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[[File:Alix Henriol.jpg|thumb|right|Note the "I haven't bathed in months" style dreadlocks]] | [[File:Alix Henriol.jpg|thumb|right|Note the "I haven't bathed in months" style dreadlocks]] | ||
{{ytuser|alixhenriol}}, self-titled '''"Sonic's Wife"''', is a 23 year old [[France|French]] bitch with about half a high school diploma and no job who lives amidst her own feces in her parent's attic. She is most famous for | {{ytuser|alixhenriol}}, self-titled '''"Sonic's Wife"''', is a 23 year old [[France|French]] bitch with about half a high school diploma and no job who lives amidst her own feces in her parent's attic. She is most famous for her complete obsession and devotion for a fictional character, in this case [[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog]]. As if this wasn't enough, that [[cunt]] is also known for her extreme narcissism, borderline personality disorder and unflinching greed. | ||
<center><youtube>q5-jLXmJZQo</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>q5-jLXmJZQo</youtube></center> | ||
== Sonic Passion == | == Sonic Passion == | ||
[[File:Alix henriol breasts sonic.JPG|200px|thumb|right|Like OMG I have breasts, give me | [[File:Alix henriol breasts sonic.JPG|200px|thumb|right|Like OMG I have breasts, give me money]] | ||
That cunt seems to have the mistaken idea that the world actually gives a shit about her utterly meaningless existence and constantly endeavors to garner [[attention]] (good or bad) for herself by [[Desperate|ANY means]] necessary. But things weren't always like this, there was a time, long ago, when that cunt was simply a deluded interonaut with an extremely creepy obsession for a non-existent woodland mammal. | That cunt seems to have the mistaken idea that the world actually gives a shit about her utterly meaningless existence and constantly endeavors to garner [[attention]] (good or bad) for herself by [[Desperate|ANY means]] necessary. But things weren't always like this, there was a time, long ago, when that cunt was simply a deluded interonaut with an extremely creepy obsession for a non-existent woodland mammal. | ||
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<center><youtube>l38otRpvmG4</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>l38otRpvmG4</youtube></center> | ||
<gallery> | {{center|<gallery> | ||
File:Alixhenriol nude.jpeg|omg i so [[Wrong|sekksy]] | File:Alixhenriol nude.jpeg|omg i so [[Wrong|sekksy]] | ||
File:Alix Henriol half naked.jpg|Nope. Totally not trying to draw attention. | File:Alix Henriol half naked.jpg|Nope. Totally not trying to draw attention. | ||
File:Alix henriol breasts.JPG | File:Alix henriol breasts.JPG | ||
File:Alix official.jpg|No GOTIS here. | File:Alix official.jpg|No GOTIS here. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>}} | ||
==[[ | ==[[Unwarranted self importance|Narcissistic personality disorder]]== | ||
[[File:Alix henriol clock.jpg|thumb|right|I'm a celebrity, buy a clock with my face on it!!!]] | [[File:Alix henriol clock.jpg|thumb|right|I'm a celebrity, buy a clock with my face on it!!!]] | ||
Self-proclaimed Princess Queen Goddess Alix has an ego the size of [[Azn|Asia]] and firmly wants to become a [[Bill Gates|billionaire]] since she considers herself deserving of all the [[money]] and [[attention]] of the world. She takes each one of her negative publicities as a compliment and her ego grows with whatever attention she receives, good or bad. If you were to visit her official website you could even notice that she's saved the wholeness of her deleted Youtube hater's videos, which she is now archiving as real trophies. | Self-proclaimed Princess Queen Goddess Alix has an ego the size of [[Azn|Asia]] and firmly wants to become a [[Bill Gates|billionaire]] since she considers herself deserving of all the [[money]] and [[attention]] of the world. She takes each one of her negative publicities as a compliment and her ego grows with whatever attention she receives, good or bad. If you were to visit her official website you could even notice that she's saved the wholeness of her deleted Youtube hater's videos, which she is now archiving as real trophies. | ||
{{quote|I remember when I was just a little child, people would always ask me "what do you want to be when you're grown up?" and I would always answer "I want to be a billionaire! And a superstar!"| | {{quote|I remember when I was just a little child, people would always ask me "what do you want to be when you're grown up?" and I would always answer "I want to be a billionaire! And a superstar!"|And there she is, doing the complete opposite of her original intentions}} | ||
== Her minions == | == Her minions == | ||
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== Real? == | == Real? == | ||
