Grove/fanglekai

long ass irc log of me lawyering the fuck out of fanglekai for personal enjoyment

scroll down to some big plus signs for an interesting chat 

<hxc> [09:13:55] its because im not here
<DarthVineman> [09:15:11] Baloney
<fanglekai> [09:26:46] hellish get new hosting NAO plz
<fanglekai> [09:26:59] and get clover to fix the site
<hxc> [09:27:12] whose clover
<fanglekai> [09:27:22] lol if u posted on totse you'd know
<hxc> [09:27:30] well i dont so whose clover
(<^>++NOTE++ i dont know who clover is, i always go to hellish to get site things done with totse like setting up the irc or DFG for shit on the forum - for the record hxc is the sysadmin and has his own channels but idles in #totse and helps people out a lot ++ tptd just likes to talk to people and say goofy things to people on Internet Relay Chat ++++++)
<fanglekai> [09:27:38] what do you mean whose
<fanglekai> [09:27:45] whose is a possessive adjective
<hxc> [09:27:46] what do u think i mean
<hxc> [09:27:47] ok
<hxc> [09:28:12] but u still haven't told me who clover was
<fanglekai> [09:28:24] a programmer dur
<hxc> [09:28:24] thats the subject of conversation atm
<hxc> [09:28:38] does he go by the nick 'Slpctrl'
<hxc> [09:28:43] on irc?
<fanglekai> [09:28:54] i don't know
<hxc> [09:29:24] because a guy named slpctrl came on irc and claimed 2 be a programmer and joined this other network i told him to join and he used the nick clover
<fanglekai> [09:29:38] ok then that's probably him
<fanglekai> [09:29:41] clover joined and wants to FIX SHIT
<hxc> [09:30:36] http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=2233464
<hxc> [09:30:37] lold
<hxc> [09:31:08] I just pissed on a preying mantis' face! LOL FUCKING PWNED MANTIS! SlpCtrl: 1 Mantis: 0 OOOWNNNNEEDDD. It felt so good, when he started to spread his wings I made sure to piss on those and soak 'em down real good too. This'll probably be the last post zoklet gets from me, so enjoy it.
<***> Playback Complete.
<abrn> lol
<abrn> its totse hacked
<abrn> scrolling up on chats
<abrn> okay so i have something to tell you
<abrn> this was what i was planning
<abrn> fanglekai~|~ on a scale of one to pissed how completely enraged ar you right now and lets discuss why
<fanglekai> lawl wut
<tptd> im about to ddos fanglekai
<fanglekai> lawl
<fanglekai> u think so?
<tptd> go ahead and laugh
<tptd> fanglekai.txt has been created, ur officially on my shitlist kid
<abrn> tptd is just a bitch he touch digs to dog dicks or whatever the fuck tptd stands for
<fanglekai> LOL fanglekai.txt
<tptd> shut the fuck up ^
<fanglekai> have fun with that ip
<fanglekai> i connect via proxy
<abrn> fanglekai~|~ how do you feel about the hacking and it not being able to be resolved
<tptd> wowowo omg how will i ever dox/ddos/swat and ruin your life now
<fanglekai> lawl ur so tuff
<fanglekai> come suck my dragoncock
<tptd> listen up u little shit
<fanglekai> who the fuck is this nigger
<tptd> ive ruined lives for far less
<fanglekai> does he even post on totse?
<tptd> i hacked totse
<tptd> im gonna get ur ip from the database i saved onto my computer
<fanglekai> you hacked totse
<tptd> ya bitch
<fanglekai> you aren't speaking in arabic
<tptd> no shit
<fanglekai> yawn
<fanglekai> so abrn u planned this?
<fanglekai> you got some guy to hack totse?
