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'''Margaret Caroline Pless''' (a.k.a. '''The Idle Dilettante''', '''Kashzors''', '''Cernowatch''', '''Sashimi''', '''Fiona Apps''', '''The Loch Pless Monster''' and '''Plessie''') is a [[Fugly|moderately attractive]] but [[Morbidly obese|slightly chubby]] {{Age|1990|4|15}}-year-old internet [[feminist]] and amateur [[blogger]] who is most well known for her her involvement in the [[GamerGate]] saga and and for her hobby of [[doxing]] and [[libel]]ing anyone that she [[Disagree|doesn't like]] – a hobby that she developed after realizing that wasting 4 whole years of her [[No life|worthless life]] on getting an even more worthless [[Liberal arts student|liberal arts degree]] was a huge fucking mistake.
'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''


Margaret's targets have included pro-GamerGate lawyer and [[alt-right]] [[Bukkake|juice aficionado]] '''Mike Cernovich''', [[baphomet|/baphomet/]] founder and admin '''Benjamin "Benjikins" Biddix''', [[8chan]] owner and [[crippled]] [[midget]] '''Frederick "Hotwheels" Brennan''', ancient [[Jew|Semitic]] king and anti-feminist [[YouTube]]r '''Sargon of Akkad''', and pretty much all of [[Kiwifarms]]. Strangely, she hasn't yet targeted [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] – although after she finds this article, we'll probably become her [[Epic win|Public Enemy No. 1]].
FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT
 
Margaret's unhealthy obsession with doxing people even led her to go so far as to [[literally]] take on the identity of an [[Roflcopter|attack helicopter]] to further her seemingly endless campaign of [[harassment]] and [[stalking]]. Unfortunately for poor little Margaret, she forgot take into account the possibility that [[Patreon]] could be hacked – a fatal mistake that led to her supposedly "''[[Anonymous|undoxable]]''" alter-ego finally getting the brutal [[doxing|dicking]] that it so desperately [[Asking for it|deserved]].
 
Margaret is also a huge [[Christfag]], which is honestly a bit shocking considering the fact that she looks and sounds like a fatter version of [[Nihilist|Daria Morgendorffer]].
 
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== Pless Family Values ==
 
[[File:MargaretEarlyYears.jpg|thumb|Margaret was always second to her genetically superior sister.]]
[[File:PlessieBeforeFatness.jpg|thumb|Plessie, before becoming a [[fat]] [[feminist]] fuck.]]
[[File:IsThisATrap.jpg|thumb]]
 
'''Margaret Caroline Pless''' was born on April 15, 1990, the first child of parents '''Lucy Delia Pless''' (née [[White]]) and '''John Glenn "Jack" Pless'''. It wasn't long before the Plesses consulted with the local [[Wizard|seer]] who informed them that their daughter would grow up to be [[fat]] and [[ugly]] and would eventually bring forth [[Feminism|great strife]] to the [[Internets|village]].
 
The Plesses, concerned with the prophecies foretold by the [[The Donald|great and mighty]] seer, quickly retreated to their fuckroom in the hopes that they could create another child that [[Attractive|wouldn't suck quite as much]]. Within months, Lucy Pless was once again pregnant.
 
 
 
{{collapsegallery|Meet the Plesses|MeetThePlesseses|center|<gallery>
 
File:LikeFather.jpg|Jack Pless
File:LikeSon.jpg|See where Margaret gets it from?
File:LucyPless.jpg|Lucy Delia Pless
File:DeliaPlessModel.jpg|Delia Davison Pless, a.k.a. [[Kirby|Dede]].
 
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
File:Caroline5thGrade.jpg|Oh wow, she isn't a tranny. That's a first!{{archive|6AFgP}}
File:MeetThePlessies.jpg|Delia, Lucy and Moby Dick.
File:Plesses.jpg
File:GetOutOfTheShotPlessie.jpg|[[Pluto]] is no longer classified as a planet because [[scientist]]s are dicks.
File:Cowmobile.jpg|[[lol]]
File:PlessieManspreading.jpg|Manspreading!
File:PlessieAndDede.jpg|You can tell which sister got the [[Master race|good genes]].
 
File:AVeryPlessieChristmas.jpg|You can thank your mum for the family photos, Plessie.
File:DefectiveGenes.jpg|Margaret is actually the ''older'' sister.
 
