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===White knights===
Of course no batshit feminist is complete without the backing of white knights. Even the retarded goons from [[Retsupurae]] decided to white knight this.<br />
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==Gameplay==
==Gameplay==

Revision as of 21:22, 13 December 2013

Non-cis character design.
Totally not stolen.

Mighty No. 9 is a Mega Man rip-off being made by the original creator of the series (Keiji Inafune) funded by Kickstarter after he quit Capcom for spending past decade dragging the franchise through the mud. It raised close to $4M and is now scheduled for both PC and console release in 2015. Some fanboys were so excited they donated ten fucking thousand dollars out of their child's college fund, which leads one to wonder why manchildren are allowed to play with money.

Crowdsourcing

By taking his idea to Kickstarter, Keiji ensured that he would not have to seek traditional investors that would make selfish demands such as a cut of the profits. Instead, he took it to the internet, where he could instead call the investors "donators" and repay them with stickers, fanart, and a super speshul forum.

Your Donation

  • $5 - Keiji will personally laugh at your broke ass on the exclusive forum.
  • $20 - Keiji will personally check your privilege.
  • $40 - A game manual so you may check your privilege without Keiji's help.
  • $120 - A printed copy of Dina's DeviantArt page.
  • $250 - Personalized privilege check by Dina herself.
  • $500 - Help design a level map other than the kitchen.
  • $10000 - Keiji will open his anus for glorious buttsecks.


Feminists Take Over

Where it all began.


Dina supports equality with her facebook profile pic.
Seems like a good idea.

A massive shitstorm ensued after Keiji hired a loud-mouthed feminist Dina Abou Karam, who had been spamming the forums with gender equality fanart, to lead both the community development and character design for the game. This did not sit well with the fedora army that populated the boards, and they expressed their dismay by smearing Cheetos and belligerent ranting across the tubes.

Y HELO THAR

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Dina and her team of whiteknights responded in the most professional way possible, by editing the hate and pretending it never happened. Clearly the cis scum do not understand the importance of strong, sexy female robots that don't need no man.

Quotes

 
“ 		 
When my dad is away, i like to sleep in his place, next to my mom. it makes me feel like a child again, safe if you may.
  		„
 

—Dina Abou Karam, Age 19

Backlash

Anonymous response to the video on the left, picking apart every segment.


  • This really is pathetic, hiring somebody like her just because her BF works there.
    This really is pathetic, hiring somebody like her just because her BF works there.
  • People are trying to hold the game hostage by asking for refunds.
    People are trying to hold the game hostage by asking for refunds.
  • Who the fuck is Dina, this is not the crap I sign up for complete waste of $156
    Who the fuck is Dina, this is not the crap I sign up for complete waste of $156
  • I don't want any Anita Sarkeesian feminism all up in my Megaman reboot.
    I don't want any Anita Sarkeesian feminism all up in my Megaman reboot.
  • I'd rather have backer money spent on someone who clearly knows what they're doing instead of some ridiculous SJW with no experience.
    I'd rather have backer money spent on someone who clearly knows what they're doing instead of some ridiculous SJW with no experience.
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  • So the lady who spent an afternoon taking personal potshots at me in the Kickstarter comments now works for Comcept.
    So the lady who spent an afternoon taking personal potshots at me in the Kickstarter comments now works for Comcept.
  • May I please have a refund?
    May I please have a refund?
  • Feminist propaganda and political agendas have no place in a sci-fi action platforming game.
    Feminist propaganda and political agendas have no place in a sci-fi action platforming game.
  • She unlocked it, and deleted any incriminating Tweets. Truly dishonest.
    She unlocked it, and deleted any incriminating Tweets. Truly dishonest.
  • Dina hasn't even played a Mega Man game. She hid that now. How dishonest.
    Dina hasn't even played a Mega Man game. She hid that now. How dishonest.
  • Oh, and could I have a refund please?
    Oh, and could I have a refund please?
  • Damage control has begun.
    Damage control has begun.
  • The fanart is horrible why would you hire her?
    The fanart is horrible why would you hire her?
  • This is the sort of introduction I would expect of a 12 year old to make on the Gaia Online forums.
    This is the sort of introduction I would expect of a 12 year old to make on the Gaia Online forums.
  • Is Dina an anti-capitalist / communist? Oh my god.
    Is Dina an anti-capitalist / communist? Oh my god.
  • I honestly can't understand why an SJW was let on to the team.
    I honestly can't understand why an SJW was let on to the team.
  • Dina is known, and generally disliked for her incredibly biased views towards social justice in favor of women and transgendered LGBT community members.
    Dina is known, and generally disliked for her incredibly biased views towards social justice in favor of women and transgendered LGBT community members.

White knights

Of course no batshit feminist is complete without the backing of white knights. Even the retarded goons from Retsupurae decided to white knight this.


A skit.

Gameplay

The game is being built on Unreal Engine 3, so expect lots of cell shading and for it to look like a side scrolling Guilty Gear Xrd.

Only available footage at this time.


Galleries

Mighty No. 9 Gallery About missing Pics
  • Well that didn't take long.
    Well that didn't take long.
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  • Conceptual screenshot.
    Conceptual screenshot.



Dina Karam Gallery About missing Pics
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  • Self portrait. Couldn't even draw herself pretty.
    Self portrait. Couldn't even draw herself pretty.
  • SO SAD :( :(
    SO SAD :( :(

See Also

External Links

Dina Links

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