<abrn> yeah
<abrn> you cock suckers deserved it
<abrn> no you fucking dicklick where did you learn how to talk online
<fanglekai> wut
<abrn> i was just curious about what feelings and issues were raised by a fellow mod in regards to the current hacking and lack of resolution at the moment
<fanglekai> a fellow mod lol
<fanglekai> so you have this tptd guy claiming to have hacked totse
<fanglekai> and you let him sit here in the channel
<abrn> yeah im going to kick him for saying words on irc
<tptd> ``let" me
<tptd> if i got kicked id take this whole network down
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* CompuServ gives voice to spazz
<fanglekai> who the fuck is this nigger
<tptd> then id dox everyone individually
<abrn> why are you discussing the stupid shit here for some social anxiety disorder misdrective reason
<abrn> i mean i guess your feelings hurt easily its pretty easy to ignore or tell him to fuck off or talk shit back in a skillled manner
<abrn> you cant just believe the things that people say on irc and let them effect you emotionally
<abrn> or anywhere on internet
<abrn> HAVENT U EVER READ YOUTUBE COMMENTS U KNOW
<hxc> im pretty sure tptd is the real deal
<abrn> people are like FUCK YOU
<spazz> pokemon r gay
<fanglekai> y do u think im emotional
<hxc> because u are
<tptd> because ur freaking the fuck out
<fanglekai> lawl
<fanglekai> o yes freaking the FUCK out
<fanglekai> i want to know who this tptd nigger is
<tptd> why do u keep saying "nigger"
<fanglekai> and no one answered the question
<tptd> do u think ur being edgy
<abrn> but when a person on the internet poses a well thought out topic to discuss in #TOTSE about TOTSE to another personal on the same level ON TOTSE that is bitching about the hieracrhy and that mods need to improve and contribute to tose
<fanglekai> o so u r a nignog?
<hxc> u say lawl and lulz and wut but that doesn't cancel out ur other actions that exhibit emotional distress and instability
<tptd> white surban fat middle class, lives with mom and dad probably 17-23
<tptd> suburban***
<tptd> says nigger online cuz he thinks hes cool
<hxc> serbian
<abrn> then that is when it is time to internet relay CHAT
<fanglekai> lawl ok 
<fanglekai> he's serbian
<fanglekai> so he's a nignog
<hxc> no
<fanglekai> serbian = nignog
<hxc> he fucking mispelled suburban why are u so quick to jump on a typo is that really the only thing u can fault him @
<fanglekai> and why is a nignog allowed in the totse channel
<tptd> fanglekai:  why dont u shut the fuck up u god damn idiot
<abrn> you are still just getting sucked in to the misdirected way out by being trolled by two random people instead of internet relay CHATTING me about TOTSE in the TOTSE INTERNET RELAY CHAT
<hxc> im black btw
<fanglekai> you need to get the porch monkey out of here
<spazz> HAHAHAHAHAH
<abrn> oh of course all you are thinking about is NOT IN MY SECRET PRIVATE TOTSE CLUB KICK TPTD OUT OF THE CHANNEL FOR SAYING THINGS TO ME ON IRC just like you did in the mod forum
<fanglekai> who the fuck is tptd
<spazz> NIGGGGGER JEW
<spazz> idk
<fanglekai> does he even post on totse?
<spazz> prolly not
<fanglekai> there's no on there named tptd
<tptd> no why would i use that piece of shti site
<fanglekai> so you just join the totse irc
<abrn> fanglekai~|~ why are you stll being emotionally wounded by some random fuckin guy on IRC when a mod is talking to YOU in TOTSE about TOTSE
<spazz> just duches that invade random irc?
<fanglekai> lawl random people invade ur irc?
<abrn> no
<spazz> i guess
<spazz> like hxc
<abrn> this isnt a fucking secret private club or dictatorship
<tptd> lawl porch monkey does he even poste on totse nigger lawl?
<hxc> hello abrn is chatting @ u can u shut the fuck up about tptd please u emo piece o`` shit
<fanglekai> wut private club?
<abrn> theres no reason to kick someone out of the channel if they arent doing shit but talking to you WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS
<hxc> because hes emo
<hxc> obviously
<fanglekai> i don't know what you're talkin about
<abrn> were  you left out of a lot of things in high school and made fun of because thats what you are acting like to me
<tptd> HOLY SHIT fanglekai... can u stop FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
<fanglekai> what private club
<fanglekai> lol u guise are funny
<abrn> fanglekai~|~ i eplained this all very fucking clearly if you read any of the 15 paragraphs i have typed on irc
<fanglekai> what paragraphs
<tptd> haha he spelled it ``guise" so he's unique and creative and clever
<abrn> the paragrapjhs about 
<hxc> i think fanglekai is too retarded to keep up w/ chats in here i think maybe thats why he went back to slashnet and idled in a channel that regularly has 3 people max
<abrn> 1. you being emotionally wonded and misdirecting the conversation
<abrn> 2. being and idiot and trying to kick people out instead of growing up and igrnoreing it
<abrn> 3. doing stupid shit instead of discussing totse or anyhting worthwhile but one liner shitty replies with memes in them
<fanglekai> ignoring what
<abrn> in the totse channel i might add
<abrn> i dont know why dont you read what the fuck i said like i just SAID A SECOND AGO
<fanglekai> do you even know what totse is about?
<tptd> hey fanglekai, i dont even post on totse and im in #totse what are u gonna do about it??
