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*Fed up with all the [[cuckoldry|cuck]], [[moot]] retires from [[4chan]]. | *Fed up with all the [[cuckoldry|cuck]], [[moot]] retires from [[4chan]]. | ||
*Supreme Gentleman [[Elliot Rodger]] receives the honorary [[Golden iPod Award]] for 2014. | *Supreme Gentleman [[Elliot Rodger]] receives the honorary [[Golden iPod Award]] for 2014. | ||
*Backed by Patreon funds and her rich father's credit cards, [[Shanley Kane]] tries getting the CEO of [[Linux]] fired using the imaginary powers of feminism, and in turn gets ridiculed by the entire internet. | |||
*Failed YouTube comedian [[Peter Coffin]] reemerges from the slums of social media with another fake relationship in tow. This time, instead of roleplaying as his own [[Imaginary girlfriend|Japanese girlfriend]], he's insisting that he's married to a [[Realdoll|love doll]], and may have even [[Barack Obama|forged a birth certificate]] for the baby he claims the two of them have together. | *Failed YouTube comedian [[Peter Coffin]] reemerges from the slums of social media with another fake relationship in tow. This time, instead of roleplaying as his own [[Imaginary girlfriend|Japanese girlfriend]], he's insisting that he's married to a [[Realdoll|love doll]], and may have even [[Barack Obama|forged a birth certificate]] for the baby he claims the two of them have together. | ||
*[[A Man in Black]] declares he's gonna take [[Taking down ED|ED]], [[weev]], and [[GamerGate]] down all at once with his shitty articles, then quickly retracts his statement. | |||
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Revision as of 18:39, 9 February 2015
2015. Another year of existence which further proves that the stupid Mayan end of the world conspiracy was fake and gay. With a suicide-related transsexual acceptance movement raging on, and GamerGate still boiling at a finely dramatic simmer, we're off to a great start!
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from 2015
January
- The transgender acceptance movement marches even harder after hellbound tranny Leelah Alcorn commits suicide by jumping in front of a moving truck at the end of last year.
- Charlie Hebdo gets shot in the ass by angry Muslims for making fun of Mohhamed.
- ED officially enters 21st century by migrating to 11 cloud servers that are behind 7 Proxies.
- Transsexual FBI informant Laurelai Bailey, already a subject of fake rape and fake suicide attempts, tries to pin kiddie porn on GamerGate and fails. An open letter exposing her as a rapist later emerges.
- Fed up with all the cuck, moot retires from 4chan.
- Supreme Gentleman Elliot Rodger receives the honorary Golden iPod Award for 2014.
- Backed by Patreon funds and her rich father's credit cards, Shanley Kane tries getting the CEO of Linux fired using the imaginary powers of feminism, and in turn gets ridiculed by the entire internet.
- Failed YouTube comedian Peter Coffin reemerges from the slums of social media with another fake relationship in tow. This time, instead of roleplaying as his own Japanese girlfriend, he's insisting that he's married to a love doll, and may have even forged a birth certificate for the baby he claims the two of them have together.
- A Man in Black declares he's gonna take ED, weev, and GamerGate down all at once with his shitty articles, then quickly retracts his statement.
