_selling_new_arms_package_to_bahrain | |||
https://www.commondreams.org/headline/2012/01/31-4 | |||
http://www.aljazeera.com/video/americas/2012/08/20128273548544850.html | |||
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5BIIEx1srI | |||
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/15/world/middleeast/nine-bahrain-doctors-convicted-in-political-trial.html | |||
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIPLLERpKI | |||
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Bahrain is a small country in the Arabian Peninsula that is a protectorate of the Wahhabist Saudi Royal Family. No one would give a shit about Bahrain if it weren't for all the oil that it sits on top and the fact it has an excellent deep water port for Zionist forces to use against Terrorist Iran. Due to this importance for showing those Iranians and any other Arab who is boss, as long as the country remains stable for America's naval interests, things would be good for all. This peacefulness would not remain the case for long. For those who have been living under a rock, since December 17th, 2010, much of the Arab World has been engulfed in revolution. While there have been moderate successes in Tunisia and Libya, Egypt has been trickier business, and Syria has turned to pure shit. One revolution has experienced a media blackout due to the conjoined interests of American military interests and corporate media in mutual cahoots to hide the truth. This media blackout is an unacceptable attempt by numerous political forces to hide the fact they don't actually care about human rights and the Democracy they use as excuses to invade countries. Don't think this is a conspiracy? Think again. In this eternal struggle for the right to simply tell the truth, Encyclopedia Dramatica wishes to present the greatest drama bomb ever to be unleash on the United States: The Bahrain Revolution.
What is Bahrain
So what is the low down on what has happened in Bahrain?
Revolution Begins
The Empire Strikes Back
The Clean up
Aftermath
The Elaboration on why/how we managed to pull this shit off
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Links to use
http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/2011/08/201184144547798162.html http://rt.com/news/bahrain-clashes-opposition-598/ http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2011/07/2011725145048574888.html http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/01/27/obama_administration_selling_new_arms_package_to_bahrain https://www.commondreams.org/headline/2012/01/31-4 http://www.aljazeera.com/video/americas/2012/08/20128273548544850.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5BIIEx1srI http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/15/world/middleeast/nine-bahrain-doctors-convicted-in-political-trial.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIPLLERpKI