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| [[Image:Child-abduction-real.jpg|thumb|450px|center|The Original<br>[[How Do I Shot Web?|How does i removed caption?]]]]
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| The '''Child Abduction''' meme was started on the 4th of May 2007, and it is generally a picture of [[Futurama|Bender]] from the show ''[[Futurama]]'' with the words "Child Abduction" written on it, making it appear as though he is a [[pedophile]].
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| [[Image:Child-abduction-1.jpg|thumb|Not even God can help you now.]]
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| ==Originality==
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| Child Abduction meme was originally started when a [[4chan|4chon]] [[weeaboo]] started a cancerous thread on /b/ asking people to help him fix his real life television. His television would show the caption "CHILD ABDUCTION" on the top right of his screen, so he turned to [[b/|/b/]] for [[troll|wisdom and guidance]].
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| [[Image:Child-Abduction-rl-11.jpg|thumb|[[Pedobear]] [[DO NOT WANT|does not approve]] of this new feature.]]
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| ==Amber Alerts==
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| The caption on his television was actually an Amber alert. Amber Alerts are [[Awesome|distributed via commercial radio stations, satellite radio, television stations, and cable TV by the Emergency Alert System, as well as via e-mail, electronic traffic-condition signs, and wireless device SMS text messages.]]
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| ==So it Begins==
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| Shortly after discovering that it was an Amber Alert, [[B/|/b/tards]] started postings suggestions such as [[gtfo|"change the channel" or "turn the television on and off."]] After many unsuccessful attempts, more images were posted from the Original Poster regarding the caption. The photos were taken in a dark room with a low resolution web camera.
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| The caption itself reading "Child Abduction" was considered as a great humorous news caption to have on a television set, so it was quickly picked up by other members and posted on several images.
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| == Bender? ==
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| One image in particular which was taken from the original poster's camera had a picture of [[Futurama|Bender]] with the Child Abduction caption placed perfectly on top of his [[dildo|antenna]]. This quickly led other [[B/|/b/tards]] to place the caption on as many Bender pictures they could find.
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|CHILD ABDUCTION|child_Ab|center|<gallery perrow=5>
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| Image:Child-abduction-2.gif
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow=5>
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| Image:Child-Abduction-rl-1.jpg
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| Image:Childabduction.JPG
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| Image:Chef.jpg
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| Image:ROB.JPG
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| Image:Bender1.JPG
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| Image:ABDUCT.jpg
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| Image:World.jpg
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| Image:Nekkid.png
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| Image:SHOT WEB BENDER.JPG
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| Image:Child abductions on my tv.jpeg
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Loli]]
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| * [[Madeleine McCann]]
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| * [[Megan is Missing]]
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| == External links ==
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| {{4chanarchive|26833014|Archived thread}}
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| {{memes}}
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| [[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
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| [[Category:Chans]]
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