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Mamoru Takuma | |
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Nationality: | Japan |
Highscore | Killed 8, injured 15 |
Top 25? | No |
Style | Hack'N'Slash |
An Hero? | No (Hanged) |
Mamoru Takuma (November 23, 1963-September 14, 2004) was a batshit insane janitor who murdered 8 rich kids and injured 15 more at a private elementary school in Osaka, Japan on June 8, 2001.
Background
Mamoru Takuma was born on November 23, 1963 in Itami. For quite a while, Mamoru had a habit of burning kittens for the lulz up until high school, where he assaulted a teacher and then ran away for a couple of months. His father later disowned him for his failures, leading Mamoru to join the air force. But after getting kicked out of the air force in 1984 for assaulting a minor, he moved in with his mother for some time.
Criminal History
Takuma's criminal record is a long one at least. While living with his mother, he raped some random woman with his micropenis, leading him to spend 3 years in prison. After 3 years of hard buttsex from other inmates, he worked as a bus driver, only to get fired in 1988 for assaulting a passenger. Afterwards, he worked as a maintenance man at an elementary school a few miles away from the school he would later attack only to be arrested for assault again. 11 years later in 1999, he was fired after poisoning some teachers at the school, arrested, and later diagnosed with schizophrenia. He later got a job as a taxi driver, only to be fired for assaulting a hotel bellhop and sent to a psychiatric hospital. It was at the hospital where he attempted to become an hero by jumping out the window, but survived. Realizing he was such a failure at life, Mamoru realized his only chance at success was to achieve a high score at the local elementary school. Maybe, just maybe, he could finally earn the prestigious Golden iPod award.
Massacre and Trial
On June 8, 2001, Mamoru entered the Ikeda Elementary School in Osaka with only a kitchen knife with him. It was when he barged into a classroom and went full Hitman, stabbing 8 useless little shits and injured 15. His conquest for the iPod was stopped when staff overpowered him and held him down until the police came in and arrested him.
—Mamoru Takuma |
While on trial, Takuma's lawyers used his schizophrenia as a defense, but that turned out to be a misdiagnosis for paranoia. Showing zero remorse and insulting the families of the deceased TJ Lane style, he was given the death sentence on August 28, 2003, much to Takuma's amazement.
—Mamoru's last statement |
Takuma's sentence was carried unusually quickly for Japanese death row inmates and on September 14, 2004, Takuma was hanged.
Graded Score
Graded score | |
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Kill count: | 8/20 |
Accuracy: | 9/20 |
Style: | 18/20 Hack'n Slash |
Butthurt: | 20/20 Deadliest school massacre in Japanese history |
Bonus: | 20/20 Japanese version of Dunblane, Sandy Hook, and Columbine |
Total score: 75/100 (C)
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See Also
Mamoru Takuma is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
Mamoru Takuma is part of a series on Dying Alone
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Mamoru Takuma is part of a series on 日本国
Typical Japanese Culture. 日本の人文 2chan • Anime • Animu Archetypes • Big Daikon • Dating sim • Gaiden • Herbivore Men • Japanese Bug Fights • Manga • Shimajiro
Typical Japanese Porn. 日本の猥本 |