File:DeliaPless.jpg|[[I'd hit it|I'd hit that]].
File:Suicide Sadfrog.jpg|TFW your sister is a model, but you're a filthy fat fucking [[feminist]].
 
File:MargaretAndDede.jpg
 
File:LucyDeliaPless.jpg
File:MrClipboard.jpg
 
 
</gallery>}}
 
 
 
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Something Awful this way lurks ==
 
[[File:PlessieGaara.jpg|thumb|"''This is a boy and not a girl''" {{archive|HYVuM}}]]
[[File:Gaara turnaround by kashzors.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:FurryNaruto.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Megmire.jpg|thumb|Margaret gets it on with a typical [[Something Awful]] goon.]]
 
 
 
{{quote|Yeah. All the boys wish they could deutsch as good as me, on their perfectly manicured palace lawn. But not everyone can be the princess.|{{archive|7Meau}}}}
 
{{quote|the wikipedia article(s) on aspergers' syndrome is a laff riot|{{archive|sdjTL}}}}
 
 
{{quote|To all of you pedophiles who I also friended on Facebook: I hope you see my picture and all the cartoon pictures of my friends' profiles and feel ashamed about your pedophilia and decide to sexually deny yourselves forever|{{archive|qpEzl}}}}
 
 
{{collapsegallery|Margaret's School Days|SchoolIsCool|center|<gallery>
 
File:ISuck.jpg|[[Blowjob|iSuck]] (really, she does!)
File:CarolineAcne.jpg|[[PizzaGate|Pizzaface]]
File:EdgyMaggie.jpg|When I grow up I wanna [[Sandy Hook|shoot up a school]]!
File:MargaretAndHerCrackDealer.jpg|Margaret poses with [[Tyrone|her crack dealer]].
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
File:ButterfaceMcPrettysmile.jpg
File:BitchToTheHand.jpg
File:NoGlassesMargaret.jpg
 
File:BitchOnABoat1.jpg
File:BitchOnABoat2.jpg
 
File:MargaretBW.jpg|I [[Smoke Weed Everyday]].
 
File:FatOrPregnant.jpg|[[Fat]] or [[Pregnant]]?
File:KoolMargaret.jpg|[[Cartman|Respect mah authoritah!]]
 
File:TehRei.jpg|[[Evangelion|OMG TEH REI!!111]]
File:Cospless.jpg
File:MoarCospless.jpg
File:PlessWTF.jpg|[[wat]]
 
File:KuKluxKaroline.jpg
 
File:TellMeImPretty.gif|Margaret's "[[Stalking|dating]]" life.
 
File:MargaretOpensTheArk.jpg|Margaret, after opening the Ark of the Covenant.
File:SeriousMargaret.jpg
 
File:PartyGirlMargaret.jpg|I'm not officer, drunk!
 
File:BoredMargaret.jpg|I'm bored! I think I'll commit theft in the name of feminism!
 
File:LikeYouJustDontCare.jpg|Raise your arms like you just don't care!
File:MoarSpreading.jpg|[[Herpes|Spread your legs like you just don't care!]]
 
File:ArtfagMaggie1.jpg
File:ArtfagMaggie2.jpg
File:ArtfagMaggie3.jpg
File:ArtfagMaggie4.jpg
 
File:MargaretStreet1.jpg
File:MargaretStreet2.jpg
 
File:MargaretTree.jpg
File:MargaretBoredAF.jpg
 
File:ColumbiaCougars.jpg
File:FatGirlShitAngle.jpg
File:MargaretLeavesHerKeyboard.jpg
 
File:MargaretArmfat.jpg
 
</gallery>}}
 
 
 
 
{{quote|Anyways how is everyone holding up? me i'm the best i've ever been, life for Ms. pless looks good. Light it up and pass it around people!!!yeah baby i'm ready to go wild this spring break i'm so horny, i'm just a girl looking for a good time with some cool people.i love animals, anime, getting high, partying, and having sex. i'm looking for a guy to rock my world and who loves to party as much as i do. You have to be taller than me with a good build, be able to hold up a good conversation and be intelegent and honest. most of all you have to be able to make me laugh and know what you are doing in bed. if you think this is you shoot me a message and i'll write you back. and gentelmen if you are looking for a quick fuck don't bother i'm not that easy|}}
 
{{quote|Oh. I see. Furries are PG-13 now? That's not right, in fact, that's dead wrong! Furries aren't PG-13 even with every inch of their stupid hide covered!|Margaret, bitching about furries}}
 