It has been debated whether that cunt is really a nutcase, or is just starving for attention. The way she gets naked so easily and begs for money points to her just being an [[attention whore]]. Once upon a time, [[At least 100|years ago]], she loved [[Sonic]] (or at least that's what she claimed). But now, she just wants your [[attention]] and [[money]] --she wants to be a somebody, to be famous. A few years from now, she'll be a [[crackwhore]], still dreaming of becoming a movie star and/or magazine cover whore. | It has been debated whether that cunt is really a nutcase, or is just starving for attention. The way she gets naked so easily and begs for money points to her just being an [[attention whore]]. Once upon a time, [[At least 100|years ago]], she loved [[Sonic]] (or at least that's what she claimed). But now, she just wants your [[attention]] and [[money]] --she wants to be a somebody, to be famous. A few years from now, she'll be a [[crackwhore]], still dreaming of becoming a movie star and/or a magazine cover whore. | ||
{{quote|Attention is money and money is attention.|That cunt}} | {{quote|Attention is money and money is attention.|That cunt}} | ||
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{{quote|I am separating from Sonic Passion. I am not going to go into details but I definitely will never post any shocking content of any sort on the internet anymore, including on Sonic Passion. You are of course still welcome to purchase as many accounts as you like at Sonic Passion, but it will only be to see archives. My contents are not going to be renewed, my contribution to Sonic Passion is now discontinued. My involvement is terminated.|That cunt}} | {{quote|I am separating from Sonic Passion. I am not going to go into details but I definitely will never post any shocking content of any sort on the internet anymore, including on Sonic Passion. You are of course still welcome to purchase as many accounts as you like at Sonic Passion, but it will only be to see archives. My contents are not going to be renewed, my contribution to Sonic Passion is now discontinued. My involvement is terminated.|That cunt}} | ||
{{quote|Please, try to understand, I do not want to be known as the furry queen and only the furry queen all my life. So many people would never grow out of that...I want to become so more than that. I am grateful for all the blessings and opportunities God has granted me in life, but I think he does have even bigger plans for me. My life is all about heaving myself up higer and higher.|That cunt isn't the [[ | {{quote|Please, try to understand, I do not want to be known as the furry queen and only the furry queen all my life. So many people would never grow out of that...I want to become so more than that. I am grateful for all the blessings and opportunities God has granted me in life, but I think he does have even bigger plans for me. My life is all about heaving myself up higer and higher.|That cunt isn't the [[furry]] queen anymore.}} | ||
== Robophile quotes == | == Robophile quotes == | ||
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== [[Rule 34]] and fanart == | == [[Rule 34]] and fanart == | ||
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File:G.jpg | File:G.jpg | ||
File:Alix henriol gross.jpg | File:Alix henriol gross.jpg | ||
File:Alix henriol breasts sonic blowjob.JPG | File:Alix henriol breasts sonic blowjob.JPG | ||
File:Alix.jpg | File:Alix.jpg | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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*[http://www.alix-henriol.com/ Her website.] | *[http://www.alix-henriol.com/ Her website.] | ||
*[http://www.alixhenriolshusband.com/ Other website.] | *[http://www.alixhenriolshusband.com/ Other website.] | ||
*[ | *'''[mailto:alix@sonic-passion-forum.com Her e-mail]''' | ||
* | *{{myspace|henriol|Her MySpace}} | ||
* | *{{ytuser|alixhenriol|Her YouTube}} | ||
* | *{{fb|alix.henriol|Her Facebook}} | ||
* | *{{fbid|28609270190|Her fans' Facebook.}} | ||
*{{twitter|AlixHenriol|Twitter}} | |||
*[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=10206220939 Bebo] | *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=10206220939 Bebo] | ||
*[http://www.cafepress.com/alixhenriol Shitty Alix merchandise.] | *[http://www.cafepress.com/alixhenriol Shitty Alix merchandise.] | ||
*[http://www.movieeye.com/celebrity_addresses/details/39121/Alix_Henriol.html Dox here.] | *[http://www.movieeye.com/celebrity_addresses/details/39121/Alix_Henriol.html Dox here.] | ||
{{whores}} | {{whores}} |
Revision as of 15:23, 29 October 2012
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Alix Henriol = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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alixhenriol, self-titled "Sonic's Wife", is a 23 year old French bitch with about half a high school diploma and no job who lives amidst her own feces in her parent's attic. She is most famous for her complete obsession and devotion for a fictional character, in this case Sonic the Hedgehog. As if this wasn't enough, that cunt is also known for her extreme narcissism, borderline personality disorder and unflinching greed.
Sonic Passion
That cunt seems to have the mistaken idea that the world actually gives a shit about her utterly meaningless existence and constantly endeavors to garner attention (good or bad) for herself by ANY means necessary. But things weren't always like this, there was a time, long ago, when that cunt was simply a deluded interonaut with an extremely creepy obsession for a non-existent woodland mammal.
