Jessi Slaughter

DERP.

I'M NOT A WHORE

4chan's Parental Advisory Board: exposing bad parenting since 2003.

YOU DUN GOOFED!

	“	Ello Im Jessi Toxic Slaughter. I Can Be A Bitch In The Ass If I Want To. Im Scenekore And Its Siq! Im Bi. I <3 Pandas! I LOVE The Band Blood On The Dance Floor! Im Taken By Mah Lovely Death Matt. I Listen To Techno, Raver, Crunkcore And Screamo. Im In A Band Called Girls Get Druged! I Party Till I Pass Out And I Fuck Till I Bleed. Im Meh and Only Me I Cant Be Tamed.	„
	—Jessi Slaughter via Tumblr

Jessi Slaughter ("Kerligirl13", powerword: Jessica Leonhardt) is a disturbed 11-year-old girl posing as a 16-year-old, potential Maury guest and chronic sufferer of GOTIS. Jessi wants you to know that she is so much prettier than you, has more friends, and more people like her and so mature for her age that her parents, Gene and Dianne, turn a blind eye when it comes to her extracurricular activities: partying until she passes out, fucking until she bleeds and telling anyone and everyone who'll listen all about her crazy life on YouTube.

In mid-July, 2010 Jessi's considerable body of work came to the attention of 4chan's Parental Advisory Board who -being the diligent, conscientious, upright e-citizens they are- thought that her unprotected Internets shenanigans were cause for concern and that the authorities, (if not her seemingly asleep-at-the-wheel parents), should be alerted to what appeared to be a case of either negligent parenting and/or a cry for help from an out of control youngster acting out in cyberspace (where noone can hear you scream).

Backstory

In the beginning, she put a Glock in your mouth and made a brain slushie

4chan originally got interested when a /b/tard put down the bong for a few moments and stumbled across the video, starting off yet another "you rage, you lose" cancer thread causing it to quickly go viral. While most agree that /b/ is not anyone's personal army, much like when someone hits a cat, they joined together and immediately flooded the comments with RAGE and hæt. The resulting shitstorm gave birth to the lulzcow that is Jessi Slaughter.

The typical pattern of birthing this lulzcow has progressed since last Thursday. Anon trolled several of her accounts and through the use of extensive investigative journalism her dox were discovered and shared.

And So It Begins

Originally, the video was posted to Tumblr by two straight edge girls with gaping holes in their ears, named Autopsical and Caged Owl. It was spammed thousands of times to other Tumblr users, which inspired our muse to respond with a heavy amount of GOTIS using her whorish good looks. The power of Tumblr and /b/ led to the rampant sexual obsession). In turn, Jessi went into full defense mode, using her formidable wit to deploy sharp "comebacks" in an attempt to look super cool and awesome, while of course failing miserably.

Since getting on YouTube and making threats was so effective at dissuading trolls from harrassing her, the attack didn't end. Anonymous' talented Internet Detectives used their powerful skills of deduction to find Jessi's Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace. As an eleven-year-old whore, Jessi accepted all friend requests; even from accounts with ridiculous names, such as I.P. Freely and Pedobear (SRSLY), resulting in anons obtaining her email address and place of residence.

With this, anons shifted into a full-out Pizza-and-UPS-box-attack on the hapless target and numerous Craigslist whores in the area were recruited to pay her a visit. Finally, moralfags started their usual screaming of unfair play, finally bringing an end to the raid's momentum, much to the detriment of everyone's collective lulz.

She then decided to make a Tumblr account that was subsequently deleted, in order to helpfully show off her ex-girlfriend from the 4th grade and claim she "haz moar titz than u!" while posting pictures in bikinis with a pushup bra underneath.

You Dun Goofed

As if Jessi hadn't had enough, she released two new videos of herself crying hysterically while her father (a distant relative of Yosemite Sam) and his awesome child-molester mustache (molestache) going completely ape shit bonkers, screaming at the computer over the IRL and OL trolling they've just endured, despite previously stating: "You know what? You don't faze me!" while addressing her 'haters' in her first video. Throughout the new videos, Jessi cries that: "her life is ruined" and that she's "going through hell", while her father spits out instant classics such as "you dun goofed", "I've backtraced your emails" and that the "cyberpolice are on their way". The result of these actions means that "the consequences will never be the same."

