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Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving many complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a piece of shit saying, "If you see him kick his ass for me."
Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving many complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a piece of shit saying, "If you see him kick his ass for me."


==The Massive Gg Bawfest of February 2016==
Thanks to George [[flaggot|false flagging]] videos non-stop he has amassed a new group of trolls. George being too dumb to ignore said trolls spent countless hours digging up shit on [[Facebook]] that no one cares about. In 24 hours he uploaded five videos feeding the trolls. The lulziest part of his tirade is George claims these trolls have no lives and do nothing but upload videos when George does the exact same thing. The other funny thing is George is convinced after all these years that he has fans that care about what he says when the truth is only trolls watch it for the lulz.
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==Gorgeous George Sux The Movie==
In February The GG Sux Movie was made which was an answer to GG's non-stop flaggings. Since George was losing his claims constantly on [[youtube]] thanks to Fair-Use and idea was conceived for George's ultimate butthurt and that was to reupload all the sux videos in one handy video. Like clockwork he did his usual routine and lost hence the cause for the previous set of butthurt tirade videos mentioned above. To deepen his whining another version was made called "The Extended Gut" (which is pending an youtube appeal at the moment). Thanks to the appeal it is the first time it has been permanently on youtube since 2009.
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==The Crologies of GG==
==The Crologies of GG==

Revision as of 23:58, 9 March 2016

BREAKING NEWS!!

George has failed on all his false flaggings this year due to Youtube is getting tired of his non-stop whining

Gorgeous George


The Crologies of GGAllies of teh FatAxis of teh FatList of LOLsuitsGorgeous George and His TV Show (His Documentary)Kaye Lazar (AKA Kevin Kravitz)Shondaebrennan (GG's Obsession)Piss4400 (The Next GG In The Making)


THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ.
BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
George is mad again and false flagging everything off teh interwebz. Please feel free to reupload his shit if you have it as George clearly has no life.
Do you have a fat fetish? I think you do. You like your women fat don't you?
Angry GG
Spinning Bird Kic.....uh
Notice George cant keep his fat greasy hands to himself
Technically there are more white people in the picture considering George weighs 5 times as much as the other 4 people in the picture combined!!!!!
Even his co-host Kevin trolls George.
How GG's comedy gold is made.
   
 
There's a public/cable access host here in Richmond, VA who calls himself Gorgeous George. He's a big fat son of a bitch with greasy hair, ill-fitting clothes and a heavy dose of self-delusion. And he also looks like L. Ron Hubbard amirite? He's sort of a local celebrity - just about everyone I know has had some sort of real-life encounter with him. He's been hosting his little call-in show for about the past 10 years, I think, although my friends and I only discovered it maybe 3-4 years ago. Anyway, needless to say, we had no choice but to prank-call him relentlessly. Unfortunately, he was only on maybe 12 weeks per year.. but we made those weeks count. During any given episode, we had at least half a dozen cellphones dialing in, the end result being that literally about 90% of the calls he received were us insulting him. - Dr. Quinn
 

 
 

This was the last moments of this innocent mans life right before George ate him

Gorgeous George

   
 
They give you the high five and all but then they backstab you. They backstab you in the back.
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth

Gorgeous George: Lookalike to one of America's greatest heroes.

George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 45 and still lives in a tri-level house with his mother (GG ate his mom) no one. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her retard son live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he drives a taxi (although no one else can fit in the van with him in it). Fun facts about GG:

   
 
Woooooo!
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George

   
 
I am Wooooooooooooo, THE BABYMAKER
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George

One of the many truthful calls George has received
  • Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show.
  • He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
  • He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
  • He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian.
  • A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
  • He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
  • He is thought to be a bisexual gay.
  • He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
  • He constantly trips on his own fat gut.
  • In cockney rhyming slang, any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
  • His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
  • He has spoken about the Church of Sollentolgy and Jehovennis Witness.
  • He fucked Rick Derris on a pool table and broke it.

But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his hilarious skits.

Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit

Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (though [a different Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit] would have suited him better.) Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"

Thankfully a Goon felt they couldnt just stand back and allow for this "Tradgey" to happen without any consequences.So the goon decided to critque George on his plagiarism of the "Herlihy Boy" skit and rip him a new one. Just like GG rips the Trannies he fucks a new asshole.