{{quote|Yakosoo wa shokkidana no naka desu.|Margaret, being a fucking [[weeb]]}}
 
{{quote|There is a photo of me in my avatar (which is stupid) but I'll include a few recent (yesterday) others to prove I'm not a fatty:|HAHAHA}}
 
 
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{{frame|
{{morphquote|Gooned|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 220px;|font-weight: bold;
 
|congratulations on posting a callout thread for a naruto forum you retarded child|Foggy
 
|haha you see i am not like those faggot furries *posts on an anime forum*|J. Bansal
 
|what the fuck is this bullshit, get out of here you stupid anime roleplaying faggot|TONY DANZAS HO
 
|hahaha seriously let me get this straight, this is a callout thread on SA for someone who is not even an SA poster, rather, they post on an anime RPG forum along with you
 
Do you realize how retarded this is|TONY DANZAS HO
 
 
|Kashzors when I move to Durham please move the fuck out
 
I don't want to have to see you on the street and think "Naruto"|GD_American, asking Margaret to [[GTFO]]
 
|Kashzors come back I wanted to tell you how I want to stick my penis in your anus then carefully cut around it until I pull back and it looks like a bloody donut around my dick|GD_American, being romantic
 
|Kashzors your long neck is perfect for an electroshock dog collar, I want to put it on you and give you a twirl through all the power levels|GD_American, still being romantic
 
|Then I want to stick #2 fish hooks (the nice brass ones) into your arm fat and pull on them as I enter you from behind (that way we can both watch Death Note)|GD_American, still being romantic
 
|Then I want to acid-wash your denim skirt, while you're still wearing it|GD_American, still being romantic
 
 
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{{collapsegallery|Her Shitty "Art"|KashzorsArt|center|<gallery>
 
File:Ninja tower by kashzors.jpg
File:Kashis brewery by kashzors.jpg
File:Raikage naki nagura by kashzors.jpg
File:Three paths by kashzors.jpg
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
File:Akemari_by_kashzors.jpg
File:Purple gaara by kashzors.jpg
File:Snake genjutsu by kashzors.jpg
File:Rachs temari by kashzors.jpg
 
File:Threads of fate kages by kashzors.jpg
File:The scar by kashzors.jpg
File:Sake girl by kashzors.jpg
File:Receptionist by kashzors.jpg
 
File:ShittyPlessieArt.jpg
File:MoarShittyPlessieArt.jpg
 
</gallery>}}
 
{{clear}}
 
== The Making of a Hell-Bound Feminist ==
 
[[File:TopAlphaMaleBoyfriend.jpg|thumb|Her [[Cuck|alpha male]] boyfriend.]]
 
 
{{quote|As some of you might know I am a reader of the internet feminism journalist [[David Futrelle]].|LOLOLOL}}
 
 
 
 
{{collapsegallery|The Skillman|Cuck|center|<gallery>
 
File:WhyAmIWithThisCuck.jpg|"''I have made a horrible mistake.''"
File:FaggotLink.jpg
 
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
 
 
</gallery>}}
 
 
 
 
{{archive|qGGke|Today I was harassed on the street. Again.}}
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Judging the Judgy Bitch ==
 
{{quote|Janet Bloomfield is someone that I try to include in my prayers; even though I do not want to waste prayers on someone who accused me of [[Zoe Quinn|sucking 24 dicks at once]]. I consider this an act of Christian charity, interceding on [[Allah|God’s]] behalf for such a wretched, hateful woman.|}}
 
 
{{archive|8wegs|JB B Crazy! And also, probably hell-bound.}}
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Doxing Mike Cernovich ==
 
[[File:IdleDiletanteCartoon.jpg|thumb|Plessie wants you to believe that she has class.]]
 
[[File:MikeCernovich.jpg|thumb|Mike Cernovich, lawyer and author of [[Harambe|Gorilla Mindset]].]]
[[File:CernovichHome.jpg|thumb|Plessie posted this image of Cernovich's home.]]
[[File:PlessEyeColor.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:ZoeQuinnSpreadingDoxx.jpg|thumb|[[Zoe Quinn]] happily spreads her legs and Cernovich's dox.]]
[[File:LetItAllBurn.jpg|thumb|Margaret loves to sit back and watch the chaos that she creates.]]
 
