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[[Al Gore]], inventor of [[internet]], convinced Tom to use his [[fact|ingenious plan]] to spread the word about [[global warming]] Since [[MySpace]] is the biggest polluter of [[internet]] [[tubes]], Tom was [[fangirl|ordered]] by his boss, [[Steve Irwin|Rupert Murdoch]] to [[rape]] [[Drama whore|Tipper]] several times with a cucumber. This caused much [[lulz]] for [[neo-cons|Fox Executives]], who uploaded the pix of the incident to [[b|/b/]], where their fellow racists could [[fap]] to them. | [[Al Gore]], inventor of [[internet]], convinced Tom to use his [[fact|ingenious plan]] to spread the word about [[global warming]] Since [[MySpace]] is the biggest polluter of [[internet]] [[tubes]], Tom was [[fangirl|ordered]] by his boss, [[Steve Irwin|Rupert Murdoch]] to [[rape]] [[Drama whore|Tipper]] several times with a cucumber. This caused much [[lulz]] for [[neo-cons|Fox Executives]], who uploaded the pix of the incident to [[b|/b/]], where their fellow racists could [[fap]] to them. | ||
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The MySpace Newsletter is a marketing tool of Rupert Murdoch's, sent to purposely install malware and download kiddy porn onto your work/parent's computer. Tom Anderson personally contacts the talented bands which some division of News Corporation is pushing this week.
Newsletter, or Spam?
Despite clearly selecting NO SPAM FAGGOT in the account settings, this esteemed journal is sent to you every month, clogging your internets tubes with shit loads of email, due to you having Sock puppet accounts to further your friend-making and avoid Chris Hansen.
Al Gore, inventor of internet, convinced Tom to use his ingenious plan to spread the word about global warming Since MySpace is the biggest polluter of internet tubes, Tom was ordered by his boss, Rupert Murdoch to rape Tipper several times with a cucumber. This caused much lulz for Fox Executives, who uploaded the pix of the incident to /b/, where their fellow racists could fap to them.
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