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Ali Akbar: Difference between revisions
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[[File:AliAkbarGrindrCLoseup.png| | [[File:AliAkbarGrindrCLoseup.png|right|200px|Ali Akbar knows how to climb the ladder to the top.]] | ||
'''Ali Akbar''' is a [[Faggot|fabulous]] upstanding new conservative activist of [[Paki|mixed]] [[Nigger|ancestry]]. He has also been sexually servicing the recently outed [[Template:Gayrepublicans|gay republican]] [[Karl Rove]] for years. | '''Ali Akbar''' is a [[Faggot|fabulous]] upstanding new conservative activist of [[Paki|mixed]] [[Nigger|ancestry]]. He has also been sexually servicing the recently outed [[Template:Gayrepublicans|gay republican]] [[Karl Rove]] for years. | ||
== A Troubled Youth== | == A Troubled Youth== | ||
[[File:AliAkbarMugshot1.jpeg|right|300px|He's more presentable in this mugshot than the one from his other arrest]] | |||
Ali had some [[Crack|trouble]] when he was younger, very serious [[Prison|trouble]] indeed. These [http://www.breitbartunmasked.com/rogues-gallery/national-bloggers-club-founder-ali-akbar-convicted-felon/ experiences] both tested his character and revealed important [[Theft|skills]] he would rely on during his rapid advance in the political realm. | Ali had some [[Crack|trouble]] when he was younger, very serious [[Prison|trouble]] indeed. These [http://www.breitbartunmasked.com/rogues-gallery/national-bloggers-club-founder-ali-akbar-convicted-felon/ experiences] both tested his character and revealed important [[Theft|skills]] he would rely on during his rapid advance in the political realm. | ||
== National Bloggers Club == | == National Bloggers Club == | ||
[[File:AliAkbarBillMurphyMeme.png|right|250px]] | |||
Not one to be discouraged, [http://twitter.com/Ali @Ali] found [[God|god]] and turned his life around, founding the [http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014215800 National Bloggers Club] with the man who would later become Mitt Romney's social media director, [http://twitter.com/billmurphy @BillMurphy] | Not one to be discouraged, [http://twitter.com/Ali @Ali] found [[God|god]] and turned his life around, founding the [http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014215800 National Bloggers Club] with the man who would later become Mitt Romney's social media director, [http://twitter.com/billmurphy @BillMurphy]. | ||
Things really started moving for the intrepid pair after Ali [[Blowjob|befriended]] none other than [[Karl_Rove|Karl Rove]]. The two men reportedly have an [http://legalschnauzer.blogspot.com/2012/06/karl-roves-bisexual-affair-might-have.html excellent working relationship] and the future looks bright for all parties. | |||
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Ali got billionaire Foster Friess (middle) to fund the National Bloggers Club. The man on the right is Robert Stacy McCain, a prominent [[Racist|conservative]] columnist who has been [http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2010/03/10/robert-stacy-mccain-and-the-washington-times/ honored] for his work on race relations. | Ali got billionaire Foster Friess (middle) to fund the National Bloggers Club. The man on the right is Robert Stacy McCain, a prominent [[Racist|conservative]] columnist who has been [http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2010/03/10/robert-stacy-mccain-and-the-washington-times/ honored] for his work on race relations. | ||
[[File:AliAkbarFosterFriessRSMcCain.jpg|right|250px|Ali Akbar, Foster Friess and Robert Stacy McCain]] | |||
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[[File:AliAkbarTimPawlenty.jpeg|400px]] | [[File:AliAkbarTimPawlenty.jpeg|400px|Ali Akbar & Tim Pawlenty]] | ||
[[File:AliAkbarNewtGingrich.jpeg|400px]] | [[File:AliAkbarNewtGingrich.jpeg|400px| Ali Akbar & Newt Gingrich]] | ||
[[Category: People|Akbar, Ali]] | [[Category: People|Akbar, Ali]] | ||
Revision as of 03:06, 13 September 2012
Ali Akbar is a fabulous upstanding new conservative activist of mixed ancestry. He has also been sexually servicing the recently outed gay republican Karl Rove for years.
A Troubled Youth
Ali had some trouble when he was younger, very serious trouble indeed. These experiences both tested his character and revealed important skills he would rely on during his rapid advance in the political realm.
National Bloggers Club
Not one to be discouraged, @Ali found god and turned his life around, founding the National Bloggers Club with the man who would later become Mitt Romney's social media director, @BillMurphy.
Things really started moving for the intrepid pair after Ali befriended none other than Karl Rove. The two men reportedly have an excellent working relationship and the future looks bright for all parties.
Ali got billionaire Foster Friess (middle) to fund the National Bloggers Club. The man on the right is Robert Stacy McCain, a prominent conservative columnist who has been honored for his work on race relations.
2012: Controversy & Chaos
However, Akbar's climb to conservative stardom has seen a number of ugly setbacks during 2012, including a noisy dispute with another leading conservative.
Most puzzling of all has been the focus on this seemingly innocent gaffe by Murphy.
A Solid Future
Despite the troubles Akbar has faced the future must be bright for a young man with such high powered contacts.