Portrait of G.A.Y.

Some of The Calls

   
 
Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.


 


 
 

—Gorgeous George, articulate as usual

Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them

   
 
What is causing all this ?
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George


GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan, being part of China means a blatant disregard for copyright laws. Their motto in English roughly translates into “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from. Also this is the longest running GG channel on the netz (that hasn't been false flagged) and with each day that goes by GG's butthurt deepens. XD

Old uploads

GG on tudou arranged by most views

GG on tudou newest videos

Thanks to due diligence of teh trolls most of the calls have been brought back to Youtube. This will definitely cause GG to rage immensely.

Gorgeous George Show

Accurate evolution of The Gorgeous George Show
   
 
Sollentology
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George

   
 
Jehovennis Witness
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George

When in Gorgeous George country, it is well advised to keep on your toes (note that this is a wax mannequin of Jodie Foster).
This totally describes George's looks.
George with one of the many hookers with STD's he has brought on his show. Notice the picture captures him for the fat pig he is.

The Gorgeous George Show is the television equivalent of AIDS. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your parents die of cancer, and then engaging in unprotected penetrative sex with a putrid dead porcupine with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his retarded lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production values make the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it. The likely result of that, would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:

  • GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with cactus skin condoms.
  • His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch Syphillis.
  • Some random black guy who looks ashamed to be in the studio.
  • Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a Karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
  • Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
  • Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) who's only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their breasts.
  • The crappy introduction to his show.
  • "Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
  • GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
  • GG being fat.
  • A strange white discharge lodged in his hair.
  • GG drinking his own urine and fellating a whole circus, while assorted 10 year old boys rub his fat ass down in Crisco.
  • GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet he still takes calls.
  • George beating Kaye Lazar for talking.
  • Everyone else on the show laughing at GG and him too dense to realize it.
  • You know what? Fuck this. Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess. Abandon hope, all ye who enter in. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a mac truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never describe. It's worse than disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your hands. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That 13 year old mangy cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.
  • Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).

The Prank Calls

As time went on and the prank calls continued they became a Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train it gained critical velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.

According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"

Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the Internet without his consent. This led to him going on an insane rant on his show about how he was going to sue everyone involved for copyright infringement, RIAA style. Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a DMCA request! Disregard that, GG sux whale sized dicks.

During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat fucker just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.

Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:

Pranksters Quotes

   
 
Fatass


 


 
 

   
 
Dickhead


 


 
 

   
 
Douchebag


 


 
 

   
 
[toilet flush]


 


 
 

—Most frenquent prank done on the show

   
 
Hey George, I've got a relationship question for ya. My girlfriend a couple weeks ago, she started playing hard to get. And recently she just stopped responding to any of my calls. And I was wondering, did you eat her?


 


 
 

   
 
MORBIDLY OBESE!


 


 
 

   
 
You live with your mom


 


 
 

   
 
Hey, take a bath you fat pig!


 


 
 

   
 
I just wanted to say happy birthday to ya, and I also wanted to say that you're very fat


 


 
 

   
 
I'm gonna miss your bloated ass (he was going off the air for 2 weeks)


 


 
 

   
 
George. Hiya Shithead.


 


 
 

   
 
Yeah I want to talk about gas bills man, they really screw me over you fat fu--


 


 
 

   
 
Is tonight your last show? If not, you're gay.


 


 
 

   
 
I got a story about a fraud, a bad experience I had at a store. You see, I was payin your mom for sex--


 


 
 

   
 
Uhh, the email address earlier, was that fat pig @--


 


 
 

   
 
Who nutted in your hair?


 


 
 

   
 
Fat Pig


 


 
 

   
 
Greasy pig


 


 
 

   
 
GaaaAAAAaaay


 


 
 

   
 
I have this girlfriend... and she hocked a ring I gave her for meth


 


 
 

Gorgeous George battles Youtube

When George False Falgs videos, he likes to get in to as much of a comfortable position as possible
Another Position GG likes to be in when flagging videos

YouTube Video Link

From time to time George will actually create multiple accounts and argue with other Youtube users on this video. Oh the irony.