<abrn> wow
<abrn> thats why i added that if you arent going to discuss totse then discuss ANYTHING
<tptd> im about to NOT post on totse right now
<abrn> you are just BITCHING
<spazz> itt IDK
<abrn> NOT DISCUSSING
<spazz> ^^^^
<abrn> TOTSE IS FREEDOM
<abrn> DONT YOU FUCKING GET THIS
<fanglekai> uh ok
<fanglekai> it's freedom
<abrn> YOU ARE FREE TO BE ABSOLUTELY CLOSE MINDED SLOWR READING AND RETARDED
<fanglekai> so what's the deal
<fanglekai> close minded
<fanglekai> LOL
<tptd> fanglekai: grow up
<abrn> BUT IT MAKES ME QUESTION YOUR CHARACTER
<fanglekai> lern2type
<abrn> motherfucker totse is where you can talk about anything you want to talk about
<abrn> where you can find obscure to hilarious text files about anything you want to learn about
<fanglekai> yeah ok
<abrn> its where you can go into SG and ask any question that you cant answer elsewhere
<fanglekai> what's your point
<abrn> totse was always there for that
<fanglekai> and
<abrn> totse was always a home of the intelligently crazy
<abrn> you asked me what totse was 
<abrn> its pretty obvious that  you dont know
<fanglekai> it was full of kidiots
<fanglekai> lawl i was on totse since 01 nigger
<abrn> suck shit
<abrn> who the fuck are you
<DarthVineman> I'm JC Stanton
<abrn> nobody i ever rememebered reading a post of
<tptd> fanglekai is makin shit up
<fanglekai> hai vineman
<abrn> DarthVineman~|~ did you see this guy force me to textually own him
<abrn> its just pitiful
<fanglekai> lol
<abrn> fanglekai~|~ say something valid and of value
<fanglekai> you're talking about owning people........on irc?
<DarthVineman> If you think I've been paying attention
<DarthVineman> You're mistaken
<abrn> yeah
<fanglekai> lol
<fanglekai> hahahah
<fanglekai> o wow
<abrn> i just outlied everything about you that you were doing wrong
<hxc> fanglekai is not by any means a special chatter and even though he has been on totse for 20 years that doesnt grant him the ability to magically own people who are gifted shit talkers
<abrn> everything about you that made you a faggot at the exact moment that you were doing it
<fanglekai> better wipe the cheeto grease off your fingers and put down the mountain dew
<hxc> so please stop acting like u r the big shit thanks in advance
<tptd> yeah fanglekai got kind of destroyed and humiliated and id be embarassed 2 be him right now i tell u what
<abrn> i also did it in a manner which if you werent freaking the fuck out and read what i said you would have been able to STOP being a faggot
<abrn> then you just broke down into memes and even less valid things
<abrn> im not eveil i am quite wqilling to give you a 5th chance
<fanglekai> lawl
<fanglekai> i did a barrel roll nigga
<abrn> i will pose my original question again
<fanglekai> u can't hit shit when i b doin barrel rolls up in this bitch
<abrn> or if you can provide a subject worthwile and not STUPID AS FUCK i would love to discuss it
<hxc> i fully expect u to answer him this time around instead of freaking out about tptd owning u
<spazz> IRC is srs buisness
<spazz> mmmmK
<abrn> <abrn> i was just curious about what feelings and issues were raised by a fellow mod in regards to the current hacking and lack of resolution at the moment
<tptd> im gonna go finish doxing/ddosing every1 on my irc shitlist for the date of 10-28-10
<tptd> then ill get 2 u fanglekai 
<fanglekai> O WIN
<spazz> hxc, pokemon R GAY mmmmmK?
<fanglekai> vury gh3y
<abrn> fanglekai~|~ can you say something of fucking value
<DarthVineman> WUT
* DarthVineman kicks EVERYONE
<fanglekai> lol
<abrn> the manner in which you are pouring your retardation onto irc is resemblant of the 4000+ low quality one liner posts on totse
<fanglekai> u mad?
<abrn> no i dont give a fuck about you 
<abrn> you have made a complete fool of yourself
<hxc> u mad?
<fanglekai> lol
<hxc> u mad?
<tptd> fanglekai: on the level... why are u so reluctant 2 show some personality?
<fanglekai> this is irc
<abrn> i basically just lawyered you
<DarthVineman> I MAD
<fanglekai> u lawyered me??