Dun Goofed Part 1

Dun Goofed Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Lulz were had by all. Despite the fact that the original thread 404'd, over 9000 new threads soon followed and even a musical mixing of Mel C with her dad and his consequences was spawned. In an attempt to stop the hate, she deleted her MySpace account.

Much of /b/ already hopes for Jessi to be their next An Hero, but that is unlikely since she was soon seen back on Stickam, smiling, whoring and telling everyone shes 'fine'. How and why her parents didn't set fire to her computer right then and there will forever be one of life's mysteries and probably a better question for the Child Services to waste time on.

Internets Reaction

Within a day or so, The Daily Anti-Lulz ran an article on their blog. Surprisingly enough, they wrote a fairly balanced and non-hysterical story on the subject, although it is filled with lulzy quotes throughout, such as:

	“	Normally, we find fears about kids on the Internet the product of technophobic hysteria. But this case is a very good argument for why parents should at least be vaguely aware of what their kids are up to on the Internet. Is your 11 year-old girl embroiled in an underage sex scandal with the lead singer of a popular emo band? Is she threatening to shoot people on YouTube videos? Maybe now is the time to invest in good parental control software before she becomes a meme.	„
	—Sounds like fairly solid advice.

	“	/b/ and the chans are nature's response to making kids wear bike helmets and seatbelts; how else can the universe weed out the retards?	„
	—logruszed (thanks?)

	“	Unfortunately for everyone involved, someone posted it to the Internet's scariest hive mind: 4Chan.org's /b/ board and Tumblr.	„
	—Scary indeed.

	“	I have a theory that 4Chan is just the Storm Botnet gone sentient. If that is indeed the case, the world is about to be enslaved by the equivalent of an omnipresent 15 year old with entitlement issues and a firm belief that indifferently co-opting culture is the same as ironic reflection.	„
	—Fantasticos_Ganymede, being as pretentious as humanly possible while discussing a camwhore

	“	This is what 11-year-olds are like??? And I just bought my niece of the same age a Playmobil boat for her birthday? I feel such a fool	„
	—bawhide (yes and yes)

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Despite the fact that the Gawker article itself is relatively objective, the comments section of the article is an absolute goldmine of trollable liberals. Unfortunately, one needs to 'audition' and be approved for commenting like it's a fucking orchestra, and any hint of attempted lulzmaking or trolling will lead to an almost-instant banhammer. Nevertheless, it's worth seeing how the pretentious NORPs react to something Internet nerds see often. Most are absolutely shocked that an underage girl would be stripping on the Internet voluntarily without realizing that her semi-nudity is barely the biggest issue. Fact is, if she had just gotten naked and kept her stupid trap shut, she'd likely be beloved by the same people who want to make her disappear forever right now.

Beyond Gawker, /b/ has still been on a seemingly nonstop Jessi Slaughter post-fest, with a related thread polluting the front page on nearly every refresh. Most anons are asking for noodz while the rest are either looking to cause more grief to her and her family or be moralfags by talking about how she's just a little girl and should be left alone.

Failblog posted the reaction video under the title "Understanding of the Internet Fail". The comments section exploded with moralfags and white knights whining that it wasn't funny to make fun of a spoiled brat or her technologically impotent daddy. Members of 4chan came quickly to get a little attention by trolling the NORP commenters.

On July 19th, Urlesque picked up on the story as well. While the article does make one-dimensional "oh no, they shouldn't have harassed her" statements to appease the NORPs and soccer moms who frequent the site, the article in effect states that she was asking for it.

	“	Decrying the trolls is sort of like decrying a gang of thugs who mugged a guy wandering dark alleys wearing a suit made of hundred dollar bills. The girl was posting suggestive photos of herself, threatening people who posted nasty comments about her videos and taunting her bullies. In other words, this girl was inviting it.	„
	—Couldn't have said it any better.

Some Troll's Facebook message to the mother (was emailed to me by my friend Anonymous)

"Your daughter: Distributed nude photographs of herself. Went on a live cam chat and performed all sorts of sexual behaviors. Made threatening youtube videos towards people she didn't like/who disagreed with her/said mean things about her

The "brain slushy" video was of her talking about putting a gun in someones mouth and pulling the trigger.

Personally, I blame you and your obviously meth-addicted husband, and was 100% involved with the actions taken against your daughter. This wasn't cyber-bullying, this was a group of proactive individuals trying to smack a little sense into a kid who's quite obviously getting zero discipline from you and your meth addicted husband.

This is not a threat.