Heres a list of usernames he has used

  1. GGonDVD
  2. GGshowrules (he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"
  3. GGstrikesback
  4. gorgeousgeorgestrike
  5. Platinumdracula
  6. GGshowrules2 (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
  7. GorgeousGeorge01
  8. Sonofatwix
  9. ReddFoxxReturns
  10. fishpotpie
  11. ReddFoxx888
  12. GEORGEYARID
  13. GGISSEXY
  14. marley101999
  15. sandylovelace69
  16. Yanksyankshissausage
  17. MrSpamIAm
  18. Nuclearfurnature
  19. poop121
  20. dtheshank
  21. ggrespectnow
  22. gorgeousgeorgeshow
  23. ggandklazar
  24. TheMaverick
  25. NotGorgeousGeorge
  26. GGthaMAN
  27. GGSmexy
  28. TheKnobnose
  29. GorgeousGeorgeonDVD
  30. IngloriusBastard11
  31. kelly2086
  32. GeorgeAlexanderYarid

There is many more that are unaccounted for as well!

George now plans on suing Youtube!

"Looks like YOUTUBE IS GOING TO BE SUED. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED." - ggshowrules Epic LULZ will definitely ensue!

link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube

Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (The fat pig's main base) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!

George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fat before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.

July 20,2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it this account will also get banned as well for ToS

The Gorgeous OST's

Once thought to be lost under GG's left moob all three Gorgeous Sound tracks have been found.

"Gorgeous George - Flists In teh Mouth"


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"Gorgeous George - Blue Bonnie Flag"


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Put Cock Here

This is GG's favorite spot at the Fielden's gloryhole.

This is the official GG OST containing almost all the music that has been featured on his show as well some songs that have been used to troll him. Some of the songs included are the cheesy dance songs he used to dance with those prostitutes there are also bonus tracks including his theme song as well as some GG remixes.

Put Cock Here

The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed

This is the 20th buffet GG made go bankrupt today.

All songs on this album are related to GG's obesity. Not only can he pounce you with one but he can crush you under the weigh of his billion tons of that bacon grease body of his.

The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed

Inside The Closet With GG

Magic Matt before GG threw him out of the closet for back stabbing him in the back

This album centers around GG's G.A.Y.ness. Remember folks just because you were caught at a gay club sucking dick at a gloryhole that doesn't make you gay. After all it's completely straight if you want to fuck a chick with a dick, just no dudes. No G.A.Y. stuff for George on craigslist.

Inside The Closet With GG

A shit tastic night

After a long night of Nacho mamas,rubbing dongs,and working the glory hole at fieldens

All the songs on this album tell stories of his weight,lack of hygiene,and questionable sexuality. It has been said that with one giant shit tastic fart that that the passage of revelations would come to life and destroy all man kind with his ungodly presence.

A shit tastic night

Cab Service Ink

George's professional looking cabbie website

George getting tired of paying the man to drive around started his own taxi service. Showing off his broad intelligence and creativity called it Cab Service Ink. This "INKorporation" is not registered with the state of Virginia probably due to the fact that he has all his money is currently tied up in lolsuits. To add even further to the lulz the trolls posted George's driving/criminal record to the page. :D

Cab Services Ink on Google +

GG Gets Pwned With His Own Taxi Service

Texts from during and after the prank call.

On 09-26-14 a prank was played on George that he didn't see cuming (probably because the rolls of fat on his eyes were so heavy they glued them shut). A prank caller tried to lure George in to picking him at the Airport in Richmond however George was in a good mood and told him how to go where he wanted for free by using a taxi shuttle. So the pranker called him again later and told him to pick him up at a notorious G.A.Y. bar (a place George admitted he was quite familiar with). So the pranker was going to make him wait there an hour after the pick up time that was arranged however he arrived 15 minutes early and was texting him whining and bitching non-stop that he was there already. So the guy broke it to George that he was being pwned and this happened.

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Of course George being the delusion man that he is claimed that he won the call. The pranker broke it to George later that he was apart of a live radio show which made him explode with anger bringing lulz to the masses.

George Gets Fired From Diamond Taxi Co.

Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving many complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a piece of shit saying, "If you see him kick his ass for me."

