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[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg|right|thumb|Matlab can also [[whore|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]] | [[Image:MatlabJew.jpg|right|thumb|Matlab can also [[whore|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]] | ||
Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language|scripting language]] for those who wants something slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python|a real scripting language]]. | Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python|a real scripting language]]. | ||
==Matlab in engineering classes== | |||
[[Image:shittyMatlabMeme.jpg|thumb|Engineering students are also [[unfunny]].]] | |||
In many engineering classes, Matlab is taught as an introduction to scientific programming without much success to the hopeless undergrads. The most successful of them will end up writing programs that will later have to be completely rewritten in [[C++|another language]] by [[hackers|real programmers]]. As the students are hip, a wave of shitty meme has been created, documenting their collective failure. | |||
==GUIDE== | ==GUIDE== | ||
[[Image:GUIDE.png|right|thumb|A GUIDE [[GUI]] in action.]] | [[Image:GUIDE.png|right|thumb|A GUIDE [[GUI]] in action.]] | ||
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Matlab is a shitty scripting language for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn a real scripting language.
Matlab in engineering classes
In many engineering classes, Matlab is taught as an introduction to scientific programming without much success to the hopeless undergrads. The most successful of them will end up writing programs that will later have to be completely rewritten in another language by real programmers. As the students are hip, a wave of shitty meme has been created, documenting their collective failure.
GUIDE
The only worthy aspect of Matlab is the ability to make ugly Visual Basic looking GUI with very few efforts that continue to work after dozens of errors, a very useful feature for lazy fucks that can’t be bothered to fix their code.
Octave
Octave is the even slower open-source clone. Don’t bother.
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