This is a fair warning.

If Jessi does not have her internet access revoked, by you. Then I will be forced to compile as much evidence against you and your husband as necessary and will be contacting child protective services to the effect of having your daughter removed from your household.

Responsibility should not fall on anyone's shoulders besides your own. I am not responsible for what happen to your family, nor is anyone else who was involved in the actions taken against you.

You are responsible.

I do not want to see your daughter anywhere on the internet for the next 4 years. I do not want to open my favorite image board sites or photobucket and stumble across disgusting photos of your daughter.

You are responsible for your child's well being.

You failed to maintain said well-being.

And... Now... You've suffered the consequences.

And they'll never... ever... be the same."

Police Protection?

The whole ordeal in a nutshell.

Gawker continued its Jessi Slaughter coverage with a story on her alleged need for police protection. According to Gawker's sources, Jessi and her family have been receiving death threats, resulting in Jessi's being taken into police custody and placed in a safe house for a short period of time. Apparently, a judge also took the necessary action by banning Jessi from the Internet; something that any parent who isn't on a 24-hour-a-day meth- and Jack Daniels-fueled stupor would already have done. Unfortunately for Jessi (and the entire world), the order only lasted 3 days, at which point even more faggotry can be expected to emanate from the bowels of Dunnellon, Florida.

Gawker conducted a brief phone interview with the parents, who opened their mouths and subsequently eliminated all doubt about their mental state. When her mother was asked about the "brain slushie" video, her response was: "I haven't seen it... I don't even go on the computer."

As the interview continued, Jessi's parents claimed that they were "under 24/7 police surveillance", with the father further expressing that he just "wants his life back" and his "daughter's life back". If there's one thing that the interview made clear, it's that Jessi's parents are completely oblivious to the irony that the choices their out-of-control daughter's made are directly responsible for the absolute shitshow their world has become. Jessi's father admitted that Child Protective Services became involved, which is also "something they never wanted".

	“	There have been no death threats or threats of harm in any way [towards Jessi or her family]	„
	—An update according to the Florida Sheriff's department.

The update goes on to say that they are only investigating the possibility of pornographic pictures of her online, as well as a few prank calls that referenced them, implying that the family may have been exaggerating the situation a bit. If you left a mean comment the cyber police will find you!

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Jessi Wisdom

“   TO THE GUY WHO STOLE JESSI'S PASSWORD (shaunn?) (forgive my english): So you wanna be a hacker huh? This is a start... a mistake, actually... but mistakes are good cause you can learn from them ;) Stealing a password from a 12 years old girl is not hacking... In this case you just proved to be a little "attention whore" I know that you wanted to have fun, but you should learn the difference between having fun WITH someone and making fun OF someone. We have a limited amount of time on this earth, so please, from now on use it in a constructive manner. This time you just acted like a mindless bully who goes around destroying sand castles on the beach. If some people keep making sands castles while other people keep destroying them, we'll always be at the same point. But if you put your hours of work into something constructive, maybe you can help us make the world a better place. Hatred produces more hatred, and love produces love. All you guys who spent the last days trolling Jessi should stop for a second and think "what the fuck am I doing with my time?". Jessi is a pretty nice and funny girl, she wants to become a famous singer and she's putting a lot of effort into making herself known. I think she's good, and she has a future. If you don't think so, just ignore her, and use your time to do something useful. If you keep wasting your time like this in ten years she will probably be a famous singer enjoying her millions, while you're still in your basement making fun of little girls. Sorry for the rant ;)   „     —Words of a moraltroll she posted on her piczo.     “   OK EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A JOKE TODAY I FOUND OUT I AM PREGNANT.THE LAST PERSON I HAD SEX WITH IS DAHVIE 1 MONTH AGO!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. MUH PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME WHEN EVER THEY FIND OUT! I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST. FUCK!!!   „     —Someone posing as Jessi Slaughter on her owned piczo (28th July)     “   i havent had muh period yet so i cant get pregnant and yeh we had lots of fun fucking i rubbed her clit until she screamed and squirted. try and tell me that doesnt count.   „     — Jessi Slaughter, summing up the argument against abstinence only sexual education on her Tumblr.     “   I don’t want to get arrested… I'm sorry guys. I really am. I just figured that picture was all over 4chan and ebaumsworld and everything. And it reallly isnt child porn is it? You couldnt seee anything, it was like seeing me in a bathing suit. people that are minors post pictures of themselves in bathing suits all the time. like i did. and you really couldnt see anything in that last picture. so is everyone on tumblr going to get arrested then for distribution of child porn? and ebaums world? and my impersonators posting stuff too? im sorry, please reply to this with a serious answer? im trying my best to type right for you guys and everything. anyone?   „     —Jessi Slaughter, demonstrating her atrocious fifth-grade education.     “   Dont judge me, you don't have the right to. You don't know what I've been through. You don't know what I've felt or what I feel right now so do something better with your time then judge someone you know nothing about.   „     —Jessi Slaughter, thinking that her feelings make her stupidity forgivable.     “   I don't suck at singing, people just think I do.   „     —Jessi Slaughter, showing her concern for public tastes as an aspiring entertainer.     “   We've had may, many death threats, We're afraid to leave the house. We're afraid to go to bed. We're sleeping in shifts, my husband and I am. I want my life back. I want my daughter's life back   „     —Dianne Leonhardt     “   As a father, I was just trying to support my daughter and get people to stop hating…   „     —Gene Leonhardt, father of the year, on why he puts up with his daughter’s shit.     “   i came out wen i was 10 and? in 5th grade and i lost alot of friends but atleast muh mom still suported meh   „     — -Jessi Slaughter in a JewTube comment on 12/13/2010 Previous Quote | Next Quote