{{archive|8IgRE|Plessie doxes Cernovich}}
 
 
{{quote|Thanks. After consulting [[Ediot|an actual journalist]] I’ve removed the offending photograph.|Plessie, on how she's [[Fake News|not a real journalist]]}}
 
 
 
 
{{collapsegallery|Gorilla Mindset|Cernovich|center|<gallery>
 
File:MoarCernovich.jpg
File:Cernovich.jpg|[[Faggot|Homo]] [[Boner|Erectus]]
File:MikeDangerLawyer.png
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
 
 
 
</gallery>}}
 
 
{{archive|SelfN|How to Report Mike Cernovich to the LAPD w/o a Single Deadlift}}
 
 
 
{{quote|>doxxing Mike Cernovich isn’t a crime<br>
>saying Chelsea Van Valkenburg’s name is a crime<br>:^)|"Chris Poole"}}
 
 
{{quote|good to know which side you’re on here Moot. That #gamergate revenue must be pretty sweet for you to sell your ethics like this. Remind me not to look at porn on your site ever again|Margaret, thinking that [[moot]] actually commented on her shit}}
 
 
 
 
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== I Identify as an Attack Helicopter! ==
 
[[File:LavaCopter.jpeg|thumb]]
[[File:Jewnowatch.jpeg|thumb|Margaret became Cernowatch, a Jewish Assault Gyro.]]
 
 
{{quote|Archive Acct: [[LULZ|Undoxable]], [[Tranny|100% male]] reconnaissance copter. Alerts those at risk of harassment and frustrates the effort of harassers by taking pictures.|Plessie, pretending to be a [[man]]}}
 
 
{{quote|Reminder: Anyone being harassed, doxxed, stalked by 8channers should get in contact with [[Crash Override Network|@CrashOverrideNW]].|Plessiecopter, promoting a known doxing group}}
 
 
 
{{quote|Copter Log, Swissdate 19/10/75: [[Dumbfuck|searched /baphomet/ for evidence of]] [[doxxing]]. Found it was essentially the blackhat arm of #gamergate.|Margaret Pless, searching for piss in an [[ocean of piss]]}}
 
 
{{quote|Cernowatch monitors Cernovich, gamergate and 8chan related activity on Twitter and tweets pictures of what's going on in a funny and sarcastic way. Our purpose is to let the harassers know they're being watched, and send a heads up to whomever Playdangerously is targeting today that they might be the recipient of fake legal threats. Hence we follow 2+ Gamergate Big Wigs.
 
We think our intelligence service is valuable because it allows those being stalked by Mike Cernovich to know what's happening without having to check his Twitter account for themselves.|Margaret Pless, pretending to be more than one faggot {{archive|tGEUe}}}}
 
 
{{quote|We are Cernowatch, a [[fat|Swiss]] [[cunt|monitoring agency]] dedicated to monitoring Michael C. Cernovich, #gamergate, #baphomet, 8ch.net and others for scientific research and your safety. We archive their activity so you can stay up to date & in the know, foiling the harassment of Juice Bro & Co. as it is in progress. We attempt to present this information in an entertaining manner.
 
Currently, Cernowatch operates on Twitter. Viewer support will enable us to expand operations into blogging and daily news reports. Your francs will pay for our enhanced security mainframe, secure connections and for more eyes on the #gamergate manosphere. If you value the intelligence Cernowatch provides, consider sponsoring us today.|}}
 
 
{{archive|4G5z1|The Cernowatch Patreon prior to its removal}}
 
 
 
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== Plessie vs./baphomet/ ==
 
 
[[File:FIRST.png|center|500px|link=Stalker]]
 
 
[[File:BaphParty.jpg|thumb|/baphomet/ users prepare to dox Cernowatch.]]
 
{{clear}}
 
== Plessiefarms ==
 
[[File:CowCow.jpg|thumb|Plessie provides [[Kiwifarms]] with much needed [[lulz]].]]
 