<fanglekai> lawl
<abrn> yeah
<hxc> lawl
<tptd> i keep seeing some memes and lawls and shit
<tptd> and thats all fine or w/e
<fanglekai> ya very lulzy
<tptd> but i want 2 get to know the REAL u
<abrn> i just proved the case against you with 0 fault that you are nothing
<fanglekai> y u want to kno the real me
<abrn> the jury didnt even bother deliberating
<tptd> maybe we can be pals and i wont have 2 ruin ur life
<fanglekai> there are no juries
<fanglekai> this is irc
<hxc> hey can u make an eggdrop bot to say 'lawl' 'l o l' 'u mad?' and 'wut' and name it fanglekai and let abrn just own it all fucking day
<fanglekai> this is not srs bsns
<hxc> also 'this is irc'
<abrn> you have given me a very good example by your actions that you are completely deviod of independent thought
<fanglekai> u mad?
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* CompuServ gives voice to IceeWeiner
<hxc> sup IceeWeiner
<IceeWeiner> sup
<hxc> using the best irc client to ever exist i see
<IceeWeiner> not really
<abrn> icechat - the irc client cool people use
<abrn> isnt that the slogan
<hxc> yea
<hxc> it is
<spazz> looky at my stereo in TT
<fanglekai> are you guys done freaking out?
<spazz> ex stereo
<IceeWeiner> uh ok i guess
<DarthVineman> I'm freaking out, man.
<abrn> fanglekai~|~ im going to submit this log to totse when its unhacked and have a tribunal about your status as a thinking imagining human being
<fanglekai> i was talkin to hellish
<hxc> l o l
<fanglekai> i had something to ask him
<abrn> yeah like hellish talks on irc
<hxc> I just pissed on a preying mantis' face! LOL FUCKING PWNED MANTIS! SlpCtrl: 1 Mantis: 0 OOOWNNNNEEDDD. It felt so good, when he started to spread his wings I made sure to piss on those and soak 'em down real good too. This'll probably be the last post zoklet gets from me, so enjoy it.
<DarthVineman> Hellish says 3 words every 2 days
<DarthVineman> Generally those words are "totse is down"
<abrn> so fanglekai once you stop acting like a mother fucker
<fanglekai> meh i dont come in here so i wouldn't know that
<abrn> since you are so dedicated to totse
<abrn> why dont yo uwant to chat about the very serious state of affairs affecting the site that this channel and supposed the mods are dedicated to
<fanglekai> because it's irrelevant
<fanglekai> dur
<abrn> i was assuming due to your post count and level of dedication you would have some clues, info
<abrn> ?
<IceeWeiner> aren't you a mod?
<hxc> because he thinks someone else will always be there to fix his problems
<abrn> IceeWeiner~|~ yeah you missed fanglekai have a total emotional break down when i tried to discuss totse affairs with him in the totse channel of irc
<IceeWeiner> meh
<abrn> so IceeWeiner what forums do you post on excluding SG and/orHB
<IceeWeiner> i'm never online cause i have a life
<abrn> what u n2 


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<fanglekai> tahs true
<abrn> fanglekai~|~ you are approacing 5000 posts
<abrn> you are overly obsessed with totse and you are trying to make it your social club
<abrn> but now
<abrn> you dont even give a fuck
<abrn> i dont know which to believe
<abrn> you are dedicated, or you dont give a fuck about totse
<abrn> which is it boy
<fanglekai> lol
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<abrn> successful
<abrn> so Paco any info, tips, clues on the status of totse?
<abrn> i guess we cant here from dfg or hellish at the moment obviously
<Paco> nope
<DarthVineman> Well
<abrn> one theory i heard was that it was SlpCtrl
<DarthVineman> Hellish asked me about the hosting I offered
<DarthVineman> So I told him about it
<DarthVineman> And he promptly went AFK for 3 hours
<DarthVineman> Upon which he replied
<DarthVineman> <Hellish> hmm
<DarthVineman> <Hellish> Looks nice
<abrn> yeah remember when you already told him all about the hosting you offerened including specs ( awesom) and price (FREE) and he said i dont know and afk for 3 weeks
<DarthVineman> yep
<hxc> LOL
<abrn> oh and then you made a thread about it and everyone on totse said yeah rah rah lets get hosting DO IT DO IT and even another person offered free hosting
<DarthVineman> Lol yeah
<abrn> or that time that totse got hacked due to shitty coding, security, hosting, something and also goes down all the time because altuhost is terrible subpar hosting agency
<DarthVineman> They pay $7/month
<DarthVineman> What do you expect
<DarthVineman> yo abrn have you heard of Mumford & Sons?
<abrn> no
<DarthVineman> They only have one album, you should give it a listen
<abrn> have you head that playstation is making a phoine
<DarthVineman> lol.