Pregnancy and Miscarriage at age 12

Must be a cookie craving

Her blog post naming Dahvie Vanity as the father

It was November 2010 and one of Jessi's school friends was talking to her in an audio chat which Jessi did not know was being recorded. Jessi's turncoat "friend" posted this conversation on jewtube where it caught the attention of many. Subsequently, for reasons which are a mystery, she (skullqueen1234567 on youtube) attempted to remove the video from the Internet, possibly during a criminal investigation which stemmed from the video. In this long conversation, we get a mixture of accurate information and lies. She claims she would become the mother of one of Andy's babies on "May 2nd". The part about Andy being the father was total bullshit, which prompted a backlash from the girls at her school, as well as the "BVB army," the BlackVeiledBrides fan community. The real father was Giovanni Jones, who is 4 years older than her. A possible /b/tard, he noticed her after GMA and made contact. He flew all the way from New York to Florida where he spent about 2 weeks there towards the end of summer break. He subsequently returned to New York to make only one additional visit in early January at which time he took some nudes on his iPhone, after fucking her a few times, and broke up with her. After weeks of Jessi desperately pleading with him not to break up with her, she finally tried to kill herself on January 25th, 2011, which resulted in a miscarriage. Little is known about the incident other than that sleeping pills may have been used.(the proceeding comment has been removed by the cyber police)

Jessi's New Home

On February 17, 2011, Jessi was placed in foster care. A religious organization known as the Heart of Florida Youth Ranch is now her legal guardian. The HOFYR is a tightly-controlled pseudo-prison for mentally disturbed youngsters who also happen to believe in Christ, coincidentally. Jessica is ferried to North Marion Middle School via Short Bus from her facility. Prior to her placement at HOFYR, she attended Dunnellon Middle School. The main switchboard for the ranch can be reached at (352) 595-7100, their fax number is (352) 595-4135, and the directors' email is [email protected] and [email protected] The ranch consists of a team of care providers and several domiciles; more specific information about which domicile she is in is not yet available.

HOFYR: 15833 US 301 North Citra, FL 32113

Her Father Dun Goofed

Oh, the delicious irony of it all!

Jessi's father, who has been identified as Gene Leonhardt, was arrested on March 25th, 2011 after punching his daughter from an argument and gave her bloody and swollen lips (which should have happened long ago). When asked about the situation, Leonhardt had claimed that his daughter started the problem by punching him first and he replied back with a bitch slap to her face, letting her know her place. Leonhardt had also reported to the authorities that his daughter was wearing "theatrical blood", possibly as a means to make her injuries more convincing (or she wanted to go for a more emo look). Though with this news, /b/ surprisingly didn't talk much about it as many would believe they would considering how they just can't let old and stale things die. One of the witnesses of said event had claimed that Jessi ran out her house crying out "They're hurting me!" (which pretty much proves that kids these days can't take a little beating and are straight pussies). Despite the consequences this event caused, Jessi's father has pleaded not guilty to child abuse charge and is free on $5000 bond.