 
 
 
{{archive|wdc3S|Plessie lies about donating to CWC's mum}}
 
{{archive|FW99p|Joshua Moon calls her out on her bullshit}}
 
{{archive|LQ2Ri|5 Reasons I Stand With Paedo Nyberg}}
 
{{archive|1M7fL|Kiwi Farms, the Web’s Biggest Community of Stalkers}}
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Quotes ==
 
 
{{quote|You should praise God for the blessed days that he gives you. For this miracle of senescence that extends your lifespan.|Margaret, being creepy as fuck}}
 
 
<div align="center">
{{frame|
{{morphquote|Plessie|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 220px;|font-weight: bold;
 
|CHILD ABUSE IS AWESOME - SEE - PEDERASTY|Margaret, on kiddy diddling {{archive|XGbOt}}
 
|IUD is really painful but I'm glad I have one|Margaret, thinking that she needs birth control {{archive|z6cIO}}
 
|I am the urban savage|Margaret, on being a [[nigger]] {{archive|bFZPt}}
 
|I'm really sorry Mr. Merrick, but Ganesh is twice the elephant man you'll ever be... in fact he's the God of elephant men.|Margaret, making fun of [[religion]] and [[You|the disfigured]] {{archive|2JfBd}}
 
|I am so proud to have once stood next to [[Jimmy Wales]], the founder of [[Wikipedia]]. I'll treasure this photo forever.|{{archive|zTEOJ}}
 
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
</div>
 
== Gallery ==
 
{{collapsegallery|Mad Margaret|Gallery|center|<gallery>
 
File:MargaretAndJimmyFull.jpg|Margaret poses with [[Jimbo Wales|Jewbo the Whale]].
File:Pless4Hillary.jpg
File:PlessGoat.jpg
File:Plessie.jpg|A rare photograph of Plessie in [[MAN THE HARPOONS|her natural habitat]].
 
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
File:FridgeMonster.jpg|She looks like a [[Kesha|fat fucking refrigerator]].
File:PlessieHat.jpg|Nice hat, too bad it landed in a pile of [[shit]].
File:PlessiesFatArms.jpg
File:Plesselfie.jpg
 
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File:Plessploitable.jpg|[[Oh exploitable!|Oh Plessploitable!]]
 
File:PlessieTheDyke.jpg|Is it even possible to dress more like a [[dyke]] than this?
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File:PlessiesDumbFace.jpg|[[TROLL]]OLOLOL
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File:PlessiesOnlyGoodPhoto.jpg|The only photo in existence where she doesn't look like a complete fuggo.
 
File:TheSphere.jpg|It was a perfect sphere before Plessie sat on it.
 
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{{collapsegallery|Margaret, Queen of Doxing|Doxmachine|center|<gallery>
 
File:NameOneLie.jpg|NAME ONE LIE I'VE EVER POSTED!!111
File:PlessieDoxThreats.png|Plessie threatens to [[dox]] more GamerGaters.
File:TeamingUpWithTheDevil.png|To write about doxing, one must team up with [[Lucifer]] himself.
File:Projection101.jpg|Projection 101
 
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File:Notched.png|Plessie insults [[Notch]], then Notch strikes back.
 
 
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== See Also ==
 
* [[The Arguecat Weightloss Challenge]]
* [[Something Awful]]
* [[Narutard]]
* [[Troll Shielding]]
* [[GamerGate]]
* [[Zoe Quinn]]
* [[Hypocrite]]
* [[Stalker]]
* [[Anonymous]] - What Margaret failed to be.
 
== External Links ==
 
* {{twitter|idlediletante|idlediletante on Twatter}}
** {{twitter|Cernowatch|Cernowatch on Twatter}}
* {{facebook|margaret.pless|Margaret Pless on Facebook}}
* [https://www.linkedin.com/in/margaret-pless-44435851/ Margaret Pless on LinkedIn]
 
* [https://www.reddit.com/user/idlediletante/ idlediletante on reddit]
* [http://kashzors.deviantart.com/ Kashzors on DevianTART] {{archive|h8hnE}}
* [https://myspace.com/kashzors67 Caroline Pless on MySpace] {{archive|GqdHX}}
 
 
* [https://cernowatch.wordpress.com/ Cernowatch Blog]
 
 
 
* {{facebook|lucy.pless|Lucy Delia Pless on Facebook}} - Her mum.
* {{facebook|jack.pless|John Glen "Jack" Pless on Facebook}} - Her dad.
 
 
'''Dox on the Serial Doxer'''
 
* {{archive|HGcqq|Have some dox}}
* {{archive|u4ASh|Confirming her DOB}}
* {{archive|QfKXR|Her sister doxed herself too}}
** {{archive|leSej|Moar self-dox on Dede}}
 
* [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] - Her email and the Paypal address that she idiotically attached to her "''undoxable''" Cernowatch [[Patreon]] account.
 
 
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