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{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}} | {{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}} | ||
[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]] | [[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]] | ||
'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') is a 63-year-old [[Pedophilia|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos & antics. | |||
== Biography == | == Biography == | ||
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is a possible answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit: | |||
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|A Redditor}} | |||
This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish. | |||
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png | Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png | ||
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on. | Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on. | ||
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg | Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]] | ||
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]] | Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]] | ||
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]] | |||
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]]. | |||
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square. | |||
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money. | |||
</gallery>|}} | </gallery>|}} | ||
== Videos == | |||
{{fv|TomPearlVideos|| | |||
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]] | |||
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]] | |||
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]] | |||
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube> | |||
}} | |||
== Location == | |||
<b>1392 Dodger Way | |||
Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b> | |||
phone number: <b>(678) 442-0083</b> (for possible prank calls) | |||
[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]]. | |||
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]]. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]] | *[[Scat porn|Scatman John]] | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* | *<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED''' | ||
* | *[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits] | ||
*{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}} | |||
{{pedoseries}} | {{pedoseries}} | ||
{{dyingalone}} | {{dyingalone}} | ||
Revision as of 08:47, 11 October 2022
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—Tom Pearl, in his notorious video | ||
Thomas Patrick Pearl (a.k.a. Tom Pearl) is a 63-year-old registered sex offender masochist from Lawrenceville, Georgia who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos & antics.
Biography
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing child pornography, his collaboration with MuchoZucko, and appearing on various random porn websites. There is a possible answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by a Redditfag on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:
—A Redditor | ||
This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, Lorena Cedeno-Pearl who is from Ecuador. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a possible brother named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a rennaisance man who opts to not have social media.
Gallery
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Tom Pearl, reformed turdmuncher and full time family man -
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Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square. -
Tom Pearl giving cockmongler a run for his money.
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
Location
1392 Dodger Way
Lawrenceville, GA 30045 phone number: (678) 442-0083 (for possible prank calls)
Tom Pearl lives here, send him endless amounts of pizza, free qurans, mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, Gay Niggers, da j00s, gamer girl bath water, freshly made homebrewed Jenkem, and just about anything lulzy you can possibly muster to his house as the possibilities are infinite, the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those. note to those reading this, Coppercab the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be something real bad in the water around those parts.