—Clearly the thoughts of a sane and rational being. |
That cunt began her proselytizing of the "toonophile religion" in the Sonic Passion forums, for which she was (and still is) administrator. She gained the reputation as being a little too devout and obsessed with this particular character, even amongst her fellow forumites. That's right, people who can honestly sit here and say that they want to be legally married to a fictional character think that she's too obsessed. This may have something to do with the fact that her site seemed to be nothing but an immense circle jerk between herself and the few other sad sad people who visited the site. Or perhaps it was her continued, almost desperate, insistence that she would die for Sonic in all sorts of disturbing ways. Regardless of the cause she soon began to drive away any but the most hardened of fans while also building herself somewhat of a fan base (which numbers somewhere between 0 and 7).
Currently Sonic Passion is a pay site and requires the investment of something like 50 bucks in order to be privy to that cunt's sexual delusions. It seems to have become less about Sonic and more about a tight cluster of very lonely men jacking off to the thought of that cunt masturbating with her Sonic dildos.
- Link to Sonic Passion
- Link to Sonic Passion yourspace
- Link to toonophile planet,a Sonic Passion clone made by that cunt's bff
I AM FAMOUS NO SRSLY I AM
That cunt's fame started back in June 26th 2005, when starring in the online article "Sonic Passion a case study on idiots". Since the article was created, that cunt craves the attention that it has naturally attracted. Craving attention means doing anything to get people to care about her, no matter what--whether it's a lap dance or a crazy rant, if you got the money, she'll give it to you. So now, she makes tons of sites about herself, takes sexy pictures, and makes everybody worship her worm infested cunt. She believes that people admire her or are jealous of her (or BOTH), everybody loves her, and soon she will be rich and famous. She doesn't seem to realize that people are laughing AT her, not WITH her.
—Yes, cunt. That's why you take so many pictures of yourself almost nude. |
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omg i so sekksy
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Nope. Totally not trying to draw attention.
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No GOTIS here.
Narcissistic personality disorder
Self-proclaimed Princess Queen Goddess Alix has an ego the size of Asia and firmly wants to become a billionaire since she considers herself deserving of all the money and attention of the world. She takes each one of her negative publicities as a compliment and her ego grows with whatever attention she receives, good or bad. If you were to visit her official website you could even notice that she's saved the wholeness of her deleted Youtube hater's videos, which she is now archiving as real trophies.
—And there she is, doing the complete opposite of her original intentions |
Her minions
The people who are willing to pay to enter Sonic Passion are, of course, batshit crazy. They are the people who seriously want to have babies with Eggman, Mario and Tetris blocks. They are willing to defend that cunt's reputation no matter what, even in the face of undeniable proof of her greed, attention whoring, and general bitchness. One of her biggest fans is a man known as PaulandAmy, a sonic fag in his twenties and still having sexual fantasies about a per-pubescent hedgehog. Also notable, is that Alix Hernriol has a fanpage on Facebook, where people talk about their feelings towards her and answer questions she asks. Be sure to visit there and link them to this educational page that shows how they can better the world around them.
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A robophile from Sonic Passion
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You don't wanna know what else he does to this doll
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A blog entry from the robophile above. Apparently,he had children with amy.
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Amy pleasures him every night!
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His mom walked in on him fucking amy
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I WILL PROTECT AMY NO MATTER WHAT!
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Comic from amy's husband.
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His power is off the charts!!!
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Poor swordrat can't have sex with his girl yet
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Swordrat with his misushi doll
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Shadowfox loves shadow
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Harry Brightwell is married to mina mongoose
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Harry's fursona
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Looks like the toonophiles are making some sort of movie...
Real?
It has been debated whether that cunt is really a nutcase, or is just starving for attention. The way she gets naked so easily and begs for money points to her just being an attention whore. Once upon a time, years ago, she loved Sonic (or at least that's what she claimed). But now, she just wants your attention and money --she wants to be a somebody, to be famous. A few years from now, she'll be a crackwhore, still dreaming of becoming a movie star and/or a magazine cover whore.
—That cunt |
—That cunt |
—That cunt isn't the furry queen anymore. |
Robophile quotes
—toonophile paul rhodes. If you tell him Amy is fictional,he'll sue you. His wife is his religion. |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Rule 34 and fanart
See Also
External Links
- The article that started her fame.
- Her website.
- Other website.
- Her e-mail
- Her MySpace
- Her YouTube
- Her Facebook
- Her fans' Facebook.
- Bebo
- Shitty Alix merchandise.
- Dox here.
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