The Massive Gg Bawfest of February 2016

Thanks to George false flagging videos non-stop he has amassed a new group of trolls. George being too dumb to ignore said trolls spent countless hours digging up shit on Facebook that no one cares about. In 24 hours he uploaded five videos feeding the trolls. The lulziest part of his tirade is George claims these trolls have no lives and do nothing but upload videos when George does the exact same thing. The other funny thing is George is convinced after all these years that he has fans that care about what he says when the truth is only trolls watch it for the lulz.

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie

In February The GG Sux Movie was made which was an answer to GG's non-stop flaggings. Since George was losing his claims constantly on youtube thanks to Fair-Use and idea was conceived for George's ultimate butthurt and that was to reupload all the sux videos in one handy video. Like clockwork he did his usual routine and lost hence the cause for the previous set of butthurt tirade videos mentioned above. To deepen his whining another version was made called "The Extended Gut" (which is pending an youtube appeal at the moment). Thanks to the appeal it is the first time it has been permanently on youtube since 2009.

The Crologies of GG

We see the GG in his natural habitat ready to pounce on his target with one flist and perhaps a double dildo.

Moar info: Gorgeous George/The Crologies of GG.

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2005

2007

2008

2009

2010

2011

2012

2013

2014

2015

Allies of teh Fat

Moar info: Gorgeous George/Allies of teh Fat.

rovest and Matt at a Team GG meeting

Axis of Teh Fat

Moar info: Gorgeous George/Axis of teh Fat.

List of LOLsuits

Moar info: Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits.

Gorgeous George and His TV Show -Documentary-

Moar info: Gorgeous George/Gorgeous George and His TV Show.

Christian Weston Chandler is half brothers with the Gorgeous George

Bob Chandler was living in Richmond Virginia back in 1967, he was working for the Coca-Cola distribution center where one night at a singles bowling league. He met up with Edith Hensley. While they bowled together they drank themselves into oblivion where they spent the night at the blue bird motel off of route 64. Bob stayed with Edith for a few months until he found out she was pregnant with Gorgeous George. He was transfered over too Ruckersville and left without telling Edith and never saw them again. Some years later Bob met Barbara and the rest is history. George never met his father nor his brother Christian even though the two are completely alike.

Look at their mantits

1. They are both fat.

2. They both have mantits.

3. Women (and people in general) hate them.

4. They're both failures.

5. They live within 50 miles of each other

6. One drinks his own spooge the other has it in his own hair. (meaning they BOTH! recycle their own semen!!!!)

7. Both are Homophobic

8. They both stutter when speaking

9. Both of them live with their moms

10.Both have had a women leave them Chris(Megan) and George(Sue)

11.Both have youtube accounts where they get trolled on ChristianWChandler(Christian) GGshowrules2(George)

12.Neither of them have had a REAL job

13. They fail to realize they have ZERO talent

14. Both of them have made videos where they go on tirades and are batshit crazy

15.They both think they are totally not FAT and have amazing physiques and are strong(note,it seems George also has hygiene problems like chris and stuffs shit in his armpits, already further proving their relation)

16.They both have threatened people over the internet and at the same time both have ironically threatened legal action against internet trolls Virgina's finest showing off their DISGUSTING bodies

If that wasn't coincidence Kevin and random black guy performed at Manchester Middle School which is where Chris went. This just goes to show that anyone who lives there is insane. They talk about it @ the 15:30 mark.

Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab

New details have come out concerning GG's (other) hidden life, thanks to the former NSA analyst turned whistleblower Edward Snowden. Snowden had files that revealed that it was Gorgeous George or "George al Habib Osaddam Yarab" not Osama Bin Laden, who was behind the 9/11 attacks. Yarab, who has ties to the terrorist organization Al Qaeda, started another terrorist organization in Richmond Virginia. Yarab was able to gain entry to the United States with fraudulent papers (similar to the ones he used in his frivolous LOLsuits) and funded the organization from a gloryhole location in Richmond called "Fieldens". Yarab dubbed the terrorist organization he created in Richmond as "Trannies In Training" otherwise known as "T.I.T". Snowden was able to convince then "T.I.T" member Matthew Tatum aka "Magic Matt" (Who was Yarab's top recruiter in finding new trannies to train) to comply with him and revealed that Yarab was also behind the Boston Marathon Bombings. Magic Matt had mentioned Yarab once stated that he could "run a marathon if he wanted to", but when he found out the marathon was 26.2 miles, and not the " 2 miles" that he claims he can do, Yarab sent out "T.I.T" members Tamerlan Tsarnaev (deceased)Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to set off bombs to distract everyone and make it "appear" as if he finished the race when he crossed the line. In actuality, Yarab drove his Diamond Taxi Cab 500 yards from the finish line. Once there, Yarab gave the Tsarnaev's brothers the order to set off the explosions. Once they went off, Yarab, breathing heavily, staggered across the finish line letting out a big "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