March 16, 2011: Jessi Goes Hardcore at 12 years old

Around January 3, 2011, Jessi fully revealed her tits, pussy, and ass for cameraman and then-boyfriend Giovanni Jones. On March 16th, the photos emerged on the Internet and by March 27th, they were circulating around Jessi's school. This only compounded restrictions placed on her Internet usage since she had been placed in foster care following her father's violence against her on February 17th. To our knowledge, foster care is where she remains. There, state-appointed guardians do an excellent job of keeping her off the Internet; something her father could never do.

April, 2011

In a second-hand account by Jessi's ex-boyfriend Giovanni, he recounts some of the more recent events that have taken place since March. Between the February 17th smackdown and some time in April, Jessi was not only in foster care, but in a mental hospital again for an extended period of time after her 2nd suicide attempt since Giovanni left. Thanks to the diligent work of Anonymous, Jessica returned to school in April to already have a reputation. Immediately, she tried to kill herself again and she was much more successful than before. For at least 2 weeks she was in a coma.

August, 2011: Death of Gene Leonhardt

On Aug. 11, 2011, Jessi's father died of a massive heart attack. Goodnight, sweet prince. The same day, one of Jessi's schoolmates uploaded a video of Jessi faking apologies when she really was adding another notch to her belt.

Some things never change.

ATTENTION

At no point in this video does Jessi apologize for attacking 4chan, it is a fake apology to Blood On The Dance Floor.

Moar Pics

Some /b/tard managed to dig up moar n00ds after unconfirmed reports of Jessi having a Skype. And she's STILL illegal. The picture was deleted quickly, but nevertheless, despite restrictions, she is still more than capable of being a huge jailbait whore.

Part Deux?

As of March 6th 2012, we know that Jessi is back at it.

She has a new tumblr and stickam. (see external links)

In her stickam chat, she said "I don't care if my nudes are out there..." and "I'm glad my dad is dead, he hit me..." while demonstrating her deep throating skills on a hairbrush handle.

Note, she is back home with her mother, but closely supervised. In the video she says "I'm not on Facebook", however, that is a lie; her Facebook is here

Jessi gets very heavy periods.

Jessi shows off a new trick she learned in the group home.

Boyfriend #4

On March 7, 2012, Jessi announces her 4th boyfriend, Dante Volkert, a half-Japanese guy who doesn't even live in Florida. DOB; January 24, 1995. (This makes him 17 while she's 13.)

Damien Ciel Jessi Think's She Is A Boy

Like Chris-chan Jessi can't be happy with her gender.

Allegedly, Jessi wants to become a man. She claims she used to dress up as a boy when she was just a tiny little brat. It's becoming obvious that Jessi is just a confused, stupid teenager with no clue what she wants in life, so she covers it up by acting like a whore on the internet.

I look like a crack whore with my shitty eyeliner!

Just you wait, faggots, she'll be begging for money to have sexual reassignment surgery if she doesn't grow out of this tranny phase in the next couple years.

Now, the question remains...where is her mom? It is painfully, pathetically obvious no one is policing Jessi's behavior on or off the internet since she returned home from foster care. Who in their right mind lets their daughter leave the house looking like a balding five cent crack whore?

Yet Another Suicide Attempt

According to the garbage that she continues to post of her tumblr, Jessi Slaughter has yet again attempted suicide. On July 2nd of 2012, Jessi Slaughter's mother waltzed on into Jessi's room and told her that she is hated, and should just An Hero and get it over with. Jessi then posted a whiny blog about how shitty her mother is. Not longer afterwards, the trolls of tumblr took notice of said whiny blogs and began to encourage Jessi to do as she was told. She then opened a tinychat titled "Damien's Death Cam" and told everyone to watch at 12 EST. Everyone was excited until she posted another blog, saying that she is too huge of a pussy to go through with it. She ceased to blog for a few days afterwards, and claims to have been hospitalized after her attempted suicide for those days. Failed suicide attempt Jessi posted this picure of her scars paper cuts shortly after apparently being released from hospital. Anyone who even vaguely knows of someone who has attempted to become An Hero is well aware that attempted An Heroes don't come back for a long while, Jessi, and you certainly wouldn't go back into the care of your mother, so please stop making such stupid cries out for attention until you are really ready to become An Heroine.

Never go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Jessi, we know you're pregnant.

Jessi Gets Knocked Up Again

Pictures posted on July 28th seem to indicate that the 5th or 6th boyfriend knocked her up, and she is WELL into her second pregnancy.