When Yarab found out that Magic Matt "backstabbed him in the back" He dismissed him of all of his T.I.T Duties and in the process pounced him with one flist. Before Magic Matt's demise, he had also revealed that Yarab is holding Warren Weinstein hostage in one of the stalls at Fieldens to perform sexual acts on his tranny clients to help him maintain his yearly "six income figure". It is rumored that Yarab has gone into hiding, taking Weinstein with him to continue operating his gloryhole business and maintain his tranny clientele. Speculation has it that they are hiding out in Yarab's favorite eatery, "Nacho Mamas"

G.A.Y.'s Fantasies

GG is never far from the KFC bucket when fucking his hos

G.A.Y.'s secret entries into his diary entitled "G.A.Y. Tales" the following are dreams and fantasies of G.A.Y.'s

"My idea of paradise is being in the candy garden from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Where I would run around the big garden, eating chocolate and beating off, and then when Charlie Bucket strolled through the garden, I would run out and expose myself, causing Charlie's grandpa to have a heart attack. Then I would say hi to the tranny oompa loompas, stick some snozberries up my ass, and then get bored of candy and head off to nacho mamas, harrassing a few young women on my way out."

"Plenty of times I have imagined my father gassing dogs to death by shoving their heads up my mom's (Loosey's) ass and then feeding her baked beans. I then see myself masturbating furiously while watching this"

Reverend Billy & George Yarid separated at birth?

Like GG Reverend Billy uses his own semen to color his hair.

When you think about the chances that anyone that looks like GG having another public access show that sucks as much as his you'd probably have a better chance of being the head stud of the playboy mansion. The similarities don't stop there. Reverend Billy has a co-host who is as creepy and as much of an attention whore as Kevin. They also get the exact kind of prank calls where Billy gets called fat. Like GG Reverend Billy has weak comebacks and is as equally slow witted as George.

Random videos about GG

GG's life story as narrated by Tom Brokaw

Brandon Hardesty mocking GG. Once considered his archenemy, GG & Brandon are now BFFs

Second vd Bradon made about GG. Currently Bradon is gobbing GG's cone :D

Even Middle-aged Dancing Canadian Housewives are trolling GG

Jan Terri is GG's MUH MUH. That's where he gets his talent from

RCAN Studios

GG wished being a "False Flaggot" was that cool

Conclusion

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DOX

GG's multimillion dollar mansion made with his six-income-figure.
Thanks for Doxing yourself GG :D

George Alexander Yarid

1307 Stoneycreek Drive

Richmond, VA 23238

July 16, 1968

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

His phone number isn't available for two reasons.

  • 1) He keeps changing it anytime when he gets pranked.
  • 2) No one wants to reach in the sweaty buttcrack of that beast for his cell phone after he's driven in his take-out-taxi all day.

Fuck it a number has been found (804)836-2016 baleeted due to prankitis. Here are some of his numbers 804-750-1473 & 804-741-2673. This is his latest phone number (804) 836-2016.

Update - George is changing his number again from being pwned by multiple trolls or as he says he "lost" his phone.

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The Gorgeous Gallery

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GG's Tire neck Gallery
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Gorgeous George Torrent 2014

Since George keeps on bawing to Mommy Youtube Serious Measures had to be instituted. This torrent has virtually every video that he has false flagged off teh interwebz. Also it's 22 GB (I didn't know they stacked shit that high). All the videos you need to troll him are right here which is helpful if you are a lazy bastard. So download it nao faggot.

Gorgeous George 2014 Torrent

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