Who knocked up slaughter?

It's July 24th, 2012 and Google trends shows as a spike in searches on Jessi Slaughter 20x the average daily volume. A careful read of the Damien Ciel Jessi's tumblr reveals that she recently broke up with her 6th boyfriend to once again make room for her 5th boyfriend, known only as Scott. It begs the question, why bother breaking up with anyone when you can just as easily fuck them all at once? God gave you three holes for a reason.

Compounding matters, she is moving from Dunnellon to an as-yet undetermined location, probably elsewhere in Florida and within the Dunnellon school district, but more information is needed. Her stepmother cannot pay the rent anymore, but Jessi is seriously considering having the baby anyway. Jessi has also expressed an interest in the movie Juno as of late.

August 30, 2012 Tumblr entrys: Guess what! Her name is either Claudia or December and she’s gonna be here in February.

WTF

morning sickness at 5 pm

SCOTT AIN’T MY BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!!

Drug Use During Pregnancy

CHILD FETUS ABUSE IN PROGRESS

Despite claims that she is "Straight Edge", Jessi Slaughter uploaded this photo on September 22nd 2012, in what should be the 4th month of her pregnancy. The photo shows her taking an unidentified drug a smartie or mint, which will no doubt render her new bastard a vegetable. Under Florida law, there is nothing that says what she's doing is child abuse. She does not intend to get an abortion, even if her child is deformed.

Self Harm During Pregnancy

Some things never change, no doubt she will teach all her knife skills to her child, like mother like daughter.

Maybe she thinks this is an abortion

Paper cuts: The leading cause of death in Halloween 2012

Seriously fucked up

Because looking like a cancer patient is sexy to Jessi

Jessi Starts Attending Online School Because of Bullying

On November 23, 2012, Damien Jessi confirmed that she was no longer attending Dunnellon High School, but is instead attending an online school, perhaps for the rest of her tenure in high school. Because when a 14-year-old gets pregnant, she's old enough to make her own decisions, including the decision to create new life... but is not old enough to withstand criticism for being a filthy, rotten, whore.

WAAAAAH, WAAAAAH, somebody call the WAAAAAHMBULANCE! Those school kids can be so meen!

See Also

• Adrian Chen
• Blood on the Dance Floor
• Boxxy
• BrokeNCYDE
• Camwhores
• Gawker
• Hayley Nightmare
• Jessi Slaughter/Timeline
• Katy
• MissSunkistCarmen
• Operation /b/ipolar
• Scenewhore
• Scumbag Steve

Contact dox

• Skype shinigamikilla
• Email: [email protected]

External Links

• IRC where serious business happens.
• Jewgrounds Soundboard of her father

• A remix made of 'us ruining her life'.

• CYBERPOLICE Gear

News

• Gawker article: "How the Internet Beat Up an 11 Year Old Girl"

• The Art of Trolling: Inside a 4chan Smear Campaign

• SF Gate blog post on Jessi
• JESSI SLAUGHTER UNDER CYBER POLICE PROTECTION?
• some old media reacts
• Shitty excuses every bad parent should use. The momlogic.com interview.
• Good Morning America: Jessi Slaughter Has No Plans To Log Off Internet Despite Death Threats (WARNING: Rules 1 and 2 have been broken!)
• CNN.com story (two weeks late, CNN!)
• Gawker article (5 days late): "Jessi Slaughter’s Dad, of ‘You Done Goofed’ Fame, Dies"
• Twitter: "Remember U DONE GOOFED / BACKTRACE DAD? Dead at 53. http://t.co/vO7klFf"
• Jessi Slaughter covered by 97.1FM KEGL's Russ Martin Show July 20, 2010 6:30-7:30am CDT
• The Smoking Gun: The Real-Life Tumult Of An Online Meme Records detail police contact with "Jessi Slaughter"

Pics

• Most of her pictures can be found here. Stolen from her myspace page

Profiles

Facebooks

•  JessiRoseLovesYew
• Dianne Leonhardt
• Damien Ciel
• Her shitty band's page

StickAms

• Stickam
• Stickam 2

Tumblrs

• gorgonize-the-masses
• damienciel

YouTubes

• ShinigamiKilla Only contains a video of a demo of Jessi's so called band(yes it's as shit as it sounds)

Others

• Website for her new clothing line It will always say No products found.
• xxrawrmonsterxx
• shinigamikilla (More